The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

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Postby triplemultiplex » Sat Aug 04, 2007 3:07 pm

How 'bout some movie quotes?


Ralph (seeing Bart naked): "I like men now."


Homer (thumbing through the Bible): "This book doesn't have any answers!"


the guy at the motorcycle cage: "I'll tell you what I'm going to do; I'm gonna give you one more try on the house just because I like to see you hurt yourself."


And some sign gags:

tavern in Alaska: "Eski-Moe's"

Homer falls thru the roof and we see Grandpa reading a magazine called "Oatmeal Enthusiast"

With the town's destruction imminent, the church's sign reads "We Told You So".
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Postby Aym_Dand » Sun Aug 05, 2007 7:18 pm

"Stop in the name of American squeamishness!"
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Postby BRMBug » Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:21 am

Bart: "Sparkle, sparkle!"

and another favorite that I like to use... "Yoink!"
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Postby i-love-kenny-mccormick » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:46 pm

Milhouse: Remember the time he ate my goldfish? And you lied and said I never had goldfish. Then why did I have the bowl, Bart? *Why did I have the bowl?*
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Postby i-love-kenny-mccormick » Sun Aug 12, 2007 11:01 pm

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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Aug 13, 2007 10:34 pm

Fat Tony: "I don't understand. People like rats, but no one wants to drink thier milk?"


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Marge: "This should be very educational. I want you kids to pay attention."

Tour Guide: "Founded by prostitutes in 1849, and serviced by prostitute express riders who could bring in a fresh prostitute from Saint Joe in three days; Bloodbath Gulch quickly became known as a place where a trail hand could spend a month's pay in three minutes."
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Postby tweekedkenny » Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:53 am

Homer: "Well if Bart can be El Barto...

Homer proceeds to write El Homo with spray paint.

Homer: "Heh heh heh."

Guy: "Oh, I wish I had your courageousness."

Homer: "D'oh!"

It's something like that. I don't remember okay?!
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Postby tweekedkenny » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:36 am

Mayor Quimby: May the force be with you!

Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?

If anyone remembers how Quimby responds, please tell me, I forget :x
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Postby iceiwynd » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:41 am

Quimby: I think I do. Weren't you one of the Little Rascals?
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Postby tweekedkenny » Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:55 am

Thanks, I just saw the episode today, and I tried to remember it (just for this thread). Ooh, I remember another one from the episode!

Marge: There's a family of possums living in here!

Homer: I like to call the big one "Tiny"!
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Postby iceiwynd » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:05 am

No... He calls the big one "Bitey."
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Postby Kenny's_Demonic_Spirit » Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:35 am

Spider Pig,
Spider Pig,
Does whatever a Spider Pig does.

Can he swing,
From a web?
No he can't,
'Cause he's a pig.
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:18 pm

...Look out,
He is a Spider Pig.
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Postby marvel_freak_42 » Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:23 pm

Lenny: "I don't know where Karl ends and I begin."

Karl: "You see, quotes like that are exactly why people think we're gay!"
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The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread

Postby klynn4987 » Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:06 pm

HOMER: "Hellooo my name is mr. burns, I believe you have a letter for me?"
MAIL MAN: "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
HOMER: I don't...know

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