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Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns."
Clerk: "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "... I... don't... know."
[outside]
Homer: "Great plan Bart!"
It goes something like that, anyway.
Clerk: "Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
Homer: "... I... don't... know."
[outside]
Homer: "Great plan Bart!"
It goes something like that, anyway.
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Something like this:
Indian Chief: (hands Homer and Bart two glasses and they drink from them) "Here you go; let the bear urine take its effect." (Homer and Bart stare) "Just kidding, it's Fresca."
(Bart and Homer spit it out.)
Homer: "Fresca?"
Indian Chief: (hands Homer and Bart two glasses and they drink from them) "Here you go; let the bear urine take its effect." (Homer and Bart stare) "Just kidding, it's Fresca."
(Bart and Homer spit it out.)
Homer: "Fresca?"
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Bart: Eat my shorts, Shelbyville!
Homer (with Bart): Eat...my...shoooorts!!
Flanders: Yes, eat ALL our shirts.
Homer (with Bart): Eat...my...shoooorts!!
Flanders: Yes, eat ALL our shirts.
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Homer: "Relax, boy. We're not gonna cook you! Enjoy your day at the beach. Ooh, look, here's a little playmate for you!"
[Pinchy gets pinched on the nose by a hermit crab and cowers]
"Hey! You don't have to take that from no punk-ass crab! What's wrong with you?"
Sea Captain: "Y'arr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him."
Marge: "Don't look at me! I wanted to eat him!"
Sea Captain: "Eh, sorry, it's usually the mother. Eh, you know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one. We stress tough love. Daily chores and the like."
Marge: "No! We're not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school."
Sea Captain: "Y'arr, I understand. It's hard to let go. Eh, tell me this, then ... do you have any spare change?"
[Pinchy gets pinched on the nose by a hermit crab and cowers]
"Hey! You don't have to take that from no punk-ass crab! What's wrong with you?"
Sea Captain: "Y'arr, it's not his fault he's a sissy. Someone's been coddling him."
Marge: "Don't look at me! I wanted to eat him!"
Sea Captain: "Eh, sorry, it's usually the mother. Eh, you know, I run a small academy for lobsters like this one. We stress tough love. Daily chores and the like."
Marge: "No! We're not sending the lobster away to some snobby boarding school."
Sea Captain: "Y'arr, I understand. It's hard to let go. Eh, tell me this, then ... do you have any spare change?"
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For the life of me, I just cannot remember the name of the "voice actress" who would voice Itchy and Scratchy, but I can still remember her scene with Homer, more or less.
Actress: I also did the Road Runner. "Meep!"
Homer (laughing): You mean "Meep Meep!"
Actress: No, they recorded it once and saved money by doing a playback. Cheap bastards!
Actress: I also did the Road Runner. "Meep!"
Homer (laughing): You mean "Meep Meep!"
Actress: No, they recorded it once and saved money by doing a playback. Cheap bastards!
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^^^
The character was named "June Bellamy" and was, of course, voiced by the insatiable Tress McNeille.
Here's a quote that sums up my day:
Bart: "This is the worst day of my life."
Homer: "The worst day of your life so far."
The character was named "June Bellamy" and was, of course, voiced by the insatiable Tress McNeille.
Here's a quote that sums up my day:
Bart: "This is the worst day of my life."
Homer: "The worst day of your life so far."
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"A town with money is like a mule with a spinning-wheel. Nobody knows how he got and dang if he knows how to use it!"
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I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.
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Homer: I'm a rageoholic! I need my rageohol! (sobbing)
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Lisa (on "Bleeding Gums'" death): Why did he have to die?
Homer: Well, it was like when Snowball died. Remember?? All I'm saying is all we have to do is go down to the store and get you a new jazz man.
Lisa (bawling): Aw, DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
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Lisa (on "Bleeding Gums'" death): Why did he have to die?
Homer: Well, it was like when Snowball died. Remember?? All I'm saying is all we have to do is go down to the store and get you a new jazz man.
Lisa (bawling): Aw, DAAAAAAAAAAD!!!
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I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread
Krusty (upon seeing his popsicle stick sculpture done by Marge): "Hey, lady! You've gotta pay to use my name!"
Marge: "Okay." (writes "TV Clown")
Krusty: "Hey! I do more than TV! I did a one-man show on Broadway! That's who showed up... one man. MUWAHAHAHAHA!"
Marge: "Okay." (writes "TV Clown")
Krusty: "Hey! I do more than TV! I did a one-man show on Broadway! That's who showed up... one man. MUWAHAHAHAHA!"
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Re: The Random Simpsons Quotes Thread
Milhouse: Aw Barts a goner, anyone wanna be my new friend
Ralph: ok i will
Milhouse: finally now i will be the one who demolishes
Ralph: Be quite
Milhouse: Awwwwh ok.
Ralph: ok i will
Milhouse: finally now i will be the one who demolishes
Ralph: Be quite
Milhouse: Awwwwh ok.

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chalkboard:
"I will not aim for the head."
"I will not aim for the head."
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I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI
http://www.gonefiction.com
I probably would have just put the f*cking lotion in the basket.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=nSD-Tk0Z3zI
http://www.gonefiction.com
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