Unusual News Item O'de Day

[Mamont]

Brazilian Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times Non-Stop!

[cheeto dust]

Brazilian Boy Dies After Masturbating 42 Times Non-Stop!

okay that has got to be some kind of record

[BRMBug]

...You gotta hydrate, man.

[angeldeb82]

Prince Charles delivers a jolly good weather report! Wow!

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/ent ... 0/b315179/

[angeldeb82]

Egypt funeral turns happy after dead man awakes. Weird!

http://xfinity.comcast.net/articles/new ... ving.Dead/

[Mamont]

Lighting strikes Spanish man's scrotum

Thor must have been angry with him.

[zzyzx 1]

Robber in Sri Lanka swallows a fake piece of jewelry (a diamond) to allow the real jewel to be stolen. Police, thinking the first guy actually swallowed the real jewelry made the first guy take laxatives. The jewelry was recovered only to find it was a fake:

http://newsfeedresearcher.com/data/arti ... -fake.html

[BRMBug]

I'll just leave this here...
Illegal monkey living on Frosted Flakes bites woman

[angeldeb82]

Now this is pretty odd!

Judge weds couple, then sends groom to prison

[BRMBug]

Sad news everybody. Big Tex caught fire this morning, leaving only his hands and his skeletal structure.
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/Fire-lea ... 51021.html

State Fair officials say they'll be able to rebuild him, and have him ready for the 2013 Fair.

[zzyzx 2]

Judge bans NYC's Mayor Michael Bloomberg from implementing a ban on large sugary drinks:

http://www.kfiam640.com/pages/billcarro ... e=11050549

[BRMBug]

Sisters thrown out of mall for wearing... 'unusual' cancer support shirts...
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ancer.html

[BRMBug]

Hacker yells obscenities at daughter and parents through IP baby monitor...
http://news.msn.com/us/hacker-targets-b ... -olds-room

[BRMBug]

Okay, that does it. Thread over. The most unusual and wheels-off story in the history of forever.

Father who crashed car wearing prosthetic breasts at 160kmph while high on meth with 2 daughters in the back is jailed for 29 months.

[zzyzx 2]

Twins born minutes apart are born in two different years, two different months.

On Dec. 31, 2013, a girl was born just before midnight. Her brother was born minutes later at midnight on Jan. 1, 2014:

http://www.myfoxla.com/story/24343041/t ... c-hospital