Unusual News Item O'de Day

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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby zzyzx 2 » Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:19 pm

Not a celebrity, so this doesn't belong in the Celebrity Death Thread. It is still 2014 in The United States. However, there has been a death on the highway in another part of the world where it is 2015 already:

http://www.3news.co.nz/nznews/first-roa ... 2015010107
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby BRMBug » Thu Feb 19, 2015 3:32 pm

There's no easy way to put this.
Teenager has world's first penis reduction surgery.
To put it the way I just heard on the radio; "The issue wasn't the distance it traveled from his body... which would be given a numerical factor of 7. But it was the... uh... equator, which clocks in at 10." :shock:
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby JamesPup » Thu Feb 19, 2015 11:16 pm

BRMBug wrote:There's no easy way to put this.
Teenager has world's first penis reduction surgery.
To put it the way I just heard on the radio; "The issue wasn't the distance it traveled from his body... which would be given a numerical factor of 7. But it was the... uh... equator, which clocks in at 10." :shock:
I first thought you meant that the penis was 10 inches long. I was like how could you want to make your dick shorter? I can't believe he had a penis 10 inches around! That is too big. How could someone have sex with a girl with a penis that big? Why didn't he have this sooner? I have to say the before and after pictures sound funny to see if people could see them. It reminds me of when Randy's balls were so big. I wonder if he will make something with the left over skin? Maybe a bracelet?
What seems to be the officer problem?
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby BRMBug » Fri Feb 20, 2015 6:45 am

Apparently, he suffered from priapism, which caused the uh... bloating. I wonder if he turned over and broke it in his sleep or something. :/
JamesPup wrote: I wonder if he will make something with the left over skin? Maybe a bracelet?
He could... And if you rub it, it'll turn into a necklace.

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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby zzyzx 2 » Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:10 am

* bump *

So a tragic piece of news to report :(

A 15 year old middle school student was playing with his friends last Saturday evening. He got hit in the head with an arrow :shock:

He was taken to a hospital, where he died :(

The game that he was playing with his friends: "Dodge The Arrow" :roll:

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/teenager-ca ... olice-say/
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby Randy Marsh 2016 » Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:08 pm

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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby angeldeb82 » Fri Apr 01, 2016 7:02 pm

On April Fools Day, the joke is on Google this time. It's true... Google has disabled the GMail Mic Drop, which backfired on its customers and caused them more sorrow and grief for their jobs than laughter. Here's the story.

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2 ... l-mic-drop
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby triplemultiplex » Sat Apr 02, 2016 6:18 pm

angeldeb82 wrote:On April Fools Day, the joke is on Google this time. It's true... Google has disabled the GMail Mic Drop, which backfired on its customers and caused them more sorrow and grief for their jobs than laughter. Here's the story.

http://www.theguardian.com/technology/2 ... l-mic-drop
Hilarious!

Probably the same people who are always clicking "reply all" to every goddamn email are the ones who messed this up.
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby zzyzx 2 » Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:45 am

As Jay Leno says: "Stuff to do when you're 80 (years old)" (Time Index 5:00).

Jay Leno was filming an episode for his CNBC show: "Jay Leno's Garage." He was at the Irwindale Speedway in Southern California. 80 year old stunt driver Bob Riggle drove Leno around the track. The car had it's engine not under the hood, but where the back seat is supposed be. 2,500 horse power! (Time index 2:54).

For only the second time in Riggle's 50 year of stunt driving career, there was an accident. And Jay Leno was in the car as a passenger. Everyone was fine. Kudos for safety equipment.

The car actually rolled over :o

It rolls over at time index 3:13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LabX19ocJZA
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby angeldeb82 » Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:23 pm

Along with the news that Crystal Pepsi is making a comeback, the Pepsi website is recreating a version of the 1970s game The Oregon Trail, entitled The Crystal Pepsi Trail! This will be so cool! 8)

http://www.fastcocreate.com/3061433/qui ... stal-pepsi
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby Big-Will » Thu Jun 30, 2016 7:23 pm

Oh boy! There's a flavor I never had when it came out 24 or so years ago and was always curious about! I shall try it when it arrives!
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Re: Unusual News Item O'de Day

Postby zzyzx 2 » Sat Oct 29, 2016 4:07 am

A man in Phoenix, while leading the police on a high speed chase, decides to go through the drive-thru at In-N-Out.

http://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/arizon ... 5481-story

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