what would you do with $1000000

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wizard_man
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what would you do with $1000000

Postby wizard_man » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:51 am

Alright what would you do with $1000000 (i got the idea from the cartman land episode)
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:59 am

1. Invest in the Defense Industry.
2. Plan and carry out attacks.
3. Buy more stock and sh*t until I'm the majority shareholder.
4. More attacks.
5. Start my cyborg soldier and advanced weapon programs.
6. Wait for the eventual collapse of the federal government.
7. Invade and crush this country and crush mine foes.
8. Do the same to the entire globe.
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Postby hainted » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:12 am

ShaneHaughey wrote:1. Invest in the Defense Industry.
2. Plan and carry out attacks.
3. Buy more stock and sh*t until I'm the majority shareholder.
4. More attacks.
5. Start my cyborg soldier and advanced weapon programs.
6. Wait for the eventual collapse of the federal government.
7. Invade and crush this country and crush mine foes.
8. Do the same to the entire globe.


Why not just piss it away on crack and hookers? :shock:
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:24 am

Because after I conquer the globe I'll have ALL the money I want, then I can have all the hookers I want! I could get a million dollars worth of the best hookers everyday. :wink:
That's how it's down here on the farm!
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Postby wizard_man » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:35 am

ShaneHaughey wrote:Because after I conquer the globe I'll have ALL the money I want, then I can have all the hookers I want! I could get a million dollars worth of the best hookers everyday. :wink:






now thats what i call using your money wisely
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Postby BRMBug » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:42 pm

This is so lame, but I'd pay off my bills. Now what I would do with the remaining $5.63, that's the real question!

Edit: Ok, seriously? Some guys on the radio were talking about this hypothetical, and one of them said he'd invest it in an... IRA? (no, that's for retirement.) Well, he said he's invest it and live off the interest, so I'd have to go with that.
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Postby andrewgibson » Fri Mar 16, 2007 2:14 pm

Everything (almost).
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Postby sunfl0wer » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:37 am

I would hire a personal trainer to be with me every single day for atleast three hours, have him until I'm satisfied with my body, and then...

- Travel around the world
- Buy a cow or something else useful to my sponsor child in Africa and repeat this every month
- Give money to good causes
- Put the rest for my college bills and future plans.
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what to do

Postby noahman2southpark1 » Sat Mar 17, 2007 12:50 am

1.buy a labtop
2.buy eorld of warcraft
3.buy a plazma screen t.v
4.buy everything south park
5.every game system and every game for them that i want
go cartman
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Postby Jay C » Sun Mar 18, 2007 6:11 pm

Live my life the same way I've always lived it. I'll just use the extra money I now have to purchase art supplies when I need 'em. Oh, and manga. And Anime DVD's. And lots of other shows on DVD. And a lot of movies on DVD. And a new PC. And replace everything in my room for better stuff.

... damn. :lol:
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Postby fastfoodboy13 » Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:12 pm

1.buy every marvel legends action fig.
2.buy a new tv
3. make a lifesize replica of the phoenix
4give the rest to the " make dolphins assasainss fund"
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Postby southparknut4life » Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:16 pm

get a plasma tv (I have a little one that was used in my kitchen b/c the bigger one bit the dust) & get dvd player hooked to it (it's sittin on my bed all the time w/my iPod)
buy other shows on dvd & movies
South Park memorilabila (sp)
pay off my credit card bill (oh wait & do that!)
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Postby wizard_man » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:57 am

Ill first use my 1million dollars to buy all the $20 million dollar lotto superdraw because at least 1 of those tickets will win me $20million dollars and then ill get shares in a succesful company so i can get more money and once i have $50million dollars ill buy a nintendo wii then a widescreen plasma with cable and ill give $5million dollars to my family then i will buy my own themepark and if i have enough time ill buy alot of SP merchandise.
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Tue Mar 27, 2007 8:03 am

First thing would be buy a fairly nice car, and take my friend on a road trip.
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Postby BRMBug » Tue Mar 27, 2007 7:24 pm

I've changed my mind. I'd get a swimming pool, and fill it with the remaining money in quarters so I could swim around in it. ....................................................................................
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