what would you do with $1000000

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Postby KyleSchwartz#1 » Wed Mar 28, 2007 4:08 pm

I'd buy the rights to South Park and make Matt and Trey work for me. Mwahahaha! :twisted:
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Postby Olivia42 » Thu Mar 29, 2007 3:38 am

I'd take it in ones and fold them all, filling my house with origami. I would then look upon the state of my life; all the time I wasted folding those little dollars, and despite my newfound riches, fall into a deep depression. Then, as a defense mechanism, I would go crazy. I would get a hundred cats and scare neighborhood children by talking to trees. I would end my life alone, perhaps out of lack of self-care or simply dispair, with only the memories of when I was poor and happy.

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Postby Kenny's_Demonic_Spirit » Thu Mar 29, 2007 5:39 am

If I had a million $$, I would do...

1 Finally get a Nintendo Wii
2 Buy the Return of the Jedi throne room set used in the film
3 Make a Grand Republic Clone Army...
...of myself.
4 Spend it on advanced weaponry
5 Buy this thread
6 Buy a billion $$
7 Gamble it
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Postby SoberVikingofLA » Thu Mar 29, 2007 6:36 am

Million bucks?

Offer It to anyone who can:

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Postby Aussie_Boy » Fri Mar 30, 2007 2:54 pm

i'd probably spend it on booze, bitches and fast cars.... and squander the rest.
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Postby SoberVikingofLA » Sat Mar 31, 2007 3:51 am

Aussie_Boy wrote:i'd probably spend it on booze, bitches and fast cars.... and squander the rest.


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Postby Bunny Dracula » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:43 pm

I was recently presented with just such a circumstance when I entered the California lottery for a possible $360+million payday. I didn't win and so I cry, but had I won I would have:

1. adopted Angelina Jolie
2. donated a few mil to some no-kill animal shelters
3. donated to children's charaties (except for NAMBLA)
4. set-up a foundation of hair stylists to provide free, celebrity-style haircuts to the underpriviledged retarded kids of the world so they wouldn't have to all go around looking like Jerry Lewis' version of a chinaman
5. financed an expedition to find Bigfoot
6. walked up to casino owner Steve Wynn at his new casino and smacked him in his ugly puss, but only after having become a major stockholder in his fabulous venture

Whatever is left over I would use to get my car fixed. It's a '97 Dodge Intrepid and I have literally driven it into the ground.
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Postby southparknut4life » Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:19 pm

Go to Disney World & stay @ Grand Floridian for a week or more! Go to California Adventure, Disneyland, Sea World, Universal Hollywood & Orlando. London baby!
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Postby katelynnluvslost » Thu Apr 05, 2007 7:35 pm

hmmmm...... $1000000.................. Move to America first, get a really big house, buy everything SP, buy WoW, and the rest ....... not so sure lol
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Postby FreedomFighterXL » Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:39 am

$1,000,000 is enough to sponsor 400 children...for a decade. That's right for ten years 400 kids will get a doctor, teacher, food, medicine, and a home. I know most people on the site don't give a crap about people in foreign countries, but at least I could tell god that I did my philanthropy service, and not to ask for anymore...
I wouldn't have to worry about charity for the rest of my life that's for sure :lol:
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Re: what would you do with $1000000

Postby Hogziller » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:22 am

You know what I would do with $1,000,000? Two chicks at the same time.
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Re: what would you do with $1000000

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Mar 01, 2008 2:52 am

^^ I can do that anytime I want... I wish.

Me, I'm not going to say anything unrealistic, so I'll say... I'd move to LA and go to USC film school.

What, you were expecting something funny?
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Re: what would you do with $1000000

Postby triplemultiplex » Sat Mar 01, 2008 4:13 am

With a million bucks, I'd:
1. Eliminate all debts.
2. Buy land; the most valuable commodity in the world.
3. Retire at age 25.
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Re: what would you do with $1000000

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:29 am

Pay for college upfront
Finish college
Go either to Colorado or Canada
Buy a house and get a decent job
and something about the rest of it...
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Re: what would you do with $1000000

Postby Big-Will » Sat Mar 01, 2008 5:32 am

Buy a small house in Los Angeles. :lol:

Seriously, a million dollars doesn't go very far these days.
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