Whats the most cheesiest pick up lines you have heard?

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Whats the most cheesiest pick up lines you have heard?

Postby Cool_Shan » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:12 pm

Just as the title says what are the cheesiest pick up lines you have ever heard?
Here are a few.

"You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you!"

"Heaven must be missing an angel!"
Have any more?
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Re: Whats the most cheesiest pick up lines you have heard?

Postby love*metal » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:22 pm

If I had to Re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
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Postby Cool_Shan » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:34 pm

I've heard that ones many a times lol, not to me of course. But my mates saying it to other people. I also heard it in family guy lol.
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Postby love*metal » Tue Apr 17, 2007 4:37 pm

Cool_Shan wrote:I also heard it in family guy lol.


Yeah thats where I got it from.
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Postby Aym_Dand » Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:37 pm

Is that a vagina in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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Postby BRMBug » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:19 pm

"Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!" (Some stupid 80's TV show)

Oh, and there's this song from about a decade ago, where a chick says, "Um... I've noticed you around, um... I find you very attractive. I was wondering... would you go to bed with me?"

And the name of the song is "Would You Go To Bed With Me", but I can't remember or find the artist anywhere. I just wish someone'd use that line on me. I wish it, so hard.

EDIT: It was Touch & Go, or Touch and Go, or something like that.
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Postby Taranis_Music » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:23 pm

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Postby Kezza84 » Tue Apr 17, 2007 8:24 pm

Do you belive in love at first sight or shall I walk past again...

You must be tired ...you been running round my mind all night,
"Did it hurt? : When???"when you fell from heaven "...(that in my opinion is the worst!!)
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Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Apr 17, 2007 10:00 pm

"Pardon me, miss, but you dropped something...
...my jaw!"

"If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?"
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Postby Clyde Donovan » Wed Apr 18, 2007 1:07 am

I just sh!t into my pants. Can I get into yours?
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Postby MaxwellsSilverHammer » Wed Apr 18, 2007 3:12 am

"hey, baby, is that a mirror in your pocket? because i can totally see myself in your pants."

and of course, my favourite..

"did you just fart? because you just blew me away!!"
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Postby deathandecay » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:00 am

"come here often?"




......Oh come on, you know you've heard this one a million times.
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Apr 18, 2007 5:42 am

My favorite answer to that one is "Not today I haven't."
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Postby buttersbutters » Wed Apr 18, 2007 9:24 pm

(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

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Postby Olivia42 » Thu Apr 19, 2007 12:39 am

Nobody's ever given me a cheesy one before, but the worst was,"My friend wants to know if he can buy you a drink." :(

I took the drink, because I'm cheap.
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