All time stupidest things your family or friends have said..

[becky-s-potter]

I was watching 'Bowling for Columbine' with my younger sister (14), and we had the following conversation about halfway through.

My sister: Becky...
Me: Yeah...
My sister: You know the kids who committed the massacare?
Me:...yeah....
My sister: Were they emo's?
Me: No, it was a bit more serious than that....

(Now she pauses for a moment and thinks)

My sister: Oh, were they like, grunge?

[deathandecay]

Holy crap thats...

My family is mexican/white, so they always say funny things. My dad would be speaking perfect english and suddenly say "shair" instead of "chair". He replaces CH with SH and J with Y. But it's funny because he has a perfect english accent....I don't know if this counts, but yeah.

My best friend: "Dude, i lost my virginity!! And i'm emo now!!"
Me: "uuh...yay!.........congratulations!....."

[buttersbutters]

Anyone seen Bicentiniall man? Its got robots, and flying cars, and space travel, and its set in the year 300 or something. We had just finished watching it when my sister says:

"So was that a true story?"



There was also from my aunt:

"Quick, lenny (her son) did a poo and followed through!"

NOT COOL!

[BRMBug]

Not so much a stupid thing, but a misspeak;
Aunt Sarah once said she "had a fingus under her fungernail". (Fungus under her fingernail.)

[natasa88serbia]

My friend and I are on some concert with some friends and we were talking about music and about bob marley and my friend says : oh i heard that he will come to belgrade...
we are all looking at her and we don't know if she is kidding or what...
and then she asks us why are we looking at her and we say that he is dead!!!! her reaction was that is not true, i heard it on the news...
we could't belive what was she saying... finally we convinced her that he was dead...
that was just really stupid!!!

[triplemultiplex]

^^

I had a moment similar to that. A while back I made a comment to some friends about what a good band Sublime was and wondered out loud why they hadn't cut a new album recently. And that's when my friends informed me that the front man for Sublime was not among the living anymore. I learned something that day.

[love*metal]

I got a really random text from one of my friends the other day. It said....

''The shoes have been found in the lake where were you?''.

I spoke to him about it last night and he said that he sent that text to all his contacts to see who sent him back the best reply, cause he was bored at work.

[BRMBug]

''The shoes have been found in the lake where were you?''.

"In the potted duck petunias with the racing stripe jelly". *shifty eyes* Oh, we're not playing spies? Oh. Well, never mind then.

[Jay C]

By far the stupidest thing someone's ever said to me was when a mate of mine asked; "Where are you?", after ringing up my HOUSE phone.

'Oy. -_-;

[triplemultiplex]

Another anecdote of family stupidity:

We're in the car on vacation years ago and I'm reading out loud an article from some local paper about a big pile-up on the interstate or something. From the article, I read a line about how a semi-truck jumped the center divider, or as the paper put it, the truck "jumped the median barrier". Except when I said those words, I didn't enunciate clearly enough.

My brother immediately said, "A truck jumped the meat-eating bears?!"

It's been a inside running joke among us for over a decade now.

[Rooster_Costume]

One of my friends, who's actually pretty smart said, "Moses wasn't around during the Egyptian times, retard."

[MaxwellsSilverHammer]

Another anecdote of family stupidity:

We're in the car on vacation years ago and I'm reading out loud an article from some local paper about a big pile-up on the interstate or something. From the article, I read a line about how a semi-truck jumped the center divider, or as the paper put it, the truck "jumped the median barrier". Except when I said those words, I didn't enunciate clearly enough.

My brother immediately said, "A truck jumped the meat-eating bears?!"

It's been a inside running joke among us for over a decade now.

Hahaha.. reminds me of the Telephone game.

One of my friends, who was, like.. 15 at the time.. was told that some lip gloss is made from whale sperm. She actually asked if you could get pregnant from using it. O.o

[becky-s-potter]

Conversation with my sister 2

We were watching a south park episode and they boys were going to Canada. Then she turns to me, and asks in a surprised way

'Oh, do they have snow in Canada?'

My best mate and I were in an Army surplus store and infront of the clerk she asks me 'Is this real army surplus gear, or is it just pretend?'

[Cool_Shan]

Me my mum, my dad and my sister where watching this talk show. I think it was Trisha, and they were talking about Jackass the tv show. And how a boy got a broom jammed up his ass because he saw a stunt on Jackass. So they were all blaming Jackass and acting as though they didn't warn the viewers or anything. And we were all getting pissed about them complaining and my mum said something priceless.
"It's a f*cking tv show, it has warnings. You gotta be an idiot to copy the stunts!" Then she turned to me and said: "If batman flew would you try and fly!"
We all burst out laughing while my mum sat there looking strangely at us and my dad said:
"Batman can't fly!!"
Oh my god that was priceless...

[ClydesGirl]

My parents one argued over who was better, Bugs Bunny or Mickey Mouse.