All time stupidest things your family or friends have said..

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Postby plk12345 » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:03 pm

katelynnluvslost wrote:Me, my friend Kasey and her friend Nadine were walking to the shops one day. Kasey totally LOVES chicken so she got a chicken sandwich, and me and Nadine got chocolate :lol: Then on our way back Kasey screamed "I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!" Then Nadine screams "I KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!!!" I just starred...... :?


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i don't get it
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Postby katelynnluvslost » Sun Jun 03, 2007 8:05 pm

plk12345 wrote:
katelynnluvslost wrote:Me, my friend Kasey and her friend Nadine were walking to the shops one day. Kasey totally LOVES chicken so she got a chicken sandwich, and me and Nadine got chocolate :lol: Then on our way back Kasey screamed "I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!" Then Nadine screams "I KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!!!" I just starred...... :?


:?

i don't get it


Theres nothing really to GET, I just think it was totally random :lol:
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Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Jun 04, 2007 2:46 am

I might've mentioned this on here a while back, but the absolute stupidest thing I ever heard anyone say came from this girl I worked with at an old job.

It was a couple days after that massive tsunami in the Indian Ocean back in '04. This girl says to some of us, "Did you hear about the sasquatch that killed all those people in Indonesia?"

I sh*t you not.
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Postby BRMBug » Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:41 am

Wow. Well, along those same lines, there was some big time football-player man that decided that he was going to start a fund or something, to "help the people of Tsunami".
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Postby Craig-and-Clyde » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:09 am

I was driving and saw a building with the sign "antique tables made daily"
I don't think i'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams. And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think i'm unhappy?
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Jun 06, 2007 3:14 pm

A guy I used to work with told me that he had found a way to "beat the system". He decided he was going to save money on his electric bill by not using his central air, and "cool the house" by installing a window air conditioner in every room. (5 bedrooms, living room, and kitchen... he has a big family) I told him that that'd never work because although the compressors turn on and off, the fan runs all the time. He'd probably wind up using the same amount of energy, if not more. :roll: I don't know if he ever did it or not.
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Postby Thunderhorse » Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:00 pm

My aunt was moving when one day she saw her daughter taping up a box.
She then proceeded to ask: "Hey, Brit! What's in the box?"
To which she replied: "Water."
To which my Aunt responded: "Oh, Ok."
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Postby becky-s-potter » Tue Jul 03, 2007 9:10 am

Parent 1: My son has just flourished in the army cadets...
Parent 2: How long has he been in?
Parent 1: Oh, a year and thirteen months.
I am way too old for this...
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Postby TPASSS » Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:10 pm

Once when I was 11, I asked my mother if I could play my nentendo 64 and her reply was (not sarcastically) Go drive your truck God Damnit!

Me: But I don't have a truck...

Mom:(still not sarcastically) Yes you do, I bought it for you 3 weeks ago! Don't you rember?

Me: I'm only 11 why would you buy me a truck?

Mom: It's a silver Chevy Tahoe for Christ sake. Are you on drugs or something?

Me: No

Mom: Well I'm leaving, I can't deal with you anymore...



(turns out she was high....)
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Postby Big-Will » Wed Jul 04, 2007 3:44 am

"...Where the hell am I?"

- my friend Sam during a round in an RPG. The rest of us took turns killing his character. His character was "a little brown puppy." My friend Frank said "Oh no, I killed a little brown puppy." Guess what my response was. :D
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Postby southparknut4life » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:04 pm

oh my God they killed Kenny? lol. luv your site!
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Postby Big-Will » Wed Jul 04, 2007 7:17 pm

southparknut4life wrote:oh my God they killed Kenny?

Wrong part, you bastard!
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Postby southparknut4life » Mon Jul 09, 2007 7:14 pm

ok. that's funny!
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Postby Drummerboy8411 » Mon Jul 09, 2007 8:01 pm

one time my family and I were watching a chick flick because, "it had and amazing moral" and during a make out scene my brother yelled "sombody pull out a gun"
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Postby Blue Twilight » Mon Jul 09, 2007 10:30 pm

OH MY GOODNESS. I have so many stupid quotes from my friends and family, it's ridiculous.

(I remember overhearing this at a family reunion several years ago, like way back in 2000. This was between one of my aunts and my seven-year-old cousin.)
Aunt: What are those?
Daniel: They're my pokemon cards.
Aunt: Pokemon? What's that?
Daniel: *tries to explain*
Aunt: Gosh, sounds confusing! Don't you boys still play with Barbie dolls?
(Seriously, have you ever known a boy who played with them? I haven't.)

(One of my classes, don't remember which one.)
Cam: I'm just saying I'm cooler than most of the people in this class, that's why I pick on them so much.
Teacher: Why must you always establish a pecking order in this class?
Becky: Jesus, Cam! You're such a pecker!

(Play practice my junior year of high school. We're playing a prank on our director by writing her name on the stage and pretending we don't see it.)
Director: Why is my name on the floor?
Everyone: We don't know!
Elissa: Maybe it's a side effect of all the caffeine. Maybe you should lay off the Diet Coke.
Caitlin: THEY'RE PULLING A PRANK ON YOU! We wrote your name on the floor and pretending we don't see it!
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