katelynnluvslost wrote:Me, my friend Kasey and her friend Nadine were walking to the shops one day. Kasey totally LOVES chicken so she got a chicken sandwich, and me and Nadine got chocolate Then on our way back Kasey screamed "I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!" Then Nadine screams "I KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!!!" I just starred......
i don't get it
plk12345 wrote:katelynnluvslost wrote:Me, my friend Kasey and her friend Nadine were walking to the shops one day. Kasey totally LOVES chicken so she got a chicken sandwich, and me and Nadine got chocolate Then on our way back Kasey screamed "I LIKE CHICKEN!!!!" Then Nadine screams "I KNOW YOU DO!!!!!!!!" I just starred......
i don't get it
Theres nothing really to GET, I just think it was totally random
It was a couple days after that massive tsunami in the Indian Ocean back in '04. This girl says to some of us, "Did you hear about the sasquatch that killed all those people in Indonesia?"
I sh*t you not.
You read it! You can't unread it!
Me: But I don't have a truck...
Mom:(still not sarcastically) Yes you do, I bought it for you 3 weeks ago! Don't you rember?
Me: I'm only 11 why would you buy me a truck?
Mom: It's a silver Chevy Tahoe for Christ sake. Are you on drugs or something?
Mom: Well I'm leaving, I can't deal with you anymore...
(turns out she was high....)
Feel free to copy my userbar, because everybody knows it's true!
- my friend Sam during a round in an RPG. The rest of us took turns killing his character. His character was "a little brown puppy." My friend Frank said "Oh no, I killed a little brown puppy." Guess what my response was.
(I remember overhearing this at a family reunion several years ago, like way back in 2000. This was between one of my aunts and my seven-year-old cousin.)
Aunt: What are those?
Daniel: They're my pokemon cards.
Aunt: Pokemon? What's that?
Daniel: *tries to explain*
Aunt: Gosh, sounds confusing! Don't you boys still play with Barbie dolls?
(Seriously, have you ever known a boy who played with them? I haven't.)
(One of my classes, don't remember which one.)
Cam: I'm just saying I'm cooler than most of the people in this class, that's why I pick on them so much.
Teacher: Why must you always establish a pecking order in this class?
Becky: Jesus, Cam! You're such a pecker!
(Play practice my junior year of high school. We're playing a prank on our director by writing her name on the stage and pretending we don't see it.)
Director: Why is my name on the floor?
Everyone: We don't know!
Elissa: Maybe it's a side effect of all the caffeine. Maybe you should lay off the Diet Coke.
Caitlin: THEY'RE PULLING A PRANK ON YOU! We wrote your name on the floor and pretending we don't see it!
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