Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail

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Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail

Postby Jamesp_76 » Sat May 05, 2007 6:20 am

Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail AKA Stupid Spoiled Whore


Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton has been jailed for 45 days after being found guilty of violating her probation for a drink-driving conviction.
A Los Angeles judge ruled she must start her sentence on 5 June and has no prospect of an early release.
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Postby Clyde Donovan » Sat May 05, 2007 6:24 am

She'll only have to do 2 hours i bet. That would be super cool if she had to do the whole 45 though!
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Postby SouthParkMaster66 » Sat May 05, 2007 3:09 pm

I honestly don't give a sh*t about "celebrity" news.
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Postby buttersbutters » Sat May 05, 2007 3:18 pm

Have I been living under a rock or something? I had no idea about all this!
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Sat May 05, 2007 3:25 pm

And once she's released, she'll probably claim that she got nasty with the guards on CCTV.

Paris Hilton is one of those people, famous for doing nothing. This makes her a douchebag.
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Postby Jay C » Sat May 05, 2007 4:01 pm

Jamesp_76 wrote:Celebrity heiress Paris Hilton

*snerk*

Uhh... that's all I have to say.
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Postby O'Brien » Sat May 05, 2007 7:41 pm

SouthParkMaster66 wrote:I honestly don't give a sh*t about "celebrity" news.

Same here, I never cared much for gossiping at all. The entire celebrity culture has only one design; to provide targets for gossip that has no effect on our lives. :roll:
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Postby deathandecay » Sat May 05, 2007 8:00 pm

She'll be someone's bitch for a while. Which she wouldn't mind, of course and would most likely tape.

"The paris collection: 45 nights, 45 women"
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Postby BRMBug » Sun May 06, 2007 3:14 am

deathandecay wrote:"The paris collection: 45 nights, 45 women"

Sounds horny. Probably won't be, but it sounds it.
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Postby Mr_Jefferson_killed_Kenny » Sun May 06, 2007 3:22 am

deathandecay wrote:
"The paris collection: 45 nights, 45 women"


I like the sound of that. :)
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Sun May 06, 2007 5:55 pm

Maybe some good will come out of this...or maybe she'll be the typical dumbass celebrity who never learns her lesson...the second thing is more than likely gonna happen, knowing Hilton.
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Sun May 06, 2007 7:57 pm

Like she will even go to a real prison..
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Sun May 06, 2007 7:58 pm

Her dad probably scammed a way into getting her to stay at a Holiday Inn for the 45 days. XD
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Postby swellman7 » Sun May 06, 2007 8:00 pm

deathandecay wrote:She'll be someone's bitch for a while. Which she wouldn't mind, of course and would most likely tape.

"The paris collection: 45 nights, 45 women"


"45 nights in Paris"
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Sun May 06, 2007 8:52 pm

Sizzling Lynn wrote:Maybe some good will come out of this...or maybe she'll be the typical dumbass celebrity who never learns her lesson...the second thing is more than likely gonna happen, knowing Hilton.


She'll probably get out and start going on about how hard it is being in prison and that we'll never know of that hardship.
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