Paris Hilton gets 45 days in jail

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Keenmachine18
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Postby Keenmachine18 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:20 am

I read an article on msn.com that Peta wants Paris to campaign for chickens. They said it's because she knows how it feels to be caged...but is it really?...or is it because she looks like a chicken.
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Postby Big-Will » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:33 am

Keenmachine18 wrote:I read an article on msn.com that Peta wants Paris to campaign for chickens. They said it's because she knows how it feels to be caged...but is it really?...or is it because she looks like a chicken.

They're right.

But we know the truth, don't we? ;)
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Postby Kaixx » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:51 am

I found this posted on another forum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCmhdN3XjaA

Seriously, I find that pretty hilarious. The guy shouting "no" sounds like Woody from Toy Story. XD
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Postby swellman7 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:54 am

Kaixx wrote:I found this posted on another forum: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCmhdN3XjaA

Seriously, I find that pretty hilarious. The guy shouting "no" sounds like Woody from Toy Story. XD



It must've been Tim Allen. :lol:
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Postby Craig-and-Clyde » Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:17 pm

I wonder if they are going to come out with a Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset Prison addition
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Postby albino.black.sheep » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:50 pm

Craig-and-Clyde wrote:I wonder if they are going to come out with a Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset Prison addition


With an orange jumpsuit and a pair of extra long latex gloves?
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Postby BRMBug » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:14 pm

Has anyone seen the "Paris in Jail" music video? I heard about it on the news this afternoon, but am feeling too lazy to find it right now.
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Postby vexille » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:22 pm

Paris should be confined in a small birdy cage. Scraps of lettuce should be shoved between the bars daily for her sustenance. And if you're hammered and need some entertainment, poke her with a stick to make her sing for you.
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Postby BRMBug » Thu Jun 14, 2007 12:26 am

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Postby Jamesp_76 » Tue Jun 26, 2007 1:34 pm

Anybody see paris walking out of jail today on the news she looked like she was walking down the catwalk than just coming out of prison.
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Postby missycartman » Tue Jun 26, 2007 2:16 pm

:( Tis a grim day today .. gah.. :evil:
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Postby Nommel » Tue Jun 26, 2007 5:34 pm

Why doesn't some twit assassinate HER instead of someone cool? :o
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Postby Craig-and-Clyde » Wed Jun 27, 2007 4:05 am

I wish someone had had the decency to shank her while she was in the can. Are there no real cons left?
I don't think i'm very happy. I always fall asleep to the sound of my own screams. And then I always get woken up in the morning by the sound of my own screams. Do you think i'm unhappy?

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