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tase_me
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dictator

Postby tase_me » Sun May 06, 2007 3:24 am

i like dictator. For a while now, i've had a dictator fetish, and i've just wanted to know if there were any others out there who liked them as well.
reasons why i think dictators are fun:
they are power-starved sadists
they often have funny looking mustaches
they wear kinky outfits.

types of dictators:
there are many types of dictators. some species iinclude:
Image The stalin


Image ze adolf.

Image the fiddy a$$tro



sometimes, i have fantasies where i am f*cking stalin. it may have to do with my masochistic tendencies, probably sprouting from that one thing that happened to me that made me sort of dissociative that one time.


What other dictators do you like? If you like a dictator, please list below, and please describe why you like it, and how you would want it to f*ck you. include the designated oraphice in your description. You must use complete sentences, and paragraphs must be atleast 7 sentences long.


Sometimes when i am eating my sauerkraut i like to pretend i am an adolf because adolfs are german and germans like sauerkraut, and sometimes it is fun, because a sauerkraut, and sometimes i like a stally in the ass, but not all the time because the other times the stally is in my mouth and i am choking, and sometimes



If any of you have comments on dictators, please write them below.
Nommel
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Re: dictator

Postby Nommel » Sun May 06, 2007 3:28 am

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Re: dictator

Postby swellman7 » Sun May 06, 2007 3:44 am

tase_me wrote:i like dictator. For a while now, i've had a dictator fetish


You sick little bastard.
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Postby SuperMaids » Sun May 06, 2007 4:03 am

I'm a total Dicktator. So gimmee all your lovin babby! I'll move ountains for you! Kill whole races! Pay more than $10 an hour!
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O'Brien
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Postby O'Brien » Sun May 06, 2007 4:17 am

Bah, Big Brother will always be the greatest dictator of all time:

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:twisted:



Hmmm... pic looks alot like Hitler..... :o
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Postby BRMBug » Sun May 06, 2007 4:19 am

Did you hear the one about the country who's Dictator was 12" tall? Neither did I.
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Postby tase_me » Sun May 06, 2007 4:40 am

OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD, NOMMELL, TOM ISS SOOOO A f*cking DICTATOR!!!! OFTEN I HAVE RANTED ABOUT HOW HE IS GETTING ALL THE TEEEEEENNNSS TO JOIN THE MYSPACE CULT AND BRAINWASH THEM AND BRAINWASH THEM UNTIL FINALLY HE WILL LEAD THEM EITHER TO:
a) commit a mass suicide for tom, either for
1) sadistic purpouses; just to be in control enough so that mass people die because of him
2) his belief in #2902983Q the myspace aliens that will come to rapture the earth, so kill yourselves now so you can go live on their planet of bliss
OR

b) Dictate them into following his every wish and leading the teeeeeens in a revolution against the older generation, using their vast knowledge of electronics and the interweb and ipods, and destroying everyone, and TOM IS LEADER!! ALL HEIL TOM!!!




Yes, noommmell, perfect observation.



And . . . ..


BMRBUG - Yes, there was a dictator 12 inches tall and he was. . . .


none other than kim jong il. OOOHHHHH He is so hello kitty he is


SOOOOOO did you know hitler was homo??????????????????????????????

stally wally doodle, stally stally wally, stallllll y stall stal
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Postby Big-Will » Sun May 06, 2007 6:36 am

My dictator is bigger than yours

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Re: dictator

Postby deathandecay » Sun May 06, 2007 7:40 am

Nommel wrote:Image



Aaaaahahahahaha! I feel a little better now :) A little.
SuperMaids
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Postby SuperMaids » Mon May 07, 2007 2:57 am

I am above the Lord!
Worship in the temple of me,
or die where you sit!
I can order your death just like THAT!
Who want's to join my new religion then,
based around me,
and my ability to kill you all where you sit?
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Mon May 07, 2007 3:02 am

tase_me wrote:i like dictator. For a while now, i've had a dictator fetish, and i've just wanted to know if there were any others out there who liked them as well.
reasons why i think dictators are fun:
they are power-starved sadists
they often have funny looking mustaches
they wear kinky outfits


Wow...I'm not all for dictatorship but...okay then...whatever floats your boat.
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Postby SuperMaids » Wed May 09, 2007 12:06 am

BMRBUG - Yes, there was a dictator 12 inches tall and he was. . . .


none other than kim jong il.

Kim Jong Ill is 12'' tall?
God damn, he's a total midget!
Midgets Piss me off...
Frowny Face!
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Postby swellman7 » Wed May 09, 2007 12:30 am

SuperMaids wrote:Midgets Piss me off...


What!? Midgets can't piss people off! Just look at them!!



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Postby SuperMaids » Wed May 09, 2007 1:58 am

I looked too late... i already stepped on them.
Now i have midget blood all over my new trainers.
That pisses me off no end.
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tase_me
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Postby tase_me » Wed May 09, 2007 3:49 am

Why is America so infatuated with midgets? It's like, you stick a midget in a movie, it becomes a blockbuster. if a midget kicks someone, it is deemed 3344 times funnier than if a regular person did it. It is physically impossible, if a midget is in a room, to look at anything else. But why?

yo, i wouldn't f*ck a midget even if it had like a 9 inch penis. no damn way.

but -- -- - ---- I mean, come on, dictator sex, it's hot. I mean, it would be a perfect roleplaying setup for some sadomasochistic bsdm sh*t. Like who is not the ultimate representation of sadistic power but a dictator?

We could pretend it was the great purges, and Stally has thrown me in a cell to confess to a crime i obviously didnt do, and if i dont confess, well, Stally will fix me. oh he will fix me good.

And if you are the sadist, then what better way to assert your power than by tying down an all powerful dictator, strrappin a dildo on, and ass-rapin' stally??

i tell ya, spread the word around, dictator sex could be the hot new thing.

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