Tombe the Goat Man is now a widower

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Tombe the Goat Man is now a widower

Postby angeldeb82 » Sat May 19, 2007 6:32 pm


The Sudanese man's bizarre story first came to light more than a year ago when a newspaper in his hometown of Juba reported that he had been caught having sexual relations with... a goat.

Tombe was arrested, and later told a Sudanese judge that he was drunk at the time and didn't realize what he'd done.

The judge, however, relying on tribal law, passed judgment and equated Tombe's crime with that of a man caught sleeping with an unmarried girl, who would be ordered to marry her immediately to protect her honor and that of her family.

The judge, therefore ordered Tombe to pay the owner of the goat - named Rose - a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars (about $50 at the time) - and marry the goat.

Hand-and-hoof, the two returned to Tombe's home.

"The idea was to publicly embarrass the man," says Tom Rhodes, editor of the Juba Post, which first ran the story.

Shortly after Tombe brought Rose back to his Juba home, the black-and-white goat gave birth to a male kid.

Villagers, meanwhile, started calling Tombe "The Goat Man," a title he so loathed that he kept to himself, allowing Rose to roam local streets, where it is believed she ate a plastic bag, choked and died this week.

Unlike the Anna Nicole Smith custody battle, however, there's no controversy involving the "couple's" offspring:

Tombe gets to keep the kid.

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Man, I can't believe this goat-f**king zoophilia is reported all over the internet! You should google it! As for zoophilia itself, here's the link:

That is CRAY-ZAY, yo! :cartmanlaugh: :cartmanlaugh: :cartmanlaugh: :cartmanlaugh: :cartmanlaugh:
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Postby Cold Machine » Sat May 19, 2007 8:13 pm

This reminds me of a movie I heard about called Zoo.

Looks kind of interesting, if not a bit gross.

As for the Goatman...ah. I'm sure he's heartbroken. :roll:
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Postby BRMBug » Sat May 19, 2007 10:56 pm

Yeesh. Goat-love. I swear, the privates are going to be the ruin of the human race. (We just can't control them)
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Sun May 20, 2007 1:44 am

Well, at least he married the goat..LOL.The hicks in my home town don't commit to the cows they f*ck, they'll screw anything with four legs.
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Postby ClydesGirl » Wed May 30, 2007 3:09 am

Oh, I remember when that happened! That's such a tragic loves story.... :wink:

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