Soldiers in Iraq

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Soldiers in Iraq

Postby simon265 » Mon Jun 11, 2007 7:08 pm

As you know the army have been in Iraq for years know and lost alot of men.
I think they need to get their own back. So as a reward for their hard work they should be allowed to go on a 60 minute killing spree so that when they have finished there will be none of the bastards left and the lads can come home

Oh yeh there should be two teams in the spree to make it competitive

Go team.

What do you say about that
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Mon Jun 11, 2007 10:44 pm

NOTE; I BELIEVE THAT SINCE THIS TOPIC IS SUPPOSED TO BE SOMEWHAT OF A COMEDY, DO NOT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.


How many points would you get per kill?
*BTW, in pure military terms, we have not lost a lot of men. Socially and politically is different, however.*
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Postby Big-Will » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:10 pm

Oh sure, an hour of killing will change everything. :P Next you'll see teams of terrorists competing for the first US or UK targets to strike.
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:13 pm

Big-Will wrote:Oh sure, an hour of killing will change everything. :P Next you'll see teams of terrorists competing for the first US or UK targets to strike.


Yeah, but we'll just outscore them by tallying a higher body count.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:34 pm

This is what we get for not having the technology to send an army of trained robots off to war to fight for us.

However that's probably going to bite us in the ass when the robots decide to rebel against their human masters.
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Mon Jun 11, 2007 11:37 pm

I think we can call this...

Operation: Cornelius Buttfuck


Okay, so I'll make the first rule. Responders may create new rules.

Rule One: Killing civilians earns you one point.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Tue Jun 12, 2007 12:08 am

Then let's use Vietnam-era cluster bombs. That way little kids will pick them up, thinking they're toys.
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Postby O'Brien » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:20 am

Wouldn't the easier thing to do would be just take our entire bomber force and wipe out every single trace of Iraqi civilization with carpet bombing? Massacring Iraqis with just ground forces leaves you open to be shot at by the Enemy, while on the other hand B-52s can't be shot down with insurgent technology. 8)
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Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Jun 12, 2007 1:47 am

Extra points for killing entire families so as not to leave any orphans.
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:07 am

KtS: Oh, good idea! For future reference, every child who is killed this way adds +5 to the AF's points!
O'Brien: f*ck easy!
TMX- Yeah! Wiping out a family is 10X the number of family members.

AF: 1 point for every 50 killed.
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Postby O'Brien » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:39 am

ShaneHaughey wrote:O'Brien: f*ck easy!

Fine then, the carpet-bombing of Iraq would only commence only after a winning team in the shooting game has been decided. This means that the loosers have to stay behind and risk getting blown to smithereens. :twisted:
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Wed Jun 13, 2007 12:43 am

O'Brien wrote:
ShaneHaughey wrote:O'Brien: f*ck easy!

Fine then, the carpet-bombing of Iraq would only commence only after a winning team in the shooting game has been decided. This means that the loosers have to stay behind and risk getting blown to smithereens. :twisted:


Nah. Team Killing Fucktards, like Caboose(Church, according to episode 50) need not apply!
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Postby FreedomFighterXL » Sat Jun 16, 2007 6:34 pm

triplemultiplex wrote:Extra points for killing entire families so as not to leave any orphans.


Whoa! That should be a technical foul, not a way of getting bonus points! :shock:

I wonder what HSXL would say to this thread. He's not gonna be on here for a week or two from now since he's not going to have access to any internet connection (at least where he's going; he says he must maintain radio silence, no mobile broadband or wi-fi for him). He would probably be quite amused with some of the things that have showed up in the past few weeks. :)

simon265, I must say you are certainly the type of BBS member everyone wants. You've certainly got a lot of creativity in the threads you make. Keep up the concepts! 8)
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Postby HellStrykeXL » Wed Jul 18, 2007 10:45 pm

Do you know how rare it is for us to get a chance to do such a thing? A killing spree where the enemy is in plain sight.... That sure would be nice. Anyway, if you diffuse an IED you should be able to get some kind of bonus where every time you do such a thing the amount of points you get from a killing would be double. That way the EOD techs would get the points they deserve! :)
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Postby FreedomFighterXL » Wed Aug 01, 2007 12:39 am

Winning teams should be offered more post-modern weapons, or at least a change in ammo caliber. HSXL, isn't this the sexiest thing you've ever seen? :shock:



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