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Postby Cold Machine » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:50 am

But by all reports, President Bush is more convinced than ever of his righteousness.

Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."


First of all, I'd ask him what that was about. Then I'd probably just starting asking other questions while trying to keep my wrath and hatred at a reasonable level.
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:57 am

Cold Machine wrote:
But by all reports, President Bush is more convinced than ever of his righteousness.

Friends of his from Texas were shocked recently to find him nearly wild-eyed, thumping himself on the chest three times while he repeated "I am the president!" He also made it clear he was setting Iraq up so his successor could not get out of "our country's destiny."


First of all, I'd ask him what that was about. Then I'd probably just starting asking other questions while trying to keep my wrath and hatred at a reasonable level.



LOL, monkeys thump their chests alot to try to show dominance. He's a monkey..A bad monkey..Someone needs to spank him.
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Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:14 pm

M00ndragon69 wrote: LOL, monkeys thump their chests alot to try to show dominance. He's a monkey..A bad monkey..Someone needs to spank him.


Wouldn't that be considered 'cruelty to animals'? :lol:
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Postby Schantrac » Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:17 pm

Hey hey hey, I think that demeaning to the poor monkeys M00n! XD
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Postby Craig-and-Clyde » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:03 pm

Monkeys also fling thier poo
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Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:13 pm

Craig-and-Clyde wrote:Monkeys also fling thier poo


Bush certainly showed his proficiency at that in the 2000 presidential campaign. Just ask John McCain.

But honestly, I think comparing George W. Bush to a monkey is insulting ... ... to the monkeys.
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Mon Jun 18, 2007 6:20 am

Craig-and-Clyde wrote:Monkeys also fling thier poo


Yeah, he has been flinging alotta poo everywhere for the last 7 years.
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Postby kimmyfouge6 » Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:22 am

triplemultiplex wrote:But honestly, I think comparing George W. Bush to a monkey is insulting ... ... to the monkeys.

Ha. This reminds me of a bumper sticker that I saw a while back. It said something like, "Men are not pigs. pigs are kind, gentle, sensitive creatures." The same goes for George W. Bush; just replace "pigs" with "monkeys".

In all seriousness, I think that the guy's an idiot and don't agree with many of his policies, but I really wouldn't know what to say if I ever met him. I'm admittedly no expert at telling people off, so I would probably offer suggestions and argue some of my points while at least trying to be respectful.
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Postby Sasa42 » Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:56 am

kimmyfouge6 wrote:
triplemultiplex wrote:But honestly, I think comparing George W. Bush to a monkey is insulting ... ... to the monkeys.

Ha. This reminds me of a bumper sticker that I saw a while back. It said something like, "Men are not pigs. pigs are kind, gentle, sensitive creatures." The same goes for George W. Bush; just replace "pigs" with "monkeys".


Pigs eat their own young sometimes. Just thought I'd throw that in :D
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Postby strumpfhose » Mon Jun 18, 2007 1:05 pm

There wouldn't be a point in saying anything to him because he would neither get it nor care...
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Postby BRMBug » Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:23 pm

My vote is still for "What's up my nizzle?" Or "How they hangin' Shrub? (...because a shrub is a little bush... y-yeah, ok.)

Edit: Ok, seriously? I'd probably shake his hand and say hello. I may not have voted for him, or agree with him, but he's still the President. I don't want to be an assh*le or anything and blow him off.
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Postby FreedomFighterXL » Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:05 am

Bush routinely over-simplifies complex issues and that reflects badly on this country. I'd expect the President of the United States to at least sound like he knows what he's talking about even if the dumb people out there can't keep up. Appealing to the lowest common denominator might be an acceptable tactic during a campaign, but when you're actually in charge and explaining your coarse of action or whatever, I want the details; not this "I'm the decider" crap.


In general I think he only takes a close look at those who say the war was for the sole purpose of oil, or that 9/11 was an inside job. I think there are certainly far more intelligent people than that right here on BBS (you included). But when all he hears everyday is just how big of a Nazi he is even though he's big on supporting Israel, he can't help but think he's leading a country that needs simple explanations for everything.

I seriously hope Bush doesn't think we're all idiots just because a few nut cases are covering thier heads in Reynolds Wrap (that's a brand of aluminum foil, European readers).


No kidding, set aside those that think Saddam was more trustworthy than the President, and you do have competent people left over who know all the issues.

I bet George Bush wishes he could appoint the Speaker of the House. It would go well with his other power trips.


Probably, though he may not admit it.

The Speaker is elected by the members of the House of Representatives. Since the Democrats have a majority in the House, they elected one of thier own Speaker. The President has no input on who gets chosen, especially when the other party runs the House.


In general, I guess this just means that I have one less reason to disapprove of him, while at the same time another reason to loathe some of the Democrats and maybe a couple Republicans.

But honestly, I think comparing George W. Bush to a monkey is insulting ... ... to the monkeys.


This is kind of what I'm talking about. He may not realize it when people say this that they're just being somewhat crude about him, but he probably takes such things literally and thinks:

Man... this is the country that elected me? Something must be wrong with this.... :?


Love him or hate him, this guy can be a little entertaining at times when you imagine what he may be thinking of any random thing. I wonder how he feels about the 9/11=inside job thing. :lol:
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George Bush

Postby Grimm Dreadly » Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:24 pm

if i met george bush, i'd probably just sock him one good time and take my prison sentence, or get killed by the secret service.

oh and if anyone from the nsa is monitoring this thread, my name is donald brown JR, i reside at 3331 e baldwin rd, panama city florida, i'm employed by eastern shipbuilding group, i'm a socialist/ anarchist who supports violent revolt, i am african-american/ cherokee native american, a proud supporter of leonard peltier, and a member of the socialist labor party.
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Re: George Bush

Postby M00ndragon69 » Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:37 pm

Grimm Dreadly wrote:if i met george bush, i'd probably just sock him one good time and take my prison sentence, or get killed by the secret service.

oh and if anyone from the nsa is monitoring this thread, my name is donald brown JR, i reside at 3331 e baldwin rd, panama city florida, i'm employed by eastern shipbuilding group, i'm a socialist/ anarchist who supports violent revolt, i am african-american/ cherokee native american, a proud supporter of leonard peltier, and a member of the socialist labor party.


You raise a good point. I am sure everyone who posts on here who is from America knows it is illegal to talk about doing violent things to the president, like any of what Grimm just said could be taken as a threat and could get him in alot of sh*t. It is illegal, even if that person speaks in jest, and it is clear there is no way they ever would be able to carry out their so called threat..That is f*cking rediculous..What the f*ck about freedom of speech? Besides, if someone was really plotting against the president, and they had the means to actually do him harm, I don't think they would go and reveal their plot on a message board. That is just common sense, most people don't go bragging about crimes before they commit them.
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Re: George Bush

Postby Big-Will » Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:41 pm

Grimm Dreadly wrote:if i met george bush, i'd probably just sock him one good time and take my prison sentence, or get killed by the secret service.

oh and if anyone from the nsa is monitoring this thread, my name is donald brown JR, i reside at 3331 e baldwin rd, panama city florida, i'm employed by eastern shipbuilding group, i'm a socialist/ anarchist who supports violent revolt, i am african-american/ cherokee native american, a proud supporter of leonard peltier, and a member of the socialist labor party.

You know, people get banned from other boards for revealing their (fake?) personal information. Be glad that doesn't happen here. And now you've been quoted, so changing your post is pointless now.
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