Favourite God

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Re: Favourite God

Postby plk12345 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 7:46 pm

vexille wrote:You kind of answered your own question right there, f*ckface.
You call speaking like that a requisite for a rational debate? Get out of here you worthless piece of sh*t.

Clearly he doesn't know when he's not welcome. :roll:

Grizim wrote:PLK is pretty dumb, but if my name was mentioned in such a way in a thread, I would most likely post in the thread and at least attempt to defend myself. Although what you said was true, you did provoke him to come in here.

My favorite God is Jimi Hendrix.

vexille wrote:I wrote what I did because PLK will spread his bile in any thread that even vaguely pertains to religion. And before you know it, page upon page will involve people spitting at each until eventually BigWill locks it up. I do not want the same fate to befall this thread.


Grizim wrote:I'm just saying. There's nothing wrong with bashing him, because he deserves it---but there will be consequences, as you just saw. If you're okay with the consequences, then say whatever you want. But you've made it clear you're not okay with him being in here, so just be a little more cautious next time.

vexille wrote:I admit that putting the word "God" in front of PLK's eyes is like waving a bone to dog.

huh, i guess satire doesn't work so well nowadays.....
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Postby ShaneHaughey » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:06 pm

Ares, the God of War fo' sure!
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Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:39 pm

How 'bout one of those multi-breasted fertility goddesses that are out there?

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Postby O'Brien » Wed Jun 13, 2007 9:43 pm

Based on how much destruction a deity caused, my favorite god would have to be the one from the Old Testament. I always enjoyed beings who always felt free to show off their wrath. :twisted:
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Postby angeldeb82 » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:39 pm

O'Brien wrote:Based on how much destruction a deity caused, my favorite god would have to be the one from the Old Testament. I always enjoyed beings who always felt free to show off their wrath. :twisted:


Do not say that, or you'll provoke JackChick12345 to jealous anger! Let's all try to keep back on topic, okay?!
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Postby Clyde Donovan » Wed Jun 13, 2007 10:48 pm

I'm a fan of Hades, god of the dead.

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Postby vexille » Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:03 pm

angeldeb82 wrote:
O'Brien wrote:Based on how much destruction a deity caused, my favorite god would have to be the one from the Old Testament. I always enjoyed beings who always felt free to show off their wrath. :twisted:


Do not say that, or you'll provoke JackChick12345 to jealous anger! Let's all try to keep back on topic, okay?!


Its alright. Jehovah can be named as a favourite, just don't speak of theological matters here. Thats the main rule, as well as be nice and no PLK.
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Postby O'Brien » Thu Jun 14, 2007 4:58 am

Based on the Indiana Jones films, my 2nd favorite deity would have to be Kali. I always thought the rituals for Kali were kickass, ripping out victims' hearts with just a hand, then making them burn in lava while they somehow remain alive. :twisted:
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Postby M00ndragon69 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 5:41 am

Artemis, Aphrodite, Ishtar, any of the Norse Gods..And I would like to learn more about Asian Gods/Goddesses and Native American Gods/Goddesses.

Kali and the goddess Pele are pretty f*cking cool too.
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Postby Jay C » Thu Jun 14, 2007 2:10 pm

Another favourite, and in the probably inaccurate words of Kaylarse:

"All I know is that I want to be following Buddha. A fat dude who gets carried around everywhere? That motherf*cker KNOWS how to roll"
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Postby angeldeb82 » Thu Jun 14, 2007 6:52 pm

O'Brien wrote:Based on the Indiana Jones films, my 2nd favorite deity would have to be Kali. I always thought the rituals for Kali were kickass, ripping out victims' hearts with just a hand, then making them burn in lava while they somehow remain alive. :twisted:


Well, Kali just uses the magic hand to take out victims' hearts and keep them beating by his powers that also keep the victims alive, even though they have no hearts... that is, until the victims get burned to death in lava, while at the same time their hearts burn to ashes without causing burn marks on Kali's magic hand. Weird! :cartmanko'd: :cartmanoooh:
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Postby Craig-and-Clyde » Thu Jun 14, 2007 7:27 pm

All should worship Min, the Egyptian god of male fertility.
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Postby Kyle the Skeptic » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:24 pm

I love mythology. :D

Greek Pantheon:

Dionysus - I know he's been said several times already, but I happen to like him too, what with the drinking and the partying and the ability to summon grapevines. He was one hell of a sword fighter too, and his life story kind of reminds me of Kenny (although Dionysus was only killed twice).

Heracles - Quite simply, Herc was awesome. He was the most prominent hero in Greek mythology, and the number one pop cultural icon among the Greeks, just like Jesus was among the early Christians. I mean, who doesn't know about the 12 trials? Herc was popular enough to get his own Disney movie, as well as a series starring Kevin Sorbo.

Norse Pantheon:

Odin - One of the first deities to be crucified in an act of self-sacrifice (well, actually hung on the tree of Yggdrasil for nine days). It's just that the whole eyeball thing is kind of creepy.

Thor - I just feel obliged to mention him. I'm not sure why.

Egyptian Pantheon:

Horus - One of my favorite life-death-rebirth deities. Plus that whole gay love affair thing with Set is funny as hell. But I'll let you read up on that on your own.

Bast - The cat goddess. Need I say more?

Persian Pantheon:

Mithras - An archetypal prefiguration of Jesus, except he wasn't afraid to kick some ass, and that's no bull. I used him as a member of the Super Best Friends in one of my fanfics.

Aztec Pantheon:

Quetzalcoatl / Huitzliopochli - Mmm, human sacrifice. Oh yeah, and they also contributed to the Aztec's rich culture in many many ways. Care for a midaxial thoracotomy procedure?

Babylonian Pantheon:

Marduk - Created the world from the giant dead bloated carcass of his defeated rival Tiamit. I've got to finish reading that story sometime.

Hebrew Pantheon:

Jehovah - Got his start as a Canaanite deity of the sky before his promotion to the position of prime ruler god and creator by the Israelite priesthood. He's not exactly my favorite deity, owing to all the sh*t that gets carried out in his name, but he's probably the one I know the most about. That and he looks cute as a hippo-rodent.

Satan - Jehovah's sleazy attorney who acts as a prosecuting angel to bring charges against all the sinners. Everyone thinks he's evil though, because people tend to hate lawyers.

Jesus - An outspoken pacifist liberal reformist prophet who came along when the religious fundamentalists wanted nothing more than a militant revolutionary messiah who would lead them in a revolt against the Romans. He still pissed off the authorities though. Yeah, that was destined to turn out well. :roll:
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Postby wweecw » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:46 pm

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Postby wweecw » Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:49 pm

BRMBug wrote:
triplemultiplex wrote:How 'bout one of those multi-breasted fertility goddesses that are out there?

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That's so horny.

it is!
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