Maude Flanders: Todd, do you want some mixed vegetables?
Todd: (Without malice or rancour) Hell no.
[Everyone gasps in horror]
Maude: (Sternly) What did you say?
Todd: (Blissfully unaware of the very concept or reason for swearing) I said I don't want any damn vegetables.
Ned: Alright, young man, straight to bed. No bible stories for you tonight.
[Todd starts sobbing and runs upstairs ]
Maude: Weren't you a little hard on him?
Ned: Well you knew I had a temper when you married me.
Calix Meus Enebriens "My Cup Makes Me Drunk"
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