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Retard moment of the day! Post yours!

Postby Edduyasha » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:11 pm

Okay, so I just realized that almost every day, I do something (or someone I know) does something stupid. Here, let's gather and talk about your daily retard moments!

Retard moment of the day: I forgot that my brother's not home yet from his week-long trip with his friend to camp, and I walk into his room (where he has the laptop). I nearly jump out of my skin thinking it was him sitting there, when...guess who sat there...

It was my new giant Kenny plushie!

:cartmanlaugh:

Here, for fun, an Insult of the Day: He graduated from college with magna cum loudest. (reference to people who never shut up, haha)
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I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
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To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Postby candies » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:25 pm

I got a retard moment at school today. :oops:
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Postby Edduyasha » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:26 pm

candies wrote:I got a retard moment at school today. :oops:


Well...go on if you want...

:wink:
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Postby Jay C » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:52 pm

I read a web-comic that is made by a mate of mine, and posted a joke warning [The comic involves me, also, and I'm usually drunk in it, and someone done something whilst drunk, meaning I thought that I was the dude who done it], asking if it was me, but silly me, I hadn't read the previous comic, which shown it all. Not much of a retard moment, but my biggest one so far today, I guess.
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Postby Edduyasha » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:56 pm

Jay C wrote:I read a web-comic that is made by a mate of mine, and posted a joke warning [The comic involves me, also, and I'm usually drunk in it, and someone done something whilst drunk, meaning I thought that I was the dude who done it], asking if it was me, but silly me, I hadn't read the previous comic, which shown it all. Not much of a retard moment, but my biggest one so far today, I guess.


Heheh...we all have those moments...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Postby Edduyasha » Sun Aug 12, 2007 4:17 am

Retard Moment of the Day: Today, I went shopping. Some Christmas candle caught my eye, so I try to pick it up off the shelf to smell it. The red glass dish seemed to be stuck onto it, so I grabbed it. Being the klutz that I am, it smashed to pieces on my foot when it dropped.

:zombiekenny:

Yep...it was a Kenny moment there...

Insult of the day: His wife got rid of 235 pounds of ugly fat- she divorced him.
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Postby BRMBug » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:37 am

I made Spaghetti Bolongaise for lunch/dinner, and when I got done with the sauce, I looked around an realized that I hadn't even started the pasta yet. :roll: Well, at least the sauce was still hot when the spaghetti was ready.
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Postby Edduyasha » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:50 am

BRMBug wrote:I made Spaghetti Bolongaise for lunch/dinner, and when I got done with the sauce, I looked around an realized that I hadn't even started the pasta yet. :roll: Well, at least the sauce was still hot when the spaghetti was ready.


Don't feel bad...I suck at cooking...I keep getting burned by the hot pots and pans...

:zombiekenny:
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I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:08 pm

Retard moment from Friday:
I went out drinking with my brothers without eating anything.
Payed for it the next day.
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Postby Jay C » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:30 pm

Threw a plate in the bin.

What? The bin and sink are like, right next to each other. D:
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Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Aug 12, 2007 5:57 pm

BRMBug wrote:I made Spaghetti Bolongaise for lunch/dinner, and when I got done with the sauce, I looked around an realized that I hadn't even started the pasta yet. :roll: Well, at least the sauce was still hot when the spaghetti was ready.


I'll do you one better.

I was making some noodles, and I added salt while boiling. (If I rember from sience class right, salt will raise the boiling point, so the noodles cook faster.) So my brain thought that I was seasoning the noodles so I started to add pepper to the noodles! :lol:
They were not even boiling yet!
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Postby Edduyasha » Sun Aug 12, 2007 7:34 pm

triplemultiplex wrote:Retard moment from Friday:
I went out drinking with my brothers without eating anything.
Payed for it the next day.


Aw, man...hangovers suck. I went to school hungover once back in 9th grade, and it was chaotic... I was yelling at all the teachers to turn off the lights because my eyes and head hurt so much...

Now that I think back to it, that was pretty funny.

Jay C wrote:Threw a plate in the bin.

What? The bin and sink are like, right next to each other. D:


Hehehe...I do that when I'm sorting vegetables in my fridge. Sometimes, peppers will end up with the apples...

gtaca2005 wrote:I'll do you one better.

I was making some noodles, and I added salt while boiling. (If I rember from sience class right, salt will raise the boiling point, so the noodles cook faster.) So my brain thought that I was seasoning the noodles so I started to add pepper to the noodles!
They were not even boiling yet!


The noodles must have a conspiracy against us.
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Postby vexille » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:10 am

I can't tell you how many times I almost threw a tub of butter into the sink after making myself a sandwich. :lol:
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Postby Edduyasha » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:15 am

vexille wrote:I can't tell you how many times I almost threw a tub of butter into the sink after making myself a sandwich. :lol:


:wink:

It happens...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Postby Edduyasha » Mon Aug 13, 2007 8:25 am

Retard moment of the day: I was eating chips and salsa, but my brother thinks I'm hogging the salsa. He picks up a blob of it and drops it on the chips, then he sticks his entire arm onto the salsa-covered chips to keep me away from them. Suffice to say, my mom wasn't very happy with him for that, haha.

Insult of the Day: People told him they'd like to see some change in him...so he swallowed five pennies.
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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