Retard moment of the day! Post yours!

[triplemultiplex]

I must've been channeling Yogi Berra today when I said this:

"I wouldn't have heard it if I wasn't listening."

[Edduyasha]

I must've been channeling Yogi Berra today when I said this:

"I wouldn't have heard it if I wasn't listening."

[Edduyasha]

Retard moment of the day: I was pulling weeds outside with my brother, and I forgot that there was a breeze (for once). I shake the dirt out, and I get a faceful of sand and weed roots.

Insult of the day: He was a lovable kid. They gave him a sandbox to play in. It should have been filled with quicksand.

[gtaca2005]

I must've been channeling Yogi Berra today when I said this:

"I wouldn't have heard it if I wasn't listening."

My retard moment of the day is probably asking the following.

triplemultiplex: Your location says Milwalkie. Do you know someone by the name of Kelly with a yahoo acount named "Kellyangel(#some numbers#)". And she's always playing socom online?

[Lord Dunderhead]

Retard moment of the Day: Friend of mine was showing me the game called Fable so I make a name a all on the start screen and then I'm like *ok now how do I start this?* and my friend says *Push the Big button that says START*...

[BRMBug]

I can't tell you how many times I've been changing a burned out porch light at night, and have reached around the door and flipped the light switch on so "I could see what I was doing."

[marvel_freak_42]

I poured the milk into the cereal box, not the bowl.

[Edduyasha]

[quote="Lord Dunderhead":01680]Retard moment of the Day: Friend of mine was showing me the game called Fable so I make a name a all on the start screen and then I'm like *ok now how do I start this?* and my friend says *Push the Big button that says START*...[/quote:01680]

Hahaha!! Okay, but anyways, that game is great. I love running around and killing everything...

[Edduyasha]

I can't tell you how many times I've been changing a burned out porch light at night, and have reached around the door and flipped the light switch on so "I could see what I was doing."

I don't really have that problem, though. I light my room with candles, so that's it. My mom told me, one of these days, I'll "burn the whole f*cking house down"...

[marvel_freak_42]

I can't tell you how many times I've been changing a burned out porch light at night, and have reached around the door and flipped the light switch on so "I could see what I was doing."

I don't really have that problem, though. I light my room with candles, so that's it. My mom told me, one of these days, I'll "burn the whole f*cking house down"...

Candles are great for "making sweet love." j/k

[Edduyasha]

I poured the milk into the cereal box, not the bowl.

I'm sure you had fun cleaning that up...

It happens, though.

[triplemultiplex]

My retard moment of the day is probably asking the following.

triplemultiplex: Your location says Milwalkie. Do you know someone by the name of Kelly with a yahoo acount named "Kellyangel(#some numbers#)". And she's always playing socom online?

Wait, I'm confused. Did you ask this before or are you asking now?

Either way, that is a good retard moment.

Incidentally, I can say I certainly do not. There's 590,000 people in Milwaukee proper; 1.5 million in the metro area. And I don't know most of 'em.

I love it when people say things like that. It's like me asking, "Hey, you're from Los Angeles, do you know Sylvester Stallone?"

[Edduyasha]

I can't tell you how many times I've been changing a burned out porch light at night, and have reached around the door and flipped the light switch on so "I could see what I was doing."

I don't really have that problem, though. I light my room with candles, so that's it. My mom told me, one of these days, I'll "burn the whole f*cking house down"...

Candles are great for "making sweet love." j/k

*kicks him in the nuts*

Haha, have fun with that.

[marvel_freak_42]

I can't tell you how many times I've been changing a burned out porch light at night, and have reached around the door and flipped the light switch on so "I could see what I was doing."

I don't really have that problem, though. I light my room with candles, so that's it. My mom told me, one of these days, I'll "burn the whole f*cking house down"...

Candles are great for "making sweet love." j/k

*kicks him in the nuts*

Haha, have fun with that.

[Edduyasha]

I can't tell you how many times I've been changing a burned out porch light at night, and have reached around the door and flipped the light switch on so "I could see what I was doing."

I don't really have that problem, though. I light my room with candles, so that's it. My mom told me, one of these days, I'll "burn the whole f*cking house down"...

Candles are great for "making sweet love." j/k

*kicks him in the nuts*

Haha, have fun with that.

Ah, yes...that was Fatass speaking through me again...