SOUTH PARK IS THE DEVIL'S HANDIWORK!!!!!!!!!!!

[soulsforsale5s]

This despicable show is the work of Satan!!! Its racist, sexist, and anti-religious!!! I am a proud Christain conservative terrorist, and if I don't get my way and get this smut pulled, I'm gonna bust a nut! I don't care about the millions of people who watch this and don't want it pulled, because it is my duty to stop these bigots from going to hell! I've never actually seen an episode, but I heard from my good friends Brent Bozell, James Dobson, Willian Donohue, Fred Phelps, George Bush and Adolf Hitler that this show underminds the teachings of Jesus that we've worked so hard to shove down the world's throat. But see, its the children that are most important. The children of the world are tied up and forced to watch this show at gunpoint!!! And we parents are too fat and lazy to push the change channel button on the remote. So join us true Americans and rip up the Constitution and replace it with the Bible!!! Then, we can go burn all gays at the stake, and shoot anyone that's not an evangical Christian!!!!!!!! That's right, finally all Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Mormons, Buddists, Hindus and others will be slain! So, to repeat, ban South Park and torture anyone who watches it to death! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bomb an abortion clinic and gay bar.

[swellman7]

[Edduyasha]

~ Rant a La Dumba*s. ~

[iceiwynd]

Don't tell me the blatant sarcasm is already flying over people's heads.

[swellman7]

Don't tell me the blatant sarcasm is already flying over people's heads.

I got the sarcasm. I just don't get why exactly he posted it.

[soulsforsale5s]

It's basically just a hit on Christian Conservatives who want South Park pulled.

[Edduyasha]

Don't tell me the blatant sarcasm is already flying over people's heads.

I got the sarcasm. I just don't get why exactly he posted it.

Yeah...

[SuperMaids]

*Responding as though this wern't a blatantly Borrat like attack on the dead duck that is the Christian right*
You're a bit behind the times arn't you Grandad, going on about South Park; the witch burning's moved down the road to socially concious video games (http://www.watercoolergames.org/archives/000551.shtml and http://www.columbinegame.com spring to mind).
If I were the type who could claim to know Gd's will, I'd say that swearing kids are ten years old now, which is way too old for Gd to still hate it!

Beofre you say you know what Gd likes and what he loathes it’s definitely for the best if you can actually find enough time in your busy schedule of trolling message boards of 'naughty' shows to read at least one page of it, to think about the words you see on the page and fully understand them before you preach to the world that you know the will of the Lrd. Any who have read through Job or Romans will know that to claim knowledge of the will of Gd is one of the gravest mistakes a man can make, yet you take in vain his name to support your cause at any opportunity you’re given. Remember though that He isn’t a sword to swing at those you oppose; you could find yourself as much the target of His wrath as the ‘daemons’ and ‘devils’ you see in the bodies of children.
From the hellish abyss that is your mouth do you spew blasphemous shades of His judgment upon all you despise, and unhallowed imitations of his blessings upon your supporters; but be warned, it is he who judges that will be judged!
The only thing I claim to know for certain about our creator is that he’s unchallengeable. How unfortunate that you believe Satan to be a match for him, capable of defying his will by turning two of His children (Trey and Matt) into monsters, behind His back.
Pray for me if you wish, for you will only be returning my favour in praying for you; praying for you to find the room in your heart for the love, sympathy and compassion your Jesus tells you to feel towards your fellow man, towards your fellow creation.

[Edduyasha]

*Responding as though this wern't a blatantly Borrat like attack on the dead duck that is the Christian right*
You're a bit behind the times arn't you Grandad, going on about South Park; the witch burning's moved down the road to socially concious video games (http://www.watercoolergames.org/archives/000551.shtml and http://www.columbinegame.com spring to mind).
If I were the type who could claim to know Gd's will, I'd say that swearing kids are ten years old now, which is way too old for Gd to still hate it!

Beofre you say you know what Gd likes and what he loathes it’s definitely for the best if you can actually find enough time in your busy schedule of trolling message boards of 'naughty' shows to read at least one page of it, to think about the words you see on the page and fully understand them before you preach to the world that you know the will of the Lrd. Any who have read through Job or Romans will know that to claim knowledge of the will of Gd is one of the gravest mistakes a man can make, yet you take in vain his name to support your cause at any opportunity you’re given. Remember though that He isn’t a sword to swing at those you oppose; you could find yourself as much the target of His wrath as the ‘daemons’ and ‘devils’ you see in the bodies of children.
From the hellish abyss that is your mouth do you spew blasphemous shades of His judgment upon all you despise, and unhallowed imitations of his blessings upon your supporters; but be warned, it is he who judges that will be judged!
The only thing I claim to know for certain about our creator is that he’s unchallengeable. How unfortunate that you believe Satan to be a match for him, capable of defying his will by turning two of His children (Trey and Matt) into monsters, behind His back.
Pray for me if you wish, for you will only be returning my favour in praying for you; praying for you to find the room in your heart for the love, sympathy and compassion your Jesus tells you to feel towards your fellow man, towards your fellow creation.

Nice...

[plk12345]

well, this blatant sarcasm seemed to fly over supermaid's head after all.

soulsforsale5s, i love how you listed adolf hitler with george bush and fred phelps. Lovely. Evidently ignorance is not only reserved for people who have posts in the thousands. Hitler was an evangelical christian, was he? Might I remind you that most abortion clinic bombings are actually committed by catholics, not that you care much for them anyhow. yes, catholics generally get the pass when someone goes on a rant like this. Might I also remind you that nowhere in christian doctrine are we told to burn so called "unbelievers" at the stake. No more are we told to accept the bible as inerrant.

veritas vos liberabit



pretty smooth transition, eh?

[SuperMaids]

well, this blatant sarcasm seemed to fly over supermaid's head after all.

*Responding as though this wern't a blatantly Borrat like attack on the dead duck that is the Christian right*

It's always fun to rant with stupid people, even if they're only pretending to be stupid (it's hard to tell with some people).

soulsforsale5s, i love how you listed adolf hitler with george bush and fred phelps. Lovely. Evidently ignorance is not only reserved for people who have posts in the thousands. Hitler was an evangelical christian, was he? Might I remind you that most abortion clinic bombings are actually committed by catholics, not that you care much for them anyhow. yes, catholics generally get the pass when someone goes on a rant like this.

well, this blatant sarcasm seemed to fly over PLK's head after all.[/

Try to practice what you preach, even if your bound to fail. Just try, that's all I'm asking!
Who said this was an attack on Evangelism anyway? The only reference I can see is coming from, let's see now, YOU. Crazy Christian rightists are the deservant target of pretty much anything, be they catholic or evalgelist, anglican or orthadox.
And not all abortion bombings are Catholic, not even the majority of them. I've yet to have a sane conversation with an evangelist, while I know at least three sane Catholics and two (I think) sane Orthadox christians.

[Lord Dunderhead]

This despicable show is the work of Satan!!! Its racist, sexist, and anti-religious!!! I am a proud Christain conservative terrorist, and if I don't get my way and get this smut pulled, I'm gonna bust a nut! I don't care about the millions of people who watch this and don't want it pulled, because it is my duty to stop these bigots from going to hell! I've never actually seen an episode, but I heard from my good friends Brent Bozell, James Dobson, Willian Donohue, Fred Phelps, George Bush and Adolf Hitler that this show underminds the teachings of Jesus that we've worked so hard to shove down the world's throat. But see, its the children that are most important. The children of the world are tied up and forced to watch this show at gunpoint!!! And we parents are too fat and lazy to push the change channel button on the remote. So join us true Americans and rip up the Constitution and replace it with the Bible!!! Then, we can go burn all gays at the stake, and shoot anyone that's not an evangical Christian!!!!!!!! That's right, finally all Jews, Muslims, Catholics, Mormons, Buddists, Hindus and others will be slain! So, to repeat, ban South Park and torture anyone who watches it to death! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bomb an abortion clinic and gay bar.

This made me smile.

[M00ndragon69]

Uh, do hardcore fundies who wanna ban everything that isn't up to their standards of good wholesome Christian entertainment still even pay attention to South Park?

[Big-Will]

Bah, he got us all, huh?

Don't tell me the blatant sarcasm is already flying over people's heads.

Sarcasm is not a good thing to start a thread with when it's a rant without a point.

[BRMBug]

Ok, this whole thread has made my brain go insane. Excuse me, I have to go do something useful, like rub linement on a Aardvark.