Ever got caught red-handed?

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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:46 am

BRMBug wrote:Now that is odd. And yeah, dogs have a super acute sense of smell. They've got like 1,000 (rough estimate) times as many smell receptors as a human. As apposed to a bear which only has about 12, which include fish, bear poop, Jews, and menstrual blood. At least that's what I heard somewhere.


...Jews? I dunno about that...

:cartmanlaugh:

I've heard that girls have more sensitive noses than guys. Perhaps that explains why my mom and I smell things when no one else does...

:?
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:48 am

The bear smells Jews, because they give off an aroma of Folger's Coffee, and Kraft American Slice Cheese.
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:51 am

....

Great, now I need to find where Cartman gets his bear mace from.
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(Awkward silence)

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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:55 am

Indigo Rose wrote:....

Great, now I need to find where Cartman gets his bear mace from.


I saw this little sign down the road yesterday when my mom was driving me home from school...it was a weapon shop selling everything from guns to swords to bear mace... I ought to go check out the shop one of these days...
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 6:57 am

I doubt there's going to be any bear mace in New York though..

:?

*hides under blanket to conceal her jew-scent*
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:00 am

Indigo Rose wrote:I doubt there's going to be any bear mace in New York though..

:?

*hides under blanket to conceal her jew-scent*


Yeah... I came from New York City, and I know how they're kinda strict with weapon laws up there...

*prods with a stick*
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:02 am

Oh, I'm not in the city, just in the state (near Buffalo.)

*is prodded*

Hi?
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:04 am

Indigo Rose wrote:Oh, I'm not in the city, just in the state (near Buffalo.)

*is prodded*

Hi?


Well...all I know is that they're sticklers for that kind of thing, especially Julianni (spelling?).

Hello.

:wink:

My boyfriend's grandparents live around there, too.
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Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
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Goodbye...


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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby BRMBug » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:08 am

Edduyasha wrote:...Jews? I dunno about that...

Sure! I mean, how else did that mother bear track all those Jew-scouts?
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:10 am

Well, I won't need the bear mace! I'll just kick that bear square in the nyuts!

*comes out from under blanket*

*looks around*

*grabs stuffed animal cat and laptop*

*runs back under blanket*
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:10 am

Then... How did she find Ike? He's Canadian. :shock:
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:11 am

BRMBug wrote:
Edduyasha wrote:...Jews? I dunno about that...

Sure! I mean, how else did that mother bear track all those Jew-scouts?


Oh.

...like the one in your signature? Poor Kyle.

*looks desperately for a Kyle emoticon*
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:15 am

Edduyasha wrote:
BRMBug wrote:
Edduyasha wrote:...Jews? I dunno about that...

Sure! I mean, how else did that mother bear track all those Jew-scouts?


Oh.

...like the one in your signature? Poor Kyle.

*looks desperately for a Kyle emoticon*


You won't find one, unless you bring your own.
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:15 am

Indigo Rose wrote:Well, I won't need the bear mace! I'll just kick that bear square in the nyuts!

*comes out from under blanket*

*looks around*

*grabs stuffed animal cat and laptop*

*runs back under blanket*


But what if it was a girl bear...?

*throws a palm tree plushie*

I have a palm tree plushie...it's strangely endearing. I think I'll take a picture of it and post it online sometime...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:27 am

Edduyasha wrote:
Indigo Rose wrote:Well, I won't need the bear mace! I'll just kick that bear square in the nyuts!

*comes out from under blanket*

*looks around*

*grabs stuffed animal cat and laptop*

*runs back under blanket*


But what if it was a girl bear...?

*throws a palm tree plushie*

I have a palm tree plushie...it's strangely endearing. I think I'll take a picture of it and post it online sometime...

I think there's a picture rating thread. *ducks from flying palm tree*

And if it's a girl bear, then I'll punch her in the ovaries!
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"

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