Ever got caught red-handed?

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Edduyasha
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:31 am

Indigo Rose wrote:
Edduyasha wrote:But what if it was a girl bear...?

*throws a palm tree plushie*

I have a palm tree plushie...it's strangely endearing. I think I'll take a picture of it and post it online sometime...

I think there's a picture rating thread. *ducks from flying palm tree*

And if it's a girl bear, then I'll punch her in the ovaries!


Ouch. Looks like you've got that problem solved!

Yeah, there is a picture rating thread...but it's for pictures of people. Perhaps I can get away with it if I Photoshop a picture of myself or someone into it...

Yay! My brother's over at a sleepover, so I can take the palm tree plushie to my room tonight!
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


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gtaca2005
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:33 am

Can I submit my Photoshops of Bush and Paris Hilton, and Michael Jackson?
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Indigo Rose
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:34 am

Wow, your brother is so strict he won't even let you borrow a plushie?

And I don't see why not!
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:36 am

Indigo Rose wrote:Wow, your brother is so strict he won't even let you borrow a plushie?

And I don't see why not!


He'll usually throw a hissy fit about me going into his perfectly clean room in the first place. It's not my fault that he gave me all his junk to put in my room and that he's a complete clean freak...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
Indigo Rose
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:40 am

That must suck. I guess I'm pretty lucky since my brother and I get along rather well. And our parents have the tendency to take my side since I'm usually quieter ^^
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:42 am

I fight my brother all the time. And my parents always tell him to get out and never comeback till Thanksgiving when we do. :lol:
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:45 am

Indigo Rose wrote:That must suck. I guess I'm pretty lucky since my brother and I get along rather well. And our parents have the tendency to take my side since I'm usually quieter ^^


My brother and I are really weird. One minute, we're helping each other and stuff, the next minute, we're trying to kill each other, literally. Granted, my family is really weird (especially on my mom's side- I think fighting and beligerence runs in my blood from them)...

@ gtaca2005- I fight my brother a lot, too...but that's only when he's pissing me off and/or if I'm pissed off about something and need something to take it out on...
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sun Oct 14, 2007 1:41 pm

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ShaneHaughey wrote:I like how GWIAN believes she out-witted them and avoided charges...yet didn't escape the fine, which means that someone in authority believed she was responsible for theft of merchandise.


1. I am not a woman, no matter how much you love gender changes. I have a penis and two balls, and I make use of them quite often.

2. I did not say I was fined, I said I lost what I stole to the cops.

3. I also lied about everything in that post. People don't steal $1400 or whatever of merchandise and get caught with it, then walk away without getting in trouble. It doesn't work that way. I was hoping someone would, ya know, POINT THAT OUT. You don't definitively know right and wrong, though, so stop forcing your pathetic judgment on everyone when they talk.

PLANNED!!11!!111!11!!!!!1!11!!!11!1!11 OM<FG11!1111!1!1oen!1111!!1!!!1!!!1!

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Edduyasha wrote:I've been caught red handed...sleeping in Economics class on Thursday. It was kinda embarassing, but I was sick (and still am) with this really bad cold, and I needed as much sleep as I could get. After all, I only feel a bit better today after 17 straight hours of sleep...

:oops:


OMFGNOWAI

I wrote:Leaving the question: Have you ever killed anyone? I have. I've killed OVER NINE THOUSAND people. In a video game. But killing people in a video game is obviously just like doing it in real life, so what's the difference? Let's go to war and kill people...as long as I get to do the killing from my comfortable middle-class home where I'm totally safe. Let's have a little button I can press and some random guy in Iraq just dies. Wouldn't that be wonderful? I'll study all about GUNNNNNS and learn everything, but never shoot a single one in my life. Then I'll go on the internet and tell everyone what I learned and leave out the fact that I've never shot a gun in my life. OMG. I'm so tough. Oh yeah, and it's NOT okay to do certain things even though it's fine to kill. Like, um, littering. And selling POT. And vagrancy. People should die for that. But it's okay to go to war and kill thousands of people with missiles because it's COOL. Oh yeah, and my aunt died in a CAR CRASH so from now on anyone who's caught driving drunk deserves to be SHOT ON SIGHT because I SAID SO!!!! Anyone who disagrees with me shall be bombarded by loads and loads of empty text about how wrong they are and how they're contributing to the crime rate because they don't think potheads should be given the electric chair and drunk men should be shot through the windshield. And I'll kidnap people because it's COOOOOOL.

See the above spazz to complete this because it was entirely planned. ahad. I'm a stupid hypocrite but I AM ALWAYS RIGHT. I believe in war but not littering. =)

I AM AMERICAN!!!!!!!


Even the passenger gets in trouble.
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IT
IS
NOT
ILLEGAL
BECAUSE
I SAID
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and because I planned it =)

Even the passenger gets in trouble.
Even the passenger gets in trouble.
Even the passenger gets in trouble.

http://www.lawlforkids.com/d/2090-1/f40ph.jpg

Now, let me explain something. It is not cool to be a criminal, you douchebags. If you think you're above the law then you're as much of a hypocrite as Shane. I made that mistake last year and did get caught stealing some stuff. I didn't go to jail but I had to pay a $500 fine and do community service. And I have that on my record. You think it's cool to talk about how you sold weed at school? Grow up. Watch them kick you out of college when they find out you lied about it on your application. You talk about how Columbian drug lords should die, but OMFG, the guy on the corner selling the Columbian drug lord's product is okay because he's not rich as hell? It doesn't work that way, guys. Sorry. I posted this topic so I could see how many stupid responses it got and congratulations, you made me laugh. =)

RUHMEMBUR

Even the passenger gets in trouble.
Even the passenger gets in trouble.
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Even the passenger gets in trouble.
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EVEN THE JOHN GETS IN TROUBLE, ESPECIALLY WHEN HE GETS AIDS. So remember kids, don't screw old wrinkly crackwhores living in the gutters. Most of them have AIDS. =(

YES.

I HAVE AIDS.

/me give you AIDS

NOW YOU HAVE AIDS!!!!

BWAHAHAHA

Even the passenger gets in trouble.
Even the passenger gets in trouble.
Even the AIDS victim gets in trouble.

Go to http://www.lawlforkids.com/ for more of this garbage.

Remember, even the ugly Chinese-like demon dude in the basement who talks to your son at night and tells him to write poems about necrophilia and shoots fireballs at unsuspecting researchers and screams "YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO ME!!!!1!1!" over NINE THOUSAAAAND times...gets in trouble. But only when the exorcism happens.

I still can't believe they didn't know it was a funeral home until afterward.
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:57 pm

Dude...

Did you take some expired medication or something?
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Stovepipe_Jam » Sun Oct 14, 2007 7:59 pm

Possibly, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:03 pm

Indigo Rose wrote:Dude...

Did you take some expired medication or something?


I thought it was crack or LSD or something...

:shock:
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Indigo Rose » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:16 pm

Stovepipe_Jam wrote:Possibly, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong

More true words have never been spoken.
"Now Kyle, don't fly too close to the sun, or it'll burn your wings, an- and you'll crash into the ocean!"

(Awkward silence)

"Butters Goddamnit!"
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:27 pm

Indigo Rose wrote:
Stovepipe_Jam wrote:Possibly, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong

More true words have never been spoken.


*shrug*

Maybe, maybe not. Who knows?
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Sizzling Lynn » Mon Oct 15, 2007 10:21 pm


I've gotten caught smoking pot in my room so many times now. I've gotten caught drinking once.
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Re: Ever got caught red-handed?

Postby Edduyasha » Tue Oct 16, 2007 1:29 am

Sizzling Lynn wrote:
I've gotten caught smoking pot in my room so many times now. I've gotten caught drinking once.


If my parents ever caught me doing that, I'd probably be living either out on the streets or with my boyfriend until his parents kick me out...

^ ^;
Goodbye, cruel world...
I'm leaving you today
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye...

Goodbye, all you people
There's nothing you can say
To make me change my mind...
Goodbye...


- Pink Floyd (The Wall, 1979)

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