My Religeon

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My Religeon

Postby randyhart » Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:58 pm

Hello everyone I have been a devout member for over five years, based on a Religeon Me and My Fathers (We are all Fathers in our Fatherhood) propheted about I believe it is time to reveal it to You lucky unendowed to wisdom of:

Love United Legion Zarklar!

We Believe(Countless people too many to count) that we are decendants of Space Zarklarians from Zarklar, this info has not been spread over the medium of the internet as it was wiped out a long time ago because the person at the time spreading this joy happened to be Adolf Hitler(In Private Goverment stolen diary entries) which did not go down well obviously

You see Tinton(Or Earth as you call it) is only 666 years old and all along everyone has been fearing this "Number of the beast" when really it represents the Beginning when Zarklars sent their Semi Zarks(Us) Down to this rock we believe is called Tinton.

How do we know this? I have Strong Evidence everything from Spaceparts to Cysts removed and Molar Tissue and using a medium of Runes,Astronomy and self harm

I thought I would just share this anyone need to know how to join us contact Me on this thread smile.gif

"Drink My Friends and Enjoy the astonishing panorama of the end times" (Zarklar Saying)

Further Discussion with for other Zarklarian followers out there can be found here:

http://riseoftheweapons.jconserv.net/index.php
If you want Faith+1 go here:
viewtopic.php?f=22&t=19823&st=0&sk=t&sd=a

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Re: My Religeon

Postby Big-Will » Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:16 am

I'm a Marklar, myself. Marklars are better than Zarklars. :)
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Re: My Religeon

Postby randyhart » Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:28 am

Marklars are actually based on us, I do not know how Matt and Trey found out about us.

Well done Big Will! for not being "Hast Karma" so to say like some less tolorant people of Tinton.
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Re: My Religeon

Postby ShaneHaughey » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:28 am

I am actually a Kalis Minister of the Tseve. Didn't we crush the Zarklar's in the Ten Dison Kan War? Eh, guess I better contact the Pah Fleshing and tell him Ceritia(Our name for this rock) is infected.
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Re: My Religeon

Postby gtaca2005 » Sat Oct 27, 2007 5:51 am

I thought the Zarklars were Buddhists.....
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Re: My Religeon

Postby louisvuittonxo » Thu Jun 19, 2008 11:53 pm

i don't believe in god, i think its all lies,, lmfao
I'm tying between wiccan and Buddhist.
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Re: My Religeon

Postby TheGreen1 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:13 am

Well, any religion eventually goes and gets made fun of by Trey and Matt.
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Re: My Religeon

Postby gtaca2005 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:48 am

I'm an Atheist now.
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Re: My Religeon

Postby Big-Will » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:57 am

Heh, Randy...

Love United Legion Zarklar!
L U L Z!
LULZ!

We were had. :D
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Re: My Religeon

Postby Pip Tweek » Fri Jun 20, 2008 2:58 am

Zarklars? :?:

Zark that.
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Re: My Religeon

Postby nick007 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 3:38 am

I used to be Catholic when I was little went to Catholic school and those people wer some of the biggest hypocrites. Now I just consider myself extremely moral but not to religious
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Re: My Religeon

Postby nick007 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 4:16 am

As Kevin Bloody Wilson said in the Festival Of Life song


Gidday, we're pissed-up testecostacals, I'm Kevin and this is Shirl

We've come to introduce you cunts to a whole new f*ckin' world

We've come to preach the good news, we think it's what you need to hear

We'll show you more fun in five minutes than you've had all f*ckin' year!



Now You, sweetheart, you come with me and I'll teach you how to sin

And Sister Shirl, old sort, 'll suck your sav until your 'ead caves in~

Aw sh*t, your missus just fainted, so we won't bother comin' in

We'll just piss off back to our place-just drop ten bucks in the tin
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

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Re: My Religeon

Postby gtaca2005 » Fri Jun 20, 2008 10:59 am

I don't understand the concept of religion anymore.......

Since I became an Atheist a few days ago, I find it hard that mankind has made it this far with religion still in our lives. It is indoctrinated at birth. But how are we still unable to see that God is a myth? It is unbelievable....

Now, you may be asking your self, "How do you feel so strong about the non-existence of God if you became an Atheist a few days ago?" To that I will give a metaphor:
You are a child who has never been outside because you parents are evil little bastards, and for your whole life, you've been told that the sky is green. One day, you escape and see that the sky is, in fact, blue. Now, do you slowly accept it, or do you realize that you were lied to all along, and that you have just been indoctrinated into the belief that the sky was green? At least from my view, I realize that I've been lied to.

It's not like when you start to believe in God, as you slowly accept him. No, when you realize that God is a lie, you realize it instantly. Put the facts together, see the contradictions in the bible, see how God's morality is sick and twisted. I just don't know how religion made it past the enlightenment.....

Another thing, I'm sick of these extreme right-wing Christians say that America was founded on Christian concepts. Clearly, in the constitution, it separates church and state, and goes out of it's way to say that this is a secular nation.
Proof: http://www.earlyamerica.com/review/summ ... cular.html
I now see why people want "In God We Trust" taken off the money. And even if you believe in God, why does it have to be on the currency of a secular nation? Why is God in the pledge? It makes no sense.
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Re: My Religeon

Postby BRMBug » Fri Jun 20, 2008 6:35 pm

Big-Will wrote:Heh, Randy...

Love United Legion Zarklar!
L U L Z!
LULZ!

We were had. :D

Oh my god, I totally didn't notice that! Image
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Re: My Religeon

Postby Essey » Sun Jun 22, 2008 5:36 pm

Agnostic is the way to go, folks. [:

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