have you ever killed anybody?

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have you ever killed anybody?

Postby wet_farts » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:09 am

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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby vexille » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:12 am

Why? Have you?
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby superiorsavior » Sat Feb 16, 2008 2:33 am

If immaginary things are real, i have a higher killcount than Hitler, Stalin and Buch combined!
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby marvel_freak_42 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:11 am

I have nothing to say.
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby Big-Will » Sat Feb 16, 2008 6:24 am

My farts have not acquired enough potency to kill yet. :(
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby Thunderhorse » Sat Feb 16, 2008 7:00 am

Well...In the video game world, I have more fatalities than Chuck Norris has facts. In the real world, I'm as innocent as Carrot Top.
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby M00ndragon69 » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:08 am

Well, I have thought about killing people who piss me off, but never actually killed any of those people yet, no matter how much they deserve it. If I ever decide to go on a killing spree, I am going to have a pretty big death list..
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby Freddy Fittler » Sat Feb 16, 2008 8:49 am

If looks can kill,i am a mass murderer :twisted: :evil: :twisted:
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby BRMBug » Sat Feb 16, 2008 11:50 am

Big-Will wrote:My farts have not acquired enough potency to kill yet. :(

Mine have. That's why I have to send up some "Test Balloons" and see if anything gets noticed before I let fly. It also helps those around me gain some immunititty to my bottom-air.



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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby superiorsavior » Sat Feb 16, 2008 12:28 pm

Before I was but a tiny sperm, I killed around six million "potential human lives" as the pro-lifers would say, without even trying. Think what I'll do when I do try. And make no mistake; i will try!
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby vexille » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:44 am

As far as computer games go, I have killed and enslaved 100,000s of soldiers and civilians in such such games as Rome: TotalWar and Medieval: TotalWar. And on Playstation 2 and 3, I continue to murder hundreds of people in games like Punisher, Grand Theft Auto, Hitman, and Godfather. I really believe that if it wasn't for video games, I think would be killing people for real.
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby superiorsavior » Sun Feb 17, 2008 12:48 am

Even Video Games can't stop me killing Jack Thompson if he walks into the room with me. On second thoughts, i don't hate retards, they hae a special place in the world; to be laughed at.

I kill people's reputations for a living.
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Sun Feb 17, 2008 2:32 am

In real life...no. In video games, thousands, if not millions have fallen before me. I've also done a fair share of killing here on the BBS. ;)
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby AngusMcTavish » Sun Feb 17, 2008 3:14 am

I was once told by somebody, "Stop, you're killing me!" after a joke, but no, I was unsuccessful.

If, however, you mean anybody as in videogame characters, time, spiders, or just anyone on our infamous "Kill the person above you" game thread, then guilty as charged!

Real-life humans...nope, I could never find it in myself to do so.
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Re: have you ever killed anybody?

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Sun Feb 17, 2008 4:32 am

I haven't actually killed a person, but I play on the kill the person above you thread...and play video games-burnout is a pretty good game, you get to crash into people....

The biggest thing I've killed so far is a turkey, but hopefully at fall I can get me a deer
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