have you ever created a religion?

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have you ever created a religion?

Postby manson fan01 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 1:08 pm

yes.it's mansonism.the god is Marilyn Manson.i'm kind of neutral.i want to be Christian,and a Mansonist.(NOT Satanist.)
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby rusty_caig » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:00 pm

I thought about creating one 1ce so I could get people to give me all their money so I wouldn't have to work a real job but then I realized that's no different than the leaders of most other religions
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby deeedoo » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:06 pm

YEAH!!! Once I tried creating a religion that worships my cats. I even started writing a sacred text. The problem was, I couldn't decide whether to name it Kittyanity or Catnism.
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby BRMBug » Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:18 pm

deeedoo wrote:YEAH!!! Once I tried creating a religion that worships my cats. I even started writing a sacred text. The problem was, I couldn't decide whether to name it Kittyanity or Catnism.

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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby rusty_caig » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:40 pm

We should do like Al Bundy on Married With Children and start the church of NO MA`AM
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby Butterslover21 » Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:48 pm

rusty_caig wrote:We should do like Al Bundy on Married With Children and start the church of NO MA`AM


oh, that would be cool.


well, me and my friend have our own god. his name is stevebob. he's really my brother steven, but we call him stevebob, and my friend decided that we should worship hyim and he should be our god
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby butters kenny » Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:41 pm

ahh your all going to hell............ just kdding i almost did make a relilgion worshiping ''the incrdible super spider jesus'' a figure i made up combiding spider man, super man, the hulk, and jesus.
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby rusty_caig » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:16 am

Least it's better than Family Guy when Peter decides to worship the Fonz
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby superiorsavior » Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:08 am

Trey and matt made their own religion when they became gods :p

But serially, i'd prefer to take over an existing religion (Scientology for example... or christianity :P) and use it to make munny and get power. I want a solid gold temple built in my honor!

Oh, and i need to resurect the ancient Norse religion, it kicks ass! At least i need to make fanart of it :p
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby deeedoo » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:55 pm

Butterslover21 wrote:well, me and my friend have our own god. his name is stevebob. he's really my brother steven, but we call him stevebob, and my friend decided that we should worship hyim and he should be our god


....you worship your brother?
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby Aym_Dand » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:46 pm

I've sort of created my own.

It's relatively simple:

God may or may not exist, so I just live my life as if It doesn't, and when I am faced with a situation over which I require help that goes beyond my own personal means, I pray for help and/or guidance.

If you think about it, our general conception of God is simply the Ideal Human: all-knowing, all-powerful, all-good. So even if God doesn't exist, the idea of concentrating our thoughts and placing them into the context of a more perfect person can be psychologically helpful.
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby iheartmetal666 » Thu Jun 12, 2008 2:59 pm

yes. it worships metal,and the god is Ozzy Osbourne since he basically created metal.
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby triplemultiplex » Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:52 pm

I thought about this briefly based on this scenario:
What if there was a large group of people (like thousands) who thought you were God? And no matter what you said or how many times you told them you weren't a God, they'd just insist that your denial is proof that you are, in fact, a god. They'd be willing to do anything for you based on their belief. Money, power, women (or men); they'd all be yours courtesy of your followers.

Under that scenario, I challenge you not to become a supervillan. Because I think it'd be impossible to not abuse that kind of power for anybody.
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby southpark858 » Fri Jun 13, 2008 8:01 pm

I created a religion about cereal :D ROCK ON CEREAL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: have you ever created a religion?

Postby Aym_Dand » Fri Jun 13, 2008 10:37 pm

triplemultiplex wrote:I thought about this briefly based on this scenario:
What if there was a large group of people (like thousands) who thought you were God? And no matter what you said or how many times you told them you weren't a God, they'd just insist that your denial is proof that you are, in fact, a god. They'd be willing to do anything for you based on their belief. Money, power, women (or men); they'd all be yours courtesy of your followers.

Under that scenario, I challenge you not to become a supervillan. Because I think it'd be impossible to not abuse that kind of power for anybody.


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Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.

Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!

Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!

Brian: Now, f*ck off!

[silence]

Arthur: How shall we f*ck off, O Lord?
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