If you could have 5 wishes...

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Duan Tian Ru
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If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Duan Tian Ru » Tue Jun 24, 2008 6:20 am

Yeah, cheesy question, but it's fun. :) Super hero powers allowed. Oh, and this is a thread for selfish wishes, none of this "world peace" crap.

I'll start!

1. Everything is free for me. Free food, free housing, free clothes, etc.

2. I'd want to speak russian, hindi, italian, french, chinese fluently.

3. I'd want to be Queen of the world, :twisted:

4. I'd want the power to go back in time on my command.

5. I'd want the power to "jump"- (you know, the dumb movie where the kid jumps from jersey all the way to Tokyo? Sweeeet.)

Geez. My mom should have named me "Power Maniac." :-p
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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Aym_Dand » Thu Jun 26, 2008 11:27 pm

I only need three. My roommate from college figured out the ultimate three wishes.

1. I wish that today was the best day of my life in every way.

2. I wish that every subsequent day is better than the day before.

3. I wish to live forever.
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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Hayley B » Fri Jun 27, 2008 2:56 am

1) Wishes to move to Dallas,TX with ease.

2) To have Kay Parker's body. (from Taboo)

3) To have a good man to settle down with.

4) To goto Disneyland or Disney World easily.

5) Have kids.
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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby nick007 » Fri Jun 27, 2008 4:03 am

Aym_Dand wrote:I only need three. My roommate from college figured out the ultimate three wishes.

1. I wish that today was the best day of my life in every way.

2. I wish that every subsequent day is better than the day before.

3. I wish to live forever.



For some rezone this reminds me of the J.C.Penny's catalogs that my mom gets. Every week their saying their having their biggest sale ever but whenever I go, I never find a good bargain. Stupid opinions being allowed in advertising LOL.
Now for My Wishes
#1~ I wish I could find the rite women for me
#2~ I wish that I would be the rite man for her
After that, I wouldn't need the other three
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Duan Tian Ru » Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:17 am

Wow- everyone is like super non-selfish in this forum, o_O. Makes me feel unnaturally evil...
I still remember his oft repeated pronouncement that a man needed a Japanese wife, Chinese food and Scotch whiskey to have a perfect life.

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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Miko hanyou » Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:24 am

Here's Mine,

1) To be attractive and immortal.
2) To be rich as Bill gates.
3) To go Italy and Japan!
4) Learn Italian and Japanese, both writing and language.
5) Live in warm places, like Puerto Rico. I HATE winter.
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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby teh-lolrus » Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:26 am

Duan Tian Ru- Ha. I've got to be the most selfish prick on the BBS, the way I'm going with this...

Hmmm...these may change over time. My selfish wishes [as of this second] are-

1. The power of eternal life for myself and whoever I grant it to

2. The power to kill anyone I wanted at my whim just by thinking up a death for said person, also the power to resurrect anyone from the dead at my whim

3. To have insane talent at whatever I choose

4. To live a relatively decent life but not be too obscenely rich

5. To stay with my amazing boyfriend forever in a state of bliss [ ^ ^; ]
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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Duan Tian Ru » Fri Jun 27, 2008 5:47 am

teh-lolrus wrote:Duan Tian Ru- Ha. I've got to be the most selfish prick on the BBS, the way I'm going with this...

Hmmm...these may change over time. My selfish wishes [as of this second] are-

1. The power of eternal life for myself and whoever I grant it to

2. The power to kill anyone I wanted at my whim just by thinking up a death for said person, also the power to resurrect anyone from the dead at my whim

3. To have insane talent at whatever I choose

4. To live a relatively decent life but not be too obscenely rich

5. To stay with my amazing boyfriend forever in a state of bliss [ ^ ^; ]



LMFAO!!!! Dude you made me laugh so hard one of the stitches in my mouth freaking cut my gum! (I've been on like THE longest trip to recovery from getting my wisdom teeth out). The "whoever I grant it to" and resurrection part was what did it for me. I'd do that to like really good people too- like Gandhi would've been a good idea, or... Trey Parker and Matt Stone! Then we'd never run out of SP episodes, yaaaay. Okay that was dumb on my part but still. Maybe I'd give eternal life to my parents and grandparents... I don't think I could handle any of them dying. Actually my whole damn family...

I was worried 'cause everyone posted really clever and sweet wishes and I'm like the only one who wants to dominate the world. Like Aym-Dand's three wishes, all he's asking is for eternal happiness- that's so unselfish it just makes me want to hit my head against the wall. That's something Butters would wish for, :p That and to eat at Bennigan's every day. :lol:
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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby butters kenny » Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:48 pm

teh-lolrus wrote:Duan Tian Ru-

1. The power of eternal life for myself and whoever I grant it to

2. The power to kill anyone I wanted at my whim just by thinking up a death for said person, also the power to resurrect anyone from the dead at my whim
[ ^ ^; ]


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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby nick007 » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:28 am

I've got another one. This is kina odd and may be offensive.

Have Hitler cloned and raised here in the US and run and win the presidential elections under the Prohibition party.

Speaking of Hitler. I ordred this a cuple days ago

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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Sizzling Lynn » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:41 am

1) All aspects of the hemp plant to be legalized internationally
2) Finish all my fics and get my novel published
3) Be bilingual (that second language being Japanese)
4) Have my band go on a tour all over the world (which includes home [Canada], the U.S, Japan, Europe and Australia)
5) Have an unlimited amount of even more wishes :mrgreen:


And nick, I don't agree with your post but hey: this is a forum. It might as well be North America (meaning everyone has the right to post their own opinion). As long as you don't start recruiting anyone like Cartman in Passion of the Jew, I don't mind all that much.
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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby nick007 » Sat Jun 28, 2008 2:50 am

I do not agree with what he did but he was a masterful leader. If he would run for Prohibition party and tried to exterminate drugs, alcohol and stuff like that instead of people, I couldn't imagine a person more qualified.

Last thing I want is like Passion of the Jew because I think if you have to mob to get what you want, it's not worth having. Best way to get things changed is by working with-in the system
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Duan Tian Ru » Sat Jun 28, 2008 9:29 am

...... :shock: Dude what the hell?!?!
I still remember his oft repeated pronouncement that a man needed a Japanese wife, Chinese food and Scotch whiskey to have a perfect life.

-Martha Nemes Fried
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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby nick007 » Sun Jun 29, 2008 1:15 am

I can dream LOL and the rezone I ordered that is because I'm sort of a small knife collector. I have a StarTrek Klingon Batleth and Klingon knife. I also have the Jackal blade knife that was featured on StarTrek Nemesis and it was on an ep of Buffy the Vampire Slayer(got an excellent deal for the limited gold edition one on E`bay) and I have the Mortal-Kombat Raptor
If I had the chance
I'd ask the world to dance
And I'll be dancing with myself

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Re: If you could have 5 wishes...

Postby Mr. Hat_DX27 » Mon Jun 30, 2008 10:34 pm

5 wishes, eh? Well, I'm not really the kinda person who really asks for a lot, but I think I can come up with some stuff.

1: That all my far-off friends could live a lot closer together. We'd all just be one big happy bunch of people then!
2: That a lot of the people I know, both on/offline didn't have to put up with some of the things/people that they have to, well, put up with. XD
3: To get more into either voice acting and/or score composing for cartoons/anime and/or video games. It's always seemed like something cool that I'd enjoy doing.
4: That my vision didn't suck so bad. Not being able to drive is quite a pain.
5: This one's a bit personal, but I really wish I had some of the courage that other people I know seem to have, and wasn't such a f*cking nervous wreak IRL, and could better talk to my parents about sh*t. This has been a problem with me for years now and I can't seem to get out of it.

Might not be the most ambitious list ever, but, oh well.
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