who's an antichrist?

[pdfsmail]

I thought if you believed in the Antichrist you had to believe in Christ first? Well I'm not worried about it, There is supposed to be one, and i cant change the future if it's predestined, i don't think. Reading stuff from the bible the Antichrist appears to originate from Europe, but don't hold me to that one. Guess the only way to find out is to wait and see who it is and when / where.

[Big-Will]

I thought if you believed in the Antichrist you had to believe in Christ first?

Yes, but the Antichrist is also supposed to be charming enough to convince non-believers that he is, in fact, Christ. Once he accomplishes this, the one-world, one-economy, one-government, one-religion empire the Antichrist would be working one will be complete, but some televangelists say that empire will last only five months.

[pdfsmail]

I wonder if the Antichrist will know that he/she is the Antichrist? I don't like the uni-world empire idea anyway so I probably wouldn't like her/him. Everyone is entitled to their own culture

[BRMBug]

I keep wanting to answer this thread with "Your Mom". :/

[MaxwellsSilverHammer]

I keep wanting to answer this thread with "Your Mom". :/

You would.

And as for 99% of celebrities being the Antichrist.. yeah, I can see where you get that, Lolrus. *too lazy to go back and quote all that* But.. but.. Sufjan Stevens has to be in that 1%!! Or I'll cry!

*cries anyway*

It's really creepy in Wal-Mart, though. Yesterday, my friends and I went to the one close to my house, and we had a hell of a time trying to find an aisle that was Hannah-Montana-free. I still stand by my case that she's the devil, trying to suck all the money out of you so she can use it for.. the ultimate purpose..

o.o

[Pip Tweek]

Pontius Pilate

[superiorsavior]

the Antichrist is also supposed to be charming enough to convince non-believers that he is, in fact, Christ

JESUS IS THE ANTICHRIST! He sure convinced a lot of people he was teh christ. Pontious Pilot was the real christ XD

Well, i suppose i convinced a hella load of people i'm the christ, and i'm one charming mo'fo. Does that mean I'm the second coming of the antichrist?

Everyone is entitled to their own culture

Especially the Devil, who's culture needs to take place over the whole world :p

his favorite music is death/black metal

OMG NOOOOOOO! Kill him now before he causes the Metapocylipse :p

Maybee KTS is the antichrist? And S_J is jesus LOL

[Michaeloptv]

Jesus Is not the Anti-Christ!
We are trying to find the true "Satan".

I don't believe it was PP either..

What about bringing back DAMIEN!!

[pdfsmail]

Damien!

Funny he should come up considering he was on tv here last night.. lol did anyone ever notice on that episode that when damien knocks butters off the jungle jim that butters doesn't sound like butters... aaah like one of the girls lol

Well... Damien travels around alot and is human in appearance, who knows where he is now?

[superiorsavior]

Viacom. It's pretty clear why.

[Hippyhater9]

the anti-christ is the person who decided to market soy bean juice as "milk". everyone knows that MILK comes from mammals. STOP ADVERTISING SOY AS A "MILK" PRODUCT!
YOUR OFFENDING THE MOO! COWS.

[Gino]

Well, if I have to choose (Don't believe in The Big Fairy Tales book, And the stuff in it): Bill Gates. no doubt...

[superiorsavior]

South park. I have evidence! http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/s ... nity/sign/

[OrangeWarrior]

BARRACK OBAMA is the antichrist.

You and my dad both.

No, ifffffff there is an antichrist, I don't believe it'll be a politician.

Dude it would totally be a politician. But Marval Freak it's so totally Buch not Obama.

[jewish pride]

how can you even ask? and you call yourselves sp fans? kyle broflovski is the antichrist! cause he's a jew and doesnt believe in jesus, it makes perfect sense