Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:49 pm

Just_Jackie wrote:If you do anal sex the wrong way, it can result in something called a "fistula", which is basicly a rip in the wall of the anus. In the event of a fistula, semen, feces and anything else that enters into the rectum, and has the ability to drip..can end up in the vagina. In the event of semen, this does open up the posssibility of pregnancy.


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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby pdfsmail » Tue Nov 11, 2008 2:26 pm

Didn't you listen in Go GOD Go?

Its having buttsex with each other that causes evolution... So you must be able to get pregnant that way... Just like Mr./Ms. Garrison taught us that day.

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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby Aym_Dand » Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:43 pm

Well, I would think if the girl is on all fours, and the dude cums in her ass, and she remains in all fours and lets it drip out for some reason, gravity could take it from there and some of it could slide into the baby factory.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby Pip Tweek » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:18 pm

...so as we've learned, boys and girls, there are many ways to get pregnant through anal buttsex.* This is why you should always practice safe sex even if you're doing it in the bunghole.


* Also, one of the partners has to be a chick.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby superiorsavior » Tue Nov 11, 2008 7:40 pm

I suppose it depends on weather it's a guy and a gurl having buttsex... or a guy and a guy doing butsex. If the latter got pregnant we'd be in an Arnold Schwarzaneger film.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Nov 11, 2008 10:37 pm

Pip Tweek wrote:...so as we've learned, boys and girls, there are many ways to get pregnant through anal buttsex.* This is why you should always practice safe sex even if you're doing it in the bunghole...


...and make sure you cum in her face instead.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby superiorsavior » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:04 am

But can you get her pregnant if you come in her face? Maybe if you made her try and cum in your face, you'd reduce pregnancy rates. If you came in her ear you'd make a strange kind of breech birth where the babby grows inside the woman's ear canall (FACT that this happens. in fiction.).
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby morganmarch » Wed Nov 12, 2008 1:46 am

*Ahem* No; And I know that one first hand....
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby superiorsavior » Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:55 am

Chuck Norris can get you pregnant through anal sex.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby BRMBug » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:20 am

Chuck Norris can get a woman pregnant from across the continent.

Well imo, a guy should always cover himself when drilling someone in the butt in any case. I mean there's doo in there. Plus, if she's Mexican, there's the chance of getting an errant Jalapeno seed in the pee hole.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby superiorsavior » Thu Nov 13, 2008 6:13 pm

Wouldn't the spicey stuff have already been digested out? If not those things must be hell to push out.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby BRMBug » Thu Nov 13, 2008 9:11 pm

Whole seeds don't usually get digested.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby coffeeguy9 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 1:36 am

Is this thread neccessary? At all?
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby Just_Jackie » Fri Nov 14, 2008 2:17 am

No more or less necessary than any other OT thread.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby SouthParkSoul » Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:12 am

Well, unless your sperm cells were ready to run a marathon though your tubes backwards...no. And as for that fistula... thats a big rip.
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