Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby bumpa » Fri Nov 14, 2008 3:33 am

because u have 2 no u
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby BRMBug » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:26 am

coffeeguy9 wrote:Is this thread neccessary? At all?

No. But it's entertaining.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby gtaca2005 » Fri Nov 14, 2008 6:31 am

coffeeguy9 wrote:Is this thread neccessary? At all?

Where have you been?! :shock:

Anyway, no it's not. BUT, it's an adult board?... :|
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby SouthParks#1Fan » Fri Nov 14, 2008 7:58 am

Lol i ask a question like a week ago, and i thought no one would answer and just call me a f*ck head, But, wow look at this. Any way i asked my Ceals teacher *sex ed teacher* this here question and i got sent to the guidance officer then the office. What kind of world do we live in?
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby superiorsavior » Fri Nov 14, 2008 5:38 pm

I thought her job was to answer *any* questions you might have on sex. You should've asked the couinciler the same question.

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You yet live? You still have green mod text on your name :p

I think my sister performed this expereent and got a positive result :o
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby MEPT72 » Tue Nov 18, 2008 3:04 am

A disturbing scenario: if you cum in a girl's mouth and she quickly goes down on another girl... You could make someone pregnant with out ever sleeping with them.
No Birth control method is 100%, Not condoms, not the pill, not pulling out, jellies etc. Not even abstinence, at least if the catholics are right.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby Just_Jackie » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:49 am

MEPT72 wrote: Not even abstinence, at least if the catholics are right.


Excuse me?

How exactly does one get pregnant via abstinence?

If you can I'll be pissed. I've been living like a nun all through my college years for nothing!
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby Big-Will » Tue Nov 18, 2008 8:48 am

MEPT72 wrote:Not even abstinence, at least if the catholics are right.

No, the Catholics say abstinence is the only proven way not to get pregnant. If they're wrong, there should be a LOT of unexplained pregnancies and births.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby angeldeb82 » Tue Nov 18, 2008 6:25 pm

Big-Will wrote:
MEPT72 wrote:Not even abstinence, at least if the catholics are right.

No, the Catholics say abstinence is the only proven way not to get pregnant. If they're wrong, there should be a LOT of unexplained pregnancies and births.


Um, I thought Catholics only use the birth control method called "rhythm", am I right?
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby MEPT72 » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:48 pm

Virgin Mary, Catholics believe she was virgin her whole life etc, so she was abstinant, and yet, still got pregnant.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby Big-Will » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:53 pm

angeldeb82 wrote:
Big-Will wrote:
MEPT72 wrote:Not even abstinence, at least if the catholics are right.

No, the Catholics say abstinence is the only proven way not to get pregnant. If they're wrong, there should be a LOT of unexplained pregnancies and births.


Um, I thought Catholics only use the birth control method called "rhythm", am I right?

Well, there is that, but who ever does natural birth control? Artificial is so much more convenient. But yes, for Catholics there are abstinence and the natural rhythm method.

MEPT72 wrote:Virgin Mary, Catholics believe she was virgin her whole life etc, so she was abstinant, and yet, still got pregnant.

And by a god, no less! The pagan connotations are too obvious to ignore.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby MEPT72 » Tue Nov 18, 2008 7:55 pm

Therefore if no contraceptive method works, might as well just go bareback and sleep around. If you get pregnant sue southpark it's their fault for providing this forum and not stopping me from giving such bad advice.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby Reconsummation » Thu Nov 20, 2008 4:18 am

Rofl, no.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby IneedBoutTREEFIDDY » Fri Nov 21, 2008 4:21 pm

So I thought to myself "Hey I haven't been to SPS in a long time, I think I'll go check it out, what's the worst that could happen?"

And then I stumbled upon this topic.
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Re: Can you get pregnant by Anal Sex?

Postby superiorsavior » Fri Nov 21, 2008 5:58 pm

Speaking of God; can HE get women pregnant by humping their rear?
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