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Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Wii fit man » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:37 am

^Look at the title. here's one between Me, ShaneHaughey, Jay C, O'Brien (Posted in 2007) Kmac, and at one point someone not from here.

Kmac=Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work.

O'brien=O'Brien

me= Austin

Shanehaughey=Shaners

Jay C= james james

Someone you don't know= DISNEY HOR

Here it is:



Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
spanish and math
Shaners says:
Sath?
Austin says:
69?
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I know I will die
Austin says:
When did I get here...?
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
just now
Shaners says:
I just invited you.
Austin says:
HEY JAMES IS HERE TOO

DISNEY HOR has left the conversation.

Austin says:
....
Austin says:
As soon as I come...does she hate me or something?
Shaners says:
Yesh, James is here but likely busy.
Austin says:
Does she though?
James James says:
I'm here!
Austin says:
Heh, I forgot to add OB on this account.
Austin says:

Shaners says:
Jamesy, wassup?
Austin says:
I wish Schan were here though.
O'Brien says:
Schan got bitchslapped by a 13-hour shift
Austin says:
..........I just realized OB's MSN name isn't wfg_blacktop
Austin says:
That sucks D:
Shaners says:

Shaners says:
Schan is mah ho.
Austin says:
WHAT THE HELL IS A BLACKOP
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
poor schan
Austin says:
SCHAN IS EVERYONE'S HO
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
shut up wii ><
O'Brien says:
Black op = Black operation, as in covert
Austin says:
MINE, JAMES, KMACS, SHANES, EMILY, ETC
Austin says:
OH
James James says:
I read that as blacktop
Austin says:
I've had him on contact since May and never noticed XD
Austin says:
dead convos are gay.
Shaners says:
I'm still very happy about the game.
Austin says:
.game?
Austin says:
FOOTBALL?
Shaners says:
Washington beat USC even though USC was favored by one bajillion zillion points.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I LOST THE GAME
Austin says:
WATCHING SPORTZ IS BORING
Austin says:
YOU SUCK KMAC
Shaners says:
Washington won the game. Everyone else lost.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
;p
Shaners says:
Except for me.
Shaners says:
Because I'm fucking smexy.
Austin says:
You always lose, Shane.
Austin says:
And fatness ain't attractive.
O'Brien says:
USC lost? My grand parents must be suffering heart attacks now
Shaners says:
They won 16-13. I won 49-0.
Shaners says:
Yes, OB.
Shaners says:
They won 16-13, kicking a FG with 00:07 left.
Austin says:
Shane lost 0-99999999999999999999999999999999999
Shaners says:
USC wept
Shaners says:
Washington fans stormed the field and, I bet, a massive orgy ensued.
Austin says:
And so did Shane. Losing by that much sucks ass.
Austin says:
I imagine.
Austin says:
the mascot was the best orgy-er
Austin says:

Shaners says:
If they cut to the field right now, there would be 20,000-75,000 fans f*cking.
Austin says:
And the mascot is f*cking 8888 of them at the same time
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
a game isn't that much to be excited about -_-
Austin says:
I knowz, I didn't even know it existed
Shaners says:
You know what Kmac? It is to some people, so shut up. -_-
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
no
Austin says:
-__- IS an awesom emote
Shaners says:
I mean, I'm f*cking happy right now and I can't even talk about it with you people.<_<
James James says:
WHY
James James says:
WHY NOT
James James says:
TELL US
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
that's right
James James says:
FAGGOT
James James says:
YOU'RE GAY AREN'T YOU
James James says:
THAT'S WHY YOU'RE HAPPY
Austin says:
HEY JAMES, HE WASN'T WATCHING SOCCER
James James says:
WE DON'T DISCRIMINATE
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
just because we can't talk about teh gamez
Austin says:
HE WAS WATCHING FOOOTBALL
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
*rugby
Shaners says:
You think I give a f*ck about 90% of the sh*t you ever talk about, Kmac? No. But I go, "Oh, cool." or, "Why?"
Austin says:
RUGBY IS FOR DOUCHY BRITISH PEOPLE
Austin says:
SHANE'S BEING A TROLL1111111111111111111ONEONE111111111111!!1
Austin says:
^KIDDING
Austin says:
OF COURSE
O'brien says:
Sports affects people's way of thinking, which doesn't always, but can affect everyone else. There are people out there who want to kill me or not talk to me because I choose to care nothing for sports. I don't get upset with facts, then numbers, then a certain group. Everything about them is disturbing to me. Thanks for letting me explain......
Austin says:
OB MADE A LONG POST IN AN MSN CONVO, SMITE HIM
Austin says:
YOU CAN'T BE SMART IN THESE CONVOS OB.
Austin says:
DIDN'T YOU GET THE MEMO?
James James says:
I like sports
O'Brien says:
I only used a quote from Neils
Shaners says:
That was the joke, Austin.
James James says:
I want to get a t-shirt that proves it!
Austin says:
IT STILL SOUNDS SMART
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
:p
Shaners says:
I shall buy you a Washington jersey.
Austin says:
I KNOW
Austin says:
...REDSKINS?
Shaners says:
No.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
rednecks?
Shaners says:
Washingting Huskies.
Austin says:
JUST A QUESTION, WHAT SPORT ARE WE TALKING ABUT?
Shaners says:
College Football
O'Brien says:
Football
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
rugby :p
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
with padding!
O'Brien says:
Everyone knows that football season is active in America
Austin says:
FOOTBALL JAMES
Shaners says:
Kmac, is 1-3 all done now?
Austin says:
NOT SOCCER, YOU BRITISH BASTARD

DISNEY HOR has been added to the conversation.

James James says:
f*ck you, faggot
Austin says:
I WOULD
Shaners says:
I like all sports. There.
DISNEY HOR says:
wait what!
DISNEY HOR says:
I LIKE DANCE
DISNEY HOR says:
YES THAT IS A SPORT FUCK YOU
Shaners says:
[dance]
DISNEY HOR says:
XD
Austin says:
JAMES, PLEASE DO FUCK ME
DISNEY HOR says:
whos James James
James James says:
wut
James James says:
I am
Austin says:
JAMES JAMES IS GOD
Shaners says:
James is James.
Shaners says:
The great James.
James James says:
can't you bloody read
DISNEY HOR says:
...
DISNEY HOR says:
jesus christ
DISNEY HOR says:
I just asked a question
Austin says:
^IS JAMES' SON
Austin says:
WE'RE NOT MAD
DISNEY HOR says:
...
DISNEY HOR says:
whatever
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
Shaners: Kmac, is 1-3 all done now? you said you didn't care about 90% what I said. Is this part of the 90%?
Austin says:
CALM DOWN CUPCAKE, YOU'RE SCARING ME
Austin says:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Shaners says:
Yes. It is about 90% of that 90%.
O'Brien says:
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
DISNEY HOR says:
...Im not cupcake marie
James James says:
it seems that somebody can;t take a joke
O'Brien says:
OWNED!
James James says:
OPEN UP YOUR EARS YOUNGIN

DISNEY HOR has left the conversation.

James James says:
AUSTIN SHALL ACT AS MY SHIMON~
Austin says:
.........WHO IS SHE?
James James says:
...
James James says:
I was about to give a wild speech D:
James James says:
INVITE HER BACK IN
Austin says:
JAMES SHALL ACT AS MY SEXTOY
Austin says:
AS SCHAN IS NOT HERE
Shaners says:
She doesn't want back in.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I thought you lost your wii though
Austin says:
WHO IS SHE?
O'Brien says:
PoisonSinger333
Austin says:
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Austin says:
I THOUGHT THAT WAS IVY'S WIFEY
James James says:
INVITE
James James says:
INVITE
O'Brien says:
She gets upset easily
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
you can't has sex toy if yer missing yer wii
Shaners says:
She doesn't want back in.
James James says:
ugh
Austin says:
NOT MY PENIS, MY GAME SYSTEM
Austin says:
*RAEPS
James James says:
she obviously does not carry the soul of a man, a burning soul and spirit!

John has been added to the conversation.

Austin says:
YAH!
Shaners says:
Yo.
O'Brien says:
Hi
Austin says:
ONLY MEN AND KMAC (SAME THING:p ) CARRY IT
John says:
O.o.
O'Brien says:
What about God though?
James James says:
is this who I am to speak to?
James James says:
oh, no >O
Austin says:
GOD IS JAMES
Austin says:
SO HE HAS IT
O'Brien says:
I don't bow to James though
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
He bows to himself in a mirror
Austin says:
THEN YOU'RE COMMITING BLASTPHEMY
O'Brien says:
So be it
John says:
penis?
Austin says:
EAT HOLY WATER, YOU SON OF A BITCH
James James says:
O'Brien says:
I don't bow to James though

James James says:
IDIOT
Austin says:
*jAMES' PEE*
James James says:
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM!?
O'Brien says:
You can't drink a liquid, fool!
James James says:
I AM THE SILENCER OF CRYING CHILDREN!
Austin says:
KAMINA REFERENCE
O'Brien says:
*eat
O'Brien says:
Oppps
Austin says:
YES JAMES. I KNOW WHAT THAT IS
O'Brien says:
I can silence crying children too
James James says:
MY SPIRIT BURNS WITH THE PASSION OF A THOUSAND SUNS, CONSUMING THE HATRED AND CONTEMPT OF THE WORLD
Austin says:
WITH AN AXE
Austin says:
YOU NAUGHTY BOY
Austin says:
I LOVE JAMES
James James says:
AND INSTEAD FILLING YOU ALL WITH THE LOVE THAT ONLY A BURNING SPIRIT CAN GIVE
Austin says:
BECAUSE HE'S A SEXY GOD 8D
James James says:
I AM JAMES JAMES, WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
James James says:
[also MY BROTHER IS DEAD]
Austin says:
YOU'RE NOT KAMINA
Austin says:
BUT YOU ARE GOD
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
please stop the all caps -_-
Austin says:
no.
Shaners says:
OH WHY, IT BOTHERS YOU?
Shaners says:
YOU MEAN THIS BOTHERS YOU?
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
a bit:p
John says:
PENIS
Shaners says:
WELL, I GUESS WE SHOULD STOP, RIGHT?
Austin says:
i always will use caps.
Shaners says:
I MEAN, IT BOTHERS KMAC.
Shaners says:
I'll stop.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
not much but verrrrrrry little
Austin says:
WHO CARES
James James says:
I need to practice my Kamina-fu
Austin says:
It's God's decision
Austin says:
James? What do you think?

Shaners has left the conversation.

Austin says:
OH MY GOD, I KILLED THE CONVO!
Austin says:
Dammit, I hate it when people don't tell me I'm irritating them =/
John says:
You play Wii Fit
John says:
That's irritating enough
John says:
:p
Austin says:
JDSHFLSDH
Austin says:
^No, THAT'S annoying.
John says:
...good point
O'Brien says:
This is the punishment for killing chats: http://z3.invisionfree.com/South_Park_U ... &p=1669308
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
nice avy
O'Brien says:
Emily thought so too
James James says:
I'm speaking to other people
James James says:
so I may unexpectedly stop speaking for like 2 minutes
Austin says:
That's not punishment, you lying bastard.
James James says:
and what? What to I think about what?
O'brien says:
Yes it is; when you kill chats, you must make up for it by making posts on SPU
James James says:
what if you don't make posts on SPU
James James says:
?
James James says:
huh?
Austin says:
I would haqve already, but I was too lazy to get to it
James James says:
Why don't you tell me *that*, wise guy!?
James James says:
See!
James James says:
You don't have all the answers!
O'Brien says:
Shane rapes everyone who doesn't post at SPU WAAf
James James says:
I'm getting out of here!
James James says:
Jumping ship!
James James says:
Blowing the joint!
James James says:
Blowing this popsickle stand!
Austin says:
..........quit while you're almost ahead
James James says:
[zoid]
O'brien says:
*Shoots James in the back of the head while he's middle talking*
Austin says:
Then Shane rapes his dead body?
O'brien says:
That's right
James James says:
middle talking!?
Austin says:
Aw....sweet love.

Shaners has been added to the conversation.

James James says:
I'm coming from beyond the grabe to question your words!
O'brien says:
ALL HAIL SHANE!
James James says:
not you Shane
James James says:
I'LL HAUNT THE sh*t OUT OF YOU IF I DON'T GET AN ANSWER
Shaners says:
???????????--??????????
O'Brien says:
James has become insane
Austin says:
Hey, everyone, you guysssssssssssss
James James says:
D: have not
Austin says:
He already was.
James James says:
now excuse me
James James says:
my teeth are itching and I feel the need to drink some urine
John says:
Posting at SPU
Austin says:
And eat some poop?
James James says:
wut
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
ugh I feel ill
Shaners says:
Sad.
James James says:
well dear
James James says:
have some urine!
Austin says:
YOU CAUGHT SHANES VIRUS
James James says:
It's fresh!
Shaners says:
Maybe it is swine flu.
Austin says:
He's infected with Whale-itis
James James says:
OINK OINK
James James says:
PIGGY
James James says:
SQUEAL FOR ME
Austin says:
No, it's whale flu.
James James says:
It's faggot-flu
John says:
"And this is exactly what Kenny would do - stand here and do nothing!"
Austin says:
From who?
James James says:
caught from the homosexual tree
Austin says:
Someone grew of the homosexual tree.
Austin says:
*off

John has left the conversation.

James James says:
HEY GUYS
James James says:
HEY GUYS
James James says:
LOOKAMEEE
Austin says:
JVM DITCHED US
Austin says:
BASTARD
Austin says:
*Looks away from james*
Shaners says:
He'll be back. They always come back.
James James says:
They'll miss American television
Austin says:
Except Schan. He leaves to go flip people off through the phone at work.
James James says:
f*ck WE NEED MORE SIMPSONS FAGS HERE
James James says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WerwIyly ... re=related This is amazing
O'Brien says:
Simpsons used to be cool
James James says:
yeah
Austin says:
OB....how did you do that?
James James says:
but it's still cool to recite quotes
O'Brien says:
Do what, change my pic?
Austin says:
"Well kids, you tried hard and failed. the lesson is, never try."
James James says:
"Let's go home!
James James says:
"We ARE home."
James James says:
"That was fast..."
Austin says:
No...you typed a message, and on my screen it said you'd just signed in
O'Brien says:
*shrug* Your MSN must be f*cking up
James James says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbCHWbWz ... re=related <--- Slayer fans must listen to this
Austin says:
As always?
O'Brien says:
......I bent my Wookie
James James says:
"Jeremy's... Iron..."
James James says:
brb gonna go retune songs
Austin says:
NO
Austin says:
IF YOU LEAVE, YOU CAN NEVER COME BACK
O'Brien says:
Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird,” and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does *that* do me?
James James says:
"Outta my way, I'm Dick Tracy! Take that, Prune Face!"
James James says:
"Now I'm Prune Face! Take that Dick Tracy!"
James James says:
"Now I'm Prune Tracy, take that--"
Austin says:
I have a whole page of Homer quotes here somewhere
O'Brien says:
Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
religion is already slain
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
friendship? what friends?
James James says:
This book doesn't have any answers!
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
family? meh
James James says:
MIIIIILLLLLLLLHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Austin says:
KMAC IS MILHOUSE
James James says:
WHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTTTTT!?!?!?
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
whut
James James says:
[i thiiiiink heeee's at neeeeeeeeellllsoooooooons~!]
Austin says:
James is Bart :3
James James says:
WHOOOOOOOOOO'S NEEEEEEEELLLLSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOONNN!?!!?
Austin says:
Oh, i saw that one yesterday!
James James says:
XD
James James says:
I love that episode!
Austin says:
Meh too.
James James says:
wut
Austin says:
Me too.
James James says:
ohh~
James James says:
'kay, now I'm gonna go mess with song tunings! XD
Austin says:
NO
O'Brien says:
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
James James says:
I'm still here you phaggot
James James says:
Do I ever! It's been three months and I STILL think I'm a chicken!
James James says:
"I'm a chicken, Marge!"
James James says:
"It's old-man Winters!"
James James says:
"Get out of here, you crummy... season..."
O'Brien says:
I’ll be back! You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I’m back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies!!!!!!!!!! WAAf
James James says:
ahah Oh my God, Forbidden's "Forbidden Evil" in B tuning
James James says:
this will be amazing
James James says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVvB03j ... re=related 2:36 sounds evil as f*ck
Shaners says:
"Trick or Treat, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Devil"

- I love tht title.
Austin says:
I love you.
Shaners says:
[mwa]
James James says:
If I ever have my own show and do an episode on homosexuality
Austin says:
WFM WILL NOT BE IN IT
James James says:
I'm gonna call it "Homosexuality - Or, how I learned to love the bone"
James James says:
NO STEALING
Austin says:
I'M GONNA GO WRITE A SLASH FIC ABOUT THAT
Austin says:
MUHAHAHAHA
Shaners says:
SO GUYS, WHO KNOWS THE MOVIE TITLE I PARODIED WITH THAT FIC TITLE?
Austin says:
NO ONE KNOWS
Austin says:
OR CARES
James James says:
Strangelove
James James says:
~
Shaners says:
THEY SHOULD KNOW, VERY FAMOUS MOVIE.
Shaners says:
JAMES WINS
James James says:
GENTLEMEN YOU CAN'T FIGHT HERE
Austin says:
James loses.
Shaners says:
[oral] FOR YOU
James James says:
THIS IS THE WAR ROOM
James James says:
w00t
Austin says:
Ha, I won't give it to him orally *D
Austin says:
*8D
O'Brien says:
Viewing YouTube upload
Austin says:
I KILL CONVO
O'Brien says:
Now REPENT! http://z3.invisionfree.com/South_Park_U ... &p=1671059
James James says:
brb food
Austin says:
JUST SO YOU KNOW, IF BUTTERS DIES YOU WILL f*cking DIE
O'Brien says:
Where's Shane.... and Bri?
Austin says:

Austin says:
Dunno
O'Brien says:
Dead chat is dead..... dead forum is dead
Austin says:
Dead mom is dead.
Austin says:
I just posted as well.]
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I hate my boobs D: HATEEEE
Austin says:
THERE SHE IS!
O'Brien says:
Get plastic surgery then
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
it wouldn't be pastic surgery
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
it's removal not addinging
James James says:
back
James James says:
with soup and bread
Austin says:

James James says:
and Forbidden Evil in B tuning >D
Austin says:
*Goes to get foodstuffs for myself*
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
it's called a bilateral mastectomy
Austin says:
*Got food*
Shaners says:
Back
Austin says:
At the same time as me? Copyer.
Shaners says:
I have taco pizza
Austin says:
I had a burger....'
Austin says:

O'Brien says:
I will eventually have steaks
Austin says:
I'LL GET MORE FOOD! JUST YOU WAIT!
O'Brien says:
I think everyone named Leopold must die
Austin says:
YOU DIE
Austin says:
MY COMPUTER'S SO f*cking SLOW KNMHGEFJK;SHDFS
O'Brien says:
......I wonder what happened to Uncle Jimbo's real dad?
Austin says:
...he started flying;crashed into a brick wall.
O'Brien says:
How do you know this?
Austin says:
I do.
Austin says:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MY COMPUTER?!:Cartmansopissedoffrightnow:
Austin says:
Dammit
Austin says:
It didn't work D:
Shaners says:

Austin says:
GOD, WHY IS THIS PIECE OF sh*t SO SLOW!!!!!!!??!?!
James James says:
quit complaining~
Austin says:
IT FREEZES EVENWHEN I'M NOT LOADING ANYTHING!
James James says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lEL6-Su5 ... re=related damn it I love these so much
O'Brien says:
NSFW: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOcwwLww92w [laugh]
O'Brien says:
It's been sometime since Shane found anything for us on YouTube -.-
Shaners says:
If you used your great memory, you'd know I can't go on YT on this comp as I have told you multiple times.
O'Brien says:
Really? Let me check
James James says:
welp
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
why cant you?/ slow net?
O'Brien says:
Actually Shane, you never said anything about your inability to go to YT at all. I checked all of my chat logs
Austin says:
My net is slow, too.
James James says:
XD
Shaners says:
Then check your IMs.
And it isn't 'net. I have fast internet. It is my 1999 computer that has 1,815 viruses and is royally slow. And I have no audio.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:

Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
download an audio thing
Austin says:
My computer has been here since 2003.
Austin says:
It has like 3000 viruses
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
advast
Shaners says:
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says (6:45 PM):

download an audio thing

- "DER, I R IGNOR HALF OF UR SENTENCE, DAWG."
James James says:
my laptop has been here since 2008
James James says:
I run a daily virus scan
Austin says:
I run one weekl.
Austin says:
*weekly
Austin says:
Still have them.
Shaners says:
So do I. That is how I keep up to date with all mah super viruses.XD I've used this comp maybe one year total.
James James says:
YO DAWG I HERD U LIKE IGNORIN SO WE PUT SOME IGNORANCE IN YOUR IGNORANCE SO YOU CAN IGNORE WHILE YOU IGNORE
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I need to scan mine more often
O'Brien says:
Any IMs you've sent me also don't have any mention of YT, Shane
O'Brien says:
Shane's faulty memory is faulty
Shaners says:
OBs IM history must fail then, since I know that I've said it to him.
Shaners says:
Because he sent me a YT link almost imemdiately afterward.
Shaners says:
Regardless, one wonders why OB likes to argue such a retarded issue.
O'Brien says:
Because there is nothing to talk about
James James says:
he has a point
James James says:
wait
Shaners says:
And it makes Shane wonder why it is that everytime something good happens, he comes online and 85% of it becomes sapped away.XD
James James says:
[zoid]
Austin says:
How about how Shane's gonna get a proposal..
Austin says:
never.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
good never lasts...
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
only pain
Austin says:
EMO
James James says:
CUT YOUR f*cking WRISTS
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:

Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
lol
Shaners says:
Go emo, Kmac.
James James says:
i like how Austin's writing is underlined
James James says:
it kind of gives the whole insult an added strength
Austin says:
You just like me altogether. <3
James James says:
we're not that close yet boy
O'Brien says:
Life is pain. Life is only pain. We're all taught to believe in happy fairytale endings. But there's only blackness. Dark, depressing loneliness that eats at your soul.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
Shaners: Go emo, Kmac. I shall
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
soul?
O'Brien says:
Who needs that kind of Barbie love, anyway? Everyone's just walking around like a bunch of conforminsts. Go ahead and wear your business suits so you can make thirty-four thousand dollars a year to buy your condominium. They're all zombies racing to their graves. Love didn't work for my mom and dad. Why should it work for me?
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
what's a soul?
O'Brien says:
My dad is such an assh*le. Drunken bastard doesn't even know I exist. But then he won't let me go to the Skinny Puppy concert because my heroine-addict aunt is coming over for dinner. [takes a puff] Dinner? That's a laugh. Just an excuse for my mom to bitch at me for not wearing girly clothes like all the Britney Spears wannabes at this school.
Austin says:
"They're just like that couple from titantic! Only no one dies!"
O'Brien says:
They're all a bunch of Nazi conformists cheerleaders.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
copy paste much?
O'Brien says:
Drowning alone, I gasp for air.
Coldness creeps over pale skin.
There is sadness so deep it pulls me down
Happiness dies in a deep, dark sea.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
LOLO
Austin says:
You ain't no woman OB.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
><
O'Brien says:
I love to copy and paste
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
shut up wii.
Austin says:
It makes you suck.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:

Austin says:
NO
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
sextist bastard
O'Brien says:
Austin is a lameass for being unable to copy and paste
Austin says:
Just highlight something
Austin says:
'Right click
Austin says:
Click Copy
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
no right click
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
crl c + crl v :3
Austin says:
Move the mouse to where you want to paste it
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
faster
Austin says:
Right click again
Austin says:
paste
Austin says:
EASSY
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
see? you don't need to right click
O'Brien says:
OWNED!
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
takes up too much time
Austin says:
jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Austin says:
jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Austin says:
YEH, you do
James James says:
lrn2ctrl
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj

: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj

Austin says:
Or CTRL + V
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjjv

Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
: jjjjjjjjjjjjj
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
;p

Shaners has left the conversation.

Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
PWND
Austin says:
KMAC NICE ONE.

Shaners has been added to the conversation.

Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
Hai ;p
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I'll be good
Austin says:
It was Kmac's fault.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
you got pwned ;p
Austin says:
Everything is.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
ya even you
Austin says:
You had sex with my mom with your man parts?
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
noez
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
you said everything is my fault
Austin says:
I know.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
then that means I made everything!
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
maaauaauhaha
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
you are my fault, this chat is my fault, the bed is my fault
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I am my fault
O'Brien says:
Are you why Shane always loses his happiness when he comes online, Bri?
Austin says:
LDJFLKSDJ is your fault.
Austin says:
Yes.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
probally :\
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I kill happiness unintentually
Shaners says:
YOU DO IT ON PURPOSE, WHORE.
Austin says:
NOW GO CUT YOURSELF
O'Brien says:
And bring me back a hot slave girl
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
OB if i die, how can I do that?
James James says:
f*ck that's gotten boring now
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
it is
James James says:
*goes to f*cking read fic I opened hours ago*
James James says:
James James says:
f*ck that's gotten boring now

Austin says:
GO SDJHGJKDSHG YOURSELF JAMES
James James says:
I meant my music, sorry :B
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
*drags emily to OB and watches the fight between shane and OB*
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:

O'Brien says:
Why would I waste my time fighting a pathetic creature like Shane?
Austin says:
He would crush you in a second.
Austin says:
Literally.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
because he'll try to kill you to get emily
O'Brien says:
Why bother with Emily though? Why can't I have someone like an actress or a supermodel?
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
I can't bring you them
O'Brien says:
......Then you must die
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
k
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
that's fine with me
Shaners says:
I just cut your skin open with my diamond sharp chest hair.
Austin says:
You have none though.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
for dissing emily?
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
hahahah you joke wii
Shaners says:
I have massive chest hair, like seriously.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
he does
Shaners says:
I am a hairy, hairy person.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
he's like a chubaca XD
Austin says:
WITH YOUR PEDO BEARD??
Shaners says:
YESH, THAT TOO.
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
he said he had a neck beard
Austin says:
YAY PEDO BEARD
Austin says:
NECK BEARDS FTL
O'Brien says:
SPU is dead again
Austin says:
So are you.
O'Brien says:
And you
O'Brien says:
And Shane
O'Brien says:
And Bri
O'Brien says:
And James
O'Brien says:
I NEED ENTERTAINMENT!
Austin says:
YOU ARE SO NEEDY
James James says:
g'night world
James James says:
g'night dear
James James says:
g'night all
Austin says:
D:
O'Brien says:
Bye then
James James says:
catch you on the flip-side
Shaners says:
Laters
Austin says:
I'm listening to music so loud I can feel the air blasting out of my speakers

James James has left the conversation.

O'Brien says:
I should aquire about my dinner. Maybe SPU will have new posts when I return .P
O'Brien says:
brb

Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. has left the conversation.

O'Brien says:
Ungrateful wrench
Austin says:
D:

Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. has been added to the conversation.

O'Brien says:
WB
Bri-Trying to stay from msn for a while. Hopefully it will work. says:
yey..............

And the convo died after that.

EEDIT: Any blank spaces are smilies.
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:41 am

um...tl;dr?

so, if this is from 2007, and you just joined this year, what is the origin of you, WFM? :lol:

Inquiring minds want to know!
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Wii fit man » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:42 am

We both post at Shane's forum, and I know James from AASPForum.

Just read the convo, it's too random for a tl;dr :P
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Jake, M'kay? » Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:43 am

I aint readin' no full page convo.
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun Sep 20, 2009 2:02 am

Dude, nobody's going to read this sh*t. It's way too long and too rambling to generate any interest. Besides, there's a reason that AIMs/MSNs are what they are - they're important to the people conversing at the time, but apart from that, no one cares. (or at least I don't. I just don't get the appeal.)

Besides, if anyone posted my chats with them, I'd be pissed off at the breach of privacy. I'm sure a lot of people feel the same way.....wtf are you keeping these logs for?

Not to be a dick, I'm just sayin'.
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Wii fit man » Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:33 am

Um, they aren't logs, I was doing the chat while I was posting

And these are popular elsewhere.
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Big-Will » Sun Sep 20, 2009 7:51 am

Just blank out any info others might not want us to see, like an e-mail addresses someone used as a screen name, or personal info some Internet detective might take an interest in. Don't post these chats unless everyone involved is cool with it.
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Just_Jackie » Sun Sep 20, 2009 11:50 pm

Nice wot there. Wow.

If anyone wants to add me mine is Jackie_Fiest@hotmail.com for MSN.
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby MaChrona » Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:18 am

I'm kinda annoyed...it's way to long... you're supposed to keep only the good bits. That being said I didn't read it. No use anyways.
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby Niels0827 » Sun Feb 07, 2010 5:52 pm

WFM, as you probably know by now, I've been talking to some of those guys for a very long time on MSN, and this is normal for them.

These are quotes from chats in IRC. I wasn't in any of them, but I did get a kick out of them.

<jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<jeebus> never once moved diagonally


<Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<Indidge> umm....nothing?
<Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can f*ck?
<Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :- /


<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%


< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.


<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
<hypr> wtf are donut seeds


<Raize> can you guys see what I type?
<vecna> no, raize
<Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?


<green> We vegetarians love the environment. carnivores are sick freaks.
<Frank> How can vegetarians possibly love the environment.. you keep eating all the f*cking plants


<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?


<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
<Ouroboros> Ok.
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> . |
<tag> | .
<Ouroboros> | .
<Ouroboros> Whoops


<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (f*ck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)


<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(


<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, sh*t


<Domsey> Woah, I got the weirdest moment of my entire life this morning
<bender> what happened?
<Domsey> you know, there was a party at my neighbours' last night
<bender> yeah, you've been f*cking drunk..
<Domsey> you've been there, too?
<bender> sure...
<Domsey> well, you see i can't remember anything
<Domsey> but this morning I woke up in my bed, and there was my mom lying next to me.
<bender> wtf...?
<Domsey> That's exactly what i thought
<Domsey> So, my mom got up instantly when i woke up, smiled at me and said "U're so much better than your dad is." then she left the room
<bender> OMFG!!!
<bender> you didnt do that! TELL ME IT WASNT LIKE THAT!!! TELL ME YOU'RE A DUMBASS LIAR!!!
<Domsey> no, i'm not lying
<bender> OMG!!!
<Domsey> but it turned out she was playing a trick on me. Paycheck for coming home late, all drunk.
<bender> ...
<bender> your mom's such a freak. o.O
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby evilcupcake72 » Sun Feb 07, 2010 11:30 pm

Im on MSN with iloveyouguys right now

but I'd rather not post our conversation XD
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby iloveyouguys » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:01 am

^ True that, fool.


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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby seamus yarr » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:05 am

my msn is seamusyarr@hotmail.co.uk

add mee if u want but not if ure a peado or some 10 year old
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Re: Post funny MSN/AIM/whatever you have convos here!

Postby AxayPaulene » Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:27 am

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