God is for morons!

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God is for morons!

Postby NDHduzfuckgod » Sun May 09, 2010 3:51 am

Religion is for the foolish and I respect it no. Civilized people don't commit acts of violence in their favorite god "characters" (yeah the bible, koran etc are just fiction dumasses) name you stupid people!! :mrgreen:
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby AxayPaulene » Sun May 09, 2010 4:19 am

Thank you for that truly enlightening post. Over here on South Park Studios we truly appreciate posts like yours. Now we shall all change the way we think and change our values and beliefs 'cause of this one post.
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby Big-Will » Sun May 09, 2010 4:36 am

Moved, since the thread did not, in fact, have a poll attached to it.

NDHduzfuckgod wrote :
> Religion is for the foolish and I respect it no. Civilized people don't
> commit acts of violence in their favorite god "characters" (yeah
> the bible, koran etc are just fiction dumasses) name you stupid people!!
> :mrgreen:

"Go God Go" and "Go God Go part XII" demonstrated that civilized people will commit acts of violence even when no religion is present. :mrgreen:
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby M00ndragon69 » Sun May 09, 2010 5:03 am

welcome to the board, thanks for proving what I have been saying over and over for years. Atheists are not necessarily smarter or better than anyone else..The quality of your post proves that. I bet you are as embarrassing to certain people on this board as the kind of Wiccans who preach on and on about karma are to me.
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby Niels0827 » Sun May 09, 2010 6:39 am

NDHduzfuckgod wrote :
Religion is for the foolish and I respect it no. Civilized people don't commit acts of violence in their favorite god "characters" (yeah the bible, koran etc are just fiction dumasses) name you stupid people!!
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1. Please take an English class.

2. The proper spelling is "Qu'ran".

3. I also believe the Bible and Qu'ran are all fictional, but you're no better than any of the religious extremists when you tell them what they believe is crap. If you think it is different, I urge you to explain it to me.

4. Religion isn't the only factor in a person's motivation for their wrongdoings. There's plenty of racist, sexist, or otherwise discriminatory atheists out there who will use bias or hatred to justify their actions. It can depend on how you're raised or personal experience. It doesn't matter, and it's not right.

5. All it takes is the 1% of all radical religious or anti-religious freaks to make the other, decent-minded 99% look bad. Case in point: You're making all atheists look bad. I don't appreciate it.
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Re: God is for Mormons!

Postby Pip Tweek » Sun May 09, 2010 8:53 pm

I fixed the thread title for you, OP. God is for MorMons.

Silly rabbit, God is for Mormons!
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby Xoran » Sun May 09, 2010 11:36 pm

Hmm... I think it's "Qur'an", in fact, Niels.

Or if you want to get really really bitchy;


القرآن


Cheers.


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Re: God is for morons!

Postby Your Moms Fav Person » Sun May 09, 2010 11:43 pm

Xoran wrote :
> Hmm... I think it's "Qur'an", in fact, Niels.
>
> Or if you want to get really really bitchy;
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> القرآن
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> Cheers.
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> ^
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> Ultra-constructive post

雌犬ください。

Amazingly constructive post
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby LongNameThusLongCock » Mon May 10, 2010 6:02 am

Science flies man to the moon, Religion flies man into buildings.

Quote from Earl Hickey:

So why don't ya'll poor some sugar on that.
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As god said to Moses: "Not my f*ckin' problem champ" :D
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby Big-Will » Mon May 10, 2010 7:55 am

LongNameThusLongCock wrote :
> Science flies man to the moon, Religion flies man into buildings.
>
> Quote from Earl Hickey:
>
> So why don't ya'll poor some sugar on that.

Science has not improved the nature of man one iota. And man hasn't been back to the moon in several decades, despite the technology we now have.
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby VACOOLA » Mon May 10, 2010 8:52 am

Well, believe it or not, but I worship Cthulhu and Lord Xenu at the same time. They’re both kewl, though ugly bastards. Sometimes I also pray to the porcelain god, but not very often, because he’s the ugliest of them all.
I'm neither a moron nor a mormon. Just a very religious person :)
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby BRMBug » Mon May 10, 2010 8:58 am

VACOOLA wrote :
> Well, believe it or not, but I worship Cthulhu and Lord Xenu at the same
> time. They’re both kewl, though ugly bastards. Sometimes I also pray to the
> porcelain god, but not very often, because he’s the ugliest of them all.
> I'm neither a moron nor a mormon. Just a very religious person :)


Ok then, so bare-knuckles throwdown: Cthulhu vs Xenu; who'd be the victor?
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby LongNameThusLongCock » Mon May 10, 2010 9:45 am

Big-Will wrote :
> LongNameThusLongCock wrote :
> > Science flies man to the moon, Religion flies man into buildings.
> >
> > Quote from Earl Hickey:
> >
> > So why don't ya'll poor some sugar on that.
>
> Science has not improved the nature of man one iota. And man hasn't been back to the
> moon in several decades, despite the technology we now have.

And thanks to science, We have the technology we have now.

Perhaps maybe they're trying to improve?

Science has done alot for this world, For mans benefit, But at natures expense.

Speaking of science, Gonna go watch 2012.

BTW: Good to see you back Will
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As god said to Moses: "Not my f*ckin' problem champ" :D
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby VACOOLA » Mon May 10, 2010 9:52 am

BRMBug wrote : Ok then, so bare-knuckles throwdown: Cthulhu vs Xenu; who'd be the victor?

Lemme see... David Blaine? :wink:
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Re: God is for morons!

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon May 10, 2010 10:56 pm

Big-Will wrote :

> Science has not improved the nature of man one iota.

But at least we have cars that park themselves!
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