The Horrible Music Discussion Thread

[Bootler]

As a rule I try really really hard not to disregard certain genres of music because I don't want to miss out on anything good. For example, while by and large I'm not a fan of rap, I do love this song to little bits and pieces.

I also used to be a huge country hater, but these days I've amended my ways. You can't deny people like Johnny Cash, June Carter, sweet little Dolly Parton, Gillian Welch, and to mention contemporary indie country bands. Sure, radio country is crap, but so is radio rock and pop so....what's the difference?

As for horrible music, I hate all the cliche bands like Nickelback, Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Justin Bieber, Jonas Bros, basically anybody that has shallow formulaic music that's produced only with the purpose to sell. And just to finish up my post with another link, here's a song so terrible that it brings a smile to face every time I hear it.

[Asphyxiated Insanity]

Who doesn't love stapling tape worms to their penis?

Of course! It's the best thing since nailing their dick to someones face.

Try surviving this one for...the whole six minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dys8KUnwGGg

[Asphyxiated Insanity]

*double post*

This is probably the worst thing that ever happened in the *metal genre*.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py0ui5NQiEE

My mistake, apparently that's not metal. The genre is called "beatcore".

Whatever, that band still sucks donkey balls.

[AngusMcTavish]

This one I would describe as the WORST FXXKING SONG ON THE PLANET!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHZ79InLGRY

[Starchild91]

Miley Cyrus... Uuuuugh. Just her voice is enough to give me a headache.

I also used to like Tokio Hotel a few years ago. No, not because of any of the band members looks, but because I actually thought the music was good. Listening to it now... I'm surprised my ears didn't fall off. No clue why I liked their music. It's absolute crap.

[BRMBug]

I heard Katy Perry do Teenage Dream on Letterman the other night, and it wasn't too bad. Then I heard it on Kiss FM or some station of the like, and it was... not as good. But I swear if I hear one more note California Gurlllzzzzz one more time, I'm gonna punch someone... in the balls.

[Asphyxiated Insanity]

This one I would describe as the WORST FXXKING SONG ON THE PLANET!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHZ79InLGRY

Hmm, didn't think it was that bad-*is killed*

[ironmaidenfan92]

Hmmmm horrible music this is easy. Metallica< not horrible just boring, Every (c)rap/s*it hop i mean hip hop song after the 80s early 90s. Nickle Back ( I know its spelled wrong), Jason Maraz, and im sad to say Iron Maiden's new album. Ohh also sad to say Ozzy's new album but i blame that on old age

[AngusMcTavish]

This one I would describe as the WORST FXXKING SONG ON THE PLANET!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHZ79InLGRY

Hmm, didn't think it was that bad-*is killed*

Well, the music is one thing, but I found it all waaaaay too depressing.

[Asphyxiated Insanity]

Well, the music is one thing, but I found it all waaaaay too depressing.

I listen to depressing music sometimes.

[AngusMcTavish]

^ Fair enough.

[Jay C]

Rap Or Hip-hop (except Biggy, Tupac, and Eminem >.<)

Rap in general sucks balls.

I hate Metal, Death Metal, and all other metals... Punk, emo, country etc they all suck.

No to all of this.

90's music: Good
New music: Not so good.

You're just not looking hard enough.

I really don't like stuff like Taylor Swift or any of the stuff by people her age that is popular with the teenagers now.

Why not? There have always been large groups of teenagers that enjoyed the mainstream music of their day, and every day has its own sh*t. Go look up any popular music chart of the last 50 years and, with enough research, you'll find bands that catered exclusively to the white teenagers of their time. Hell, Cliff Richards has 14 #1 singles in the UK.

They have the nerve to call that sh*t rock?

It's happened with rap and metal. \o_O/

What the kids who like Miley, and Taylor Swift and all those other brats listen to isn't rock.

How dare the music they enjoy not live up to the standards of somebody on the Internet. Also, God Forbid they listen to something that is wrongly labelled by producers hoping to make money over anything else.

Makes me want to go on Youtube, on all the videos for the popular teeny bopper bands and post links to some good music videos.

Yeah man, you show them. I bet you were on youtube on September 1st thumbing down Justin Bieber videos because they aren't hardcore enough for you, regardless of who the music is actually aimed at to begin with [protip: it is not you].

[also; i bet you would link them to sh*tty 90's grunge music anyway *3*]

Show all the brats who watch those videos what real music is

Oh, were you going to link them to some Chopin? Some Mozart, or Schubert? Perhaps Vivaldi? Because if we're going to tackle what defines "real music" [p.s. everybody who uses the term "Real Music" unironically is a f*cking idiot, just to let you all know], you might as well link them to meticulous works of art that have survived generations on the foundations of their objective brilliance rather than a group of guys sweating and growing body hair as they grunt over guitar riffing.

because seriously, I am scared of what those kids who listen to the fake Disney rock are going to turn into when they get to be my age.

Oh, God forbid they don't turn into you, Moondragon Sixty Nine! A bastion of the brilliance of human conditioning!

And WFM, get that sh*t out of your signature, please. I like you. Stop it.

[Asphyxiated Insanity]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9UT2zF8c8

I had to post this. Just had to.

[Stanluv25]

This one I would describe as the WORST FXXKING SONG ON THE PLANET!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHZ79InLGRY

Hey, I like that song lol

A band I cannot stand- Foo Fighters. UUUGGGHHH whenever I hear them- wanna rip my ears off. I dunno, I just cannot stand their voice.

[Cellar Door]

I challenge anyone to listen to Led Zeppelin's "Misty Mountain Hop" and tell me that that was a good song.

(Generally I like LZ, but that and a couple other songs I have a problem with.)