What Did You Learn Today?

[seamus yarr]

Seamdawg likes to wank

how did you find out my real-life nickname!?

[BRMBug]

Well, it was two days ago, but I learned that Red Baron Pizzas are part of the Schwan company. Little known but useless fact.

[bunniwunniwoo]

i learned that god is not real and he is just something we tell ourselves and our children to make life easier. it's a lot easier to sin if you can feel "forgiven" after so. jesus is like santa clause.

[Thunderhorse]

I thought we had a thread like this long ago, but I can't find it. Oh well.

Kadabra!

I learned that settling out of court isn't always the best decision.

[BRMBug]

I learned that the search page is a bastard. Oh wait, I already knew that.


I did learn that the new Red Green show is on in the afternoons. :/

[Big-Will]

I learned that a hammer and some nails go a long way in making something look almost new again.

[BRMBug]

...Dammit, I really want to post the "Stairs" scene from The Money Pit right now, but no one has it on Youtube.

[bunniwunniwoo]

and today, i learned that a hangover can be cured with jack in the box.

[evilcupcake72]

I learned that weed isn't technically legal in Amsterdam, the drug law is just not enforced, it's not legal in Jamaica either, but it's completely legal in Portugal, ahhh knowledge

and today, i learned that a hangover can be cured with jack in the box.

Blehh, that is the absolute last thing I'd eat if I had a hangover, I guess it's just me

[SouthParkSux88]

I learned that episodes 200/201 are epic and worth watching. Google it, its worth it.

[Thunderhorse]

I learned Big Will locked my old thread. You big meanie!

Seriously though, I learned a kid died by having his head punted off by a chick on a roller coaster.

[BRMBug]

Whoa.


I learned two additional things tonight.
A)There's a new adaptation of The Rise and Fall of Reginald Perrin starring Martin Clunes that's actually pretty good.

B) Never, ever, ever store a ball-point pen upside down in your pen cup. It'll leak all over the inside of the thing, and you'll wind up with a pen clump.

[evilcupcake72]

I learned the meaning of life

[BRMBug]

B) Never, ever, ever store a ball-point pen upside down in your pen cup. It'll leak all over the inside of the thing, and you'll wind up with a pen clump.

...and a stain and melted place inside where the ink was apparently.

Yesterday (early-early in the morning) I learned that eating 6 jumbo slices of pizza, even thin-crust, is a really bad idea. It can, uh... back things up. It was probably wasn't just the pizza though. I had a lot of other crap Sunday too.

Just now I learned that drinking a glass of water on a completely empty stomach is also a bad idea.

[Delinquent]

I learned something today.
I learned how to spell liscense.
I think I'm getting smarter everyday.
Maybe my parents will love me now.