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Samathou
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Your stupid jokes

Postby Samathou » Tue Jul 27, 2010 3:53 pm

What are your favorite stupid jokes?

Personnally I invented one which is very stupid:
"If a suicidal swears you something on his life, don't listen to him."
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I keep my valves fresh

Postby VACOOLA » Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:37 pm

Rotten valves, huh? Is it some sort of French food?
Samathou
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Re: Your rotten sentences

Postby Samathou » Tue Jul 27, 2010 4:57 pm

Jokes... =U.U=
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Re: I keep my valves fresh

Postby furrybutch » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:00 pm

VACOOLA wrote:Rotten valves, huh? Is it some sort of French food?

Oh,you! :assface:
Who wants a super delish candy with a superextracalifragilistic rapeinduhass?
Samathou
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Re: Your rotten sentences

Postby Samathou » Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:07 pm

I'm blushing...:assface:

Ok, I corrected the tittle. :roll:

> Shame on me <
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby zzyzx 1 » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:46 pm

Stupid jokes:

To someone who wants to be an actor:

You want your name to go up in lights? (As if you are asking if the actor wants his/her name on the Marque).

Well, change your name to EXIT (because exit signs are in lights and they're in every auditorium)

^ Stupid joke? Yes. Lame too :P
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Samathou » Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:53 pm

zzyzx 1 wrote:Stupid jokes:

To someone who wants to be an actor:

You want your name to go up in lights? (As if you are asking if the actor wants his/her name on the Marque).

Well, change your name to EXIT (because exit signs are in lights and they're in every auditorium)

^ Stupid joke? Yes. Lame too :P
Heey not bad! :lol:
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zzyzx 1
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby zzyzx 1 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:00 am

You just came back from an African safari:

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got into my pajamas I'll never know :P
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Samathou » Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:05 am

zzyzx 1 wrote:You just came back from an African safari:

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.

How he got into my pajamas I'll never know :P

Aaaaaaah! It took me time to understand your joke!
Actually, the guy has a pajamas in elephant skin! :lol:
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby zzyzx 1 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 2:39 am

Oh, Sam, I see. Yeah, the sentence first sounds like the person was wearing pajamas when he/she shot the elephant, or die he/she shoot an elephant who was wearing pajamas :P

Another stupid joke:

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;

Back to back they faced each other,
drew a sword and shot each other.

A deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill those two dead boys.

If you don't believe that my story is true,
ask the blind man - he saw it too.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby M00ndragon69 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:05 am

Why don't blondes like to make Kool Aid? Cause they can't get a gallon of water in that little package.

Why are blonde jokes only 2 lines long? So the men can understand them too.

Well, you wanted stupid jokes..That could mean jokes about stupidity..LOL..
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Wed Jul 28, 2010 6:05 am

A man goes to the racetrack and sees a horse he likes. He then approaches a teller to place his bet.

Teller: Hello, and how can I help you?

Man: Yes, I'd like to place two dollars on number 7 in this race.

Teller: Sure! And is that to Win?

Man: To Show.

Teller: Gesundheit!

(wa wa wa waaaaa...)
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby zzyzx 1 » Wed Jul 28, 2010 11:52 am

Stupid Joke:

What's red and goes: "ding - dong" ?

Answer: A red ding-dong.

What's blue and goes: "ding - dong"?

Answer: A blue ding-dong? NO. They only come in red.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Samathou » Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:11 pm

Someone says: "I believe I've done a big error."
His friend answers: "What's up?"
_ I was in the car and I crushed a bottle...
_And?
_ The bottle was in someone's pocket."
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Jul 28, 2010 5:31 pm

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven eight nine.

How do you make a handkerchief dance?
Just put a little boogie in it.

Why did the apple turnover?
Because it saw the banana split and the salad dressing.

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