Your stupid jokes

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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Q-O-T-S-A999 » Mon Aug 30, 2010 2:54 am

Knock knock,who's there?,me.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Blue Twilight » Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:57 pm

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers.

Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A: Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
A: Because the carton read "Concentrate."
Illegitimi non carborundum.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:29 am

I knew someone who always seemed to be in pain, and always in the same area.

I'd imagine he'd feel like a comic book store...what with all these back issues.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Bootler » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:03 pm

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

Wiped.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Samathou » Sat Sep 11, 2010 4:06 pm

"Son of whore" his mother says...
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby zzyzx 1 » Sun Oct 31, 2010 11:25 am

Women find me attractive.

Men can find me in the telephone listings :P
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Samathou » Sun Oct 31, 2010 1:57 pm

:lol:
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby BRMBug » Mon Nov 08, 2010 4:14 pm

What kind of STD can you get from having sex with birds? Chirpies. It is a Canarial disease, but luckily it's tweetable.

How do you tell a bull from a cow? Milk them both and the one that smiles is a bull.

What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef Strokin' off.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby evilcupcake72 » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:34 pm

Dude, my sig is a stupid joke
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby ShaneHaughey » Mon Nov 08, 2010 11:40 pm

A small white guy enters the elevator, where he sees this massive black guy. The black guy turns to him and says, "7'5, 350, 20-inch cock, 3-pound testes. Turner Brown."
The white guy shrieks and faints. The black guy shakes him awake after a few seconds.
"Are you okay? Why'd you faint?" He asks.
"What did you say?!" The white guy responds.
"Well, I saw the look you gave me and decided I'd answer the questions everyone asks me. I am seven foot five, weight three-hundred and fifty pounds, my cock is twenty inches long, and my testes weigh three pounds each. My name is Turner Brown."
"Oh Christ! I thought you said turn around!"
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby BRMBug » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:43 am

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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Pip Tweek » Sat Nov 27, 2010 5:58 am



Holy sh*t! It's a real life Harvey Kneeslapper!

Seriously though, that joke about "if the pilgrims were alive today" made me laugh until I cried, it was so profoundly stupid.

Ah, that's good stuff. :lol:
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby BRMBug » Sat Nov 27, 2010 6:29 am

Oh, there's more! Well, at least there are a few that have been saved and uploaded...
Friday Funnies from July '09, September '08, and April '08 (Idk why, but for some reason that last clip has an additional 4-5 minutes of runoff after the bit)
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Kensuke » Sat Nov 27, 2010 9:13 pm

Q: What do you call an Epileptic with Croutons?

A: A Seizure salad


Ahhhh, innocent jokes.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby IHeartKennyMcCormick » Sat Nov 27, 2010 11:23 pm

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Ginger were outside the woods ready to go hunting. The Ginger looked at her friends and says, "Hey, I bet I can kill a ten-foot tall bear."

Her friends tell her to prove it. So, the Ginger comes back with a dead ten-foot bear. They asked how she did it. She replied, "Well, I fount tracks. Followed the tracks, and killed the bear."

The Brunette rolls her eyes and says, 'Well, I bet I can kill an eleven-foot tall bear."

Her friends tell her to prove it. She comes back with a dead eleven-foot bear. They asked her how she did it. She says, "Well, I fount the tracks. Followed the tracks. And killed the bear."

The Blonde laughs and says, "Well, I bet a can kill a twelve-foot tall bear!" Her friends tell her to prove it.

She goes into the woods, and after a while she comes back all bloody and beat up. Her friends asked her what happened. She replied, "Well, I fount the tracks. Followed the tracks, and got hit by a train."
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