A: Because they have big fingers.
Q: Why did Pilgrims' pants always fall down?
A: Because they wore their belt buckles on their hats.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice?
A: Because the carton read "Concentrate."
I'd imagine he'd feel like a comic book store...what with all these back issues.
Men can find me in the telephone listings
How do you tell a bull from a cow? Milk them both and the one that smiles is a bull.
What do you call a herd of masturbating cows? Beef Strokin' off.
Back off, snickerdick!
I wanna ride your Rapidash ;D
The white guy shrieks and faints. The black guy shakes him awake after a few seconds.
"Are you okay? Why'd you faint?" He asks.
"What did you say?!" The white guy responds.
"Well, I saw the look you gave me and decided I'd answer the questions everyone asks me. I am seven foot five, weight three-hundred and fifty pounds, my cock is twenty inches long, and my testes weigh three pounds each. My name is Turner Brown."
"Oh Christ! I thought you said turn around!"
A: A Seizure salad
Ahhhh, innocent jokes.
AxayPaulene wrote:Don't we all?Niels0827 wrote:But he (RideTheLightning)wanted Kensuke's hot man chowder.
Her friends tell her to prove it. So, the Ginger comes back with a dead ten-foot bear. They asked how she did it. She replied, "Well, I fount tracks. Followed the tracks, and killed the bear."
The Brunette rolls her eyes and says, 'Well, I bet I can kill an eleven-foot tall bear."
Her friends tell her to prove it. She comes back with a dead eleven-foot bear. They asked her how she did it. She says, "Well, I fount the tracks. Followed the tracks. And killed the bear."
The Blonde laughs and says, "Well, I bet a can kill a twelve-foot tall bear!" Her friends tell her to prove it.
She goes into the woods, and after a while she comes back all bloody and beat up. Her friends asked her what happened. She replied, "Well, I fount the tracks. Followed the tracks, and got hit by a train."
Kenny's Best Moment: PHFFFT ALL OF THEM!
I love K2: Kyle x Kenny. And Cartters: Cartman x Butters. All other couples don't really matter.
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