Your stupid jokes

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Samathou
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Samathou » Wed Aug 17, 2011 1:59 pm

Acehigh wrote:A skeleton walks into a bar and asks for a beer... and a mop.

Edit: I'm Belgian, but here's a belgium joke anyway (taken from the great film In Bruges):

Belgium is famous for two things: chocolates and child abuse. They only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.

(don't know if someone here knows enough about Belgium for this joke to be funny though :))

Switerzland makes ones of the best chocolates though.

Who knows the Milka chocolate?
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby kfgg » Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:28 am

^That looks good. But I'd have to get that imported or check one of the expensive chocolate shops down the street for it. Not worth it.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Samathou » Fri Aug 19, 2011 11:41 am

There is Milka in France. :D
My cousins from Switzerland brought us back some chocolate from there; that was delicious! We were finished all the chocolate tablet very quickly!
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby BRMBug » Sun Sep 04, 2011 6:35 pm

My Aunt Sarah used to love her own version of "The Name Game". Hers was where you'd name a child something odd and come up with a funny nick. Like, you'd name a boy Deuteronomy and call him "Deut". Or a girl Commode eau Toilette, and call her "Mmodie" for short. There were dozens of others, but those are the only ones that spring to mind.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Mamont » Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:53 am

Samathou wrote:Who knows the Milka chocolate?


Not my cup of tea (or rather bar of chocolate). Too creamy, not chocolaty enough.

I like dark chocolates. Over 60% cocoa.

P. S. Does anyone know this chocolate?
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby BRMBug » Wed Oct 05, 2011 10:01 pm

Once there was this lady who was such a fan of B.B. King that she got his initials tattooed on her butt, one letter on each cheek. She went to meet him and show him the tattoo, and he took one look at it and said "Why does it say Bob?"
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Mamont » Thu Oct 27, 2011 8:58 pm

- What's worse then two babies in one waste container?
- One baby in two waste containers.

It's old as hell, but still hilarious!
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby david91 » Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:03 am

A YOUNG MAN AT A BAR IS HAVING DRINKS WITH HIS FRIEND. A DRUNK OLDER MAN WALKS UP TO HIM AND SAYS " I BANGED YOUR MOM'S BRAINS OUT LAST NIGHT!" THEN WALKS AWAY. THE YOUNG MAN'S FRIEND TURNS TO HIM AND ASK " WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT GUY?" THE YOUNG MAN RESPONDS " YEA JUST IGNORE HIM." THE OLDER MAN WALKS BACK TO SAY " AND TONIGHT IMA GET YOUR MOM TO SUCK ME DRY!" THE YOUNG MAN RESPONDS "ALRIGHT DAD, THAT'S ENOUGH!!!!!"
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:30 am

There are some things you never learn about in school, such as:

DID YOU KNOW: The longest year in recorded history was in 3888 BC.

And how do we know this to be the longest year?





Convert it to Roman Numerals. MMMDCCCLXXXVIII -- 15 characters long!
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby The New PT » Thu Dec 01, 2011 7:12 am

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby cynthia325 » Thu Dec 01, 2011 3:48 pm

Joke teller: what happens if i throw a red ball into a blue lake?

Joke guesser: does it turn purple?

Joke teller: no, it gets wet!

(haha i love that stupid joke from a kids' sing along home video from back in the day... but it still puts me in stitches!)
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Mamont » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:14 pm

The New PT wrote:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

3?
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby The New PT » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:18 pm

Mamont wrote:
The New PT wrote:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

3?


That's assuming the wood chuck could chuck wood and would chuck wood. Should the wood chuck chuck wood, the wood chucked would be good as it could.

It's essentially a mathematical formula where:
A = The woodchucks willingness
B = The woodchucks ability
C = The amount of wood available to be chucked.

So the answer is: c-b/a
Trick question.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby Big-Will » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:22 pm

The New PT wrote:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
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Re: Your stupid jokes

Postby AngusMcTavish » Fri Dec 02, 2011 7:05 am

Big-Will wrote:
The New PT wrote:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck as much as a woodchuck would
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Hey, you dang woodchucks! Quit chuckin' my wood!!

:lol:

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