Well, maybe he did. That is, if he ever existed.
marjorine1991 wrote:Religion is nothing more than a bunch of fairy tales that make idiots feel good. You should believe in yourself and not some fictional rubbish.
Okay, while I agree with that statement in principle, that isn't exactly how I'd go about saying it...unless it were to a fanatical evangelical or a member of Westboro. Not all people who are religious are idiots. And not all idiots are religious.
I'm just of the opinion that anything that can be asserted without proof can, and should, also be dismissed without proof.
I repent to the technological god that is monitoring and archiving all of us. I self promoted myself on this message board and plenty of other message boards. On this particular site, I made up a stupid pseudonym, used a message board that doesn't relate to my interests and responded foolishly to the responses on this topic, so I could fool everyone into thinking that it wasn't me who made this thread. I asked the administrators and moderators to remove this thread so I could get rid of the evidence of my attention seeking, but they refused to do so. Since the internet is permanent and rethinking isn't possible I'd like to say hello to the people who aren't born yet
who are going to have computers implanted in them. Hello, I am dead and you and all of humanity will eventually die too; I did not have delusions of grandeur if you are reading this. My motive for pooping on a cross naked was gaining fame, fortune and a better sex life. There you go technological god; I do believe I searched for Pokemon characters around the time Google first came out. That was me who entered the Googleplex in Mountain View, CA and said hello to all the workers in their cubicles while drinking the coffee that I took from their cafeteria. That was me who broke my laptop with a baseball bat in front of Google in Irvine, CA. That was me who said hello to the workers at Facebook in Palo Alto, CA. That is me who searches for "I know you can see all of searches" on Google, Bing and Yahoo. That was me who waved at all the computers and phones in the Macintosh store. That was me who waved at all the computers, phones and the Kinect for Xbox 360 in the Microsoft store. That is me who texts "I know you can see all of my texts and hear my phone calls" to myself so that the Government can view it. That is me who waves at the urinal sensors whenever I use the restroom. That is me with the mental surveillance sticker on top of my car. That was me who used my mother's iPhone to masturbate a few times. This is me typing this at Starbucks on their Wi-Fi. Release everything you can about me, I no longer have anything to hide and believe me I remember almost all of the embarrassing things I've done on (and off) the computer through the past 15 years. I want all the publicity I can get so I can gain money to direct a film starring Norberto Avalos from Dateline NBC's To Catch A Predator
and so I can f*ck many prostitutes in The Netherlands. Technology is taking over Religion, it took sh*tting on a cross naked and using the computer afterwards for me to fully comprehend technology's capabilities. "Jesus" died for your "sins"; I am sacrificing myself and willing to accept embarrassment to increase awareness. Do whatever you can to take me down, call me an attention seeker in front of a camera or on your blog, it will only further justify pooping on a cross and it will reveal what technology is all about. Think before I post? Think before you make the internet motherf*ckers. I am no longer a part of your experiment..unless you wanted me
to post this.
Regarding the pseudonym mrhankey666 and the thread I made over a year ago. I do not believe in Satan and I don't watch South Park. A friend told me about the Jonas Brothers episode. I don't dislike South Park.
That is me who searches for "I know you can see all of my searches" on Google, Bing and Yahoo.
I am sacrificing myself and I am willing to accept embarrassment to increase awareness.
mentalsurveillance wrote:I am sacrificing myself and I am willing to accept embarrassment to increase awareness.
Can't you sacrifice yourself in a manner like letting cult members burn you to death or something?
Where the story ends though is where it begins. How (if any way) did this man affect our lives. Even Jews and anyone religious/anyone who knows an encyclopedia knows that the man existed. It's just whether or not he died for people sins or was a crazyhead who just died because of stupidity
That is also where god comes in. There are some who don't believe in God, and that's fine. It's all what your beliefs (if any) are.
I just hope I didn't sound too reud writing this. But to say that he didn't exist as a person to me is saying there is no proof Julius Ceasar existed. His stories might be fiction, his life might be more fiction than fact, but he definately existed.
and besides, there have been many stories of other people who have existed by the name of "Jesus Christ" so yea he's been alive!
Connie: Not to sound like an assh*le, but if anybody in this thread said anything offensive, it was marjorine1991. I offered my insight and clearly stated it as an opinion without using harsh rhetoric like the post before mine. And if you're defending the OP's posts as a joke, then you clearly should have seen that my post about the "Second Coming" was also a joke. It should have been incredibly obvious. I did not initiate a religious debate. A joke is not an ignition for a debate - the first serious commentor is. If somebody takes it out of perspective, it's their fault.
mentalsurveillance wrote:Please spread the word ASAP before the Government decides to remove my post or decides to alter my words. ... Consider me the Second Coming of Christ who is also the Antichrist.
I don't think the Government cares enough to come in here and remove your post or decide to alter your words. And you can imagine yourself to be Christ and Antichrist at the same time, I don't think you know what you're talking about. As such, you're harmless here.
Now, about that previous thread...
Big-Will wrote:mrhankey666 wrote:you guys call yourselves south park fans? I guess its okay for mickey mouse to call christians retarded in the jonas brothers episode but when someone does something about it in reality it's not funny.
Come back and talk to us when a mascot suddenly grows to 50 feet in height, breathes fire, and starts floating above the city... in reality.
Big-Will wrote:I don't think the Government cares enough to come in here and remove your post or decide to alter your words. And you can imagine yourself to be Christ and Antichrist at the same time, I don't think you know what you're talking about. As such, you're harmless here.
I've been wanting to say something to that effect for days. Once I started writing, I quickly lost interest though. And in any case, if anyone had any problems with you (ms that is) around here, the mods would've banned you some time ago. So like I said earlier, "Don't worry about it".
Crazy people on the internet are fun.
skurtz wrote:nwt000 wrote:Get your trolling ass out of here!
I'm more friendlier drinking some espresso.
To be honest though, I don't think everyone who mistrusts the government or the Masons is crazy . Just the assh*les online like the one I mentioned to make sites devoted to these claims. It seems like they just want power over other people and they use fear to get it. f*ck them.
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