Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby Big-Will » Mon Mar 07, 2011 6:27 am

mo303564 wrote:First off, Condoms are now beginning to be 'tolerated' by the Roman Catholic Church because they do fight STD's and AIDS.

Fixed for you. The Catholic Church can never accept condoms, since they are a barrier to "Go forth and multiply." But then, the Church would rather have couples married first before they multiply, but that hasn't worked out well for decades now, has it? The Church is only allowing condoms to combat AIDS and STDs because of the criticism it's gotten from all around for not doing anything to curb the AIDS crisis in Africa. Its official position stands.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby KennyKicksAss » Mon Mar 07, 2011 7:56 pm

It's only a sin for men as women have no seed to spill, plus God likes to watch women getting off.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby BRMBug » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:40 pm

I have no issue with God watching me fap... as long as he isn't doing it too.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby Big-Will » Mon Mar 07, 2011 8:49 pm

KennyKicksAss wrote:It's only a sin for men as women have no seed to spill

That's the other thing. The original spill had to do with Onan not honoring a custom in force back then: if a man died, his brothers would line up to take the widow as their own (one at a time, natch - even then women lived longer than men, haha) and have kids... but they would be considered the first brother's kids. Onan didn't want his kids to be considered his brother's, so he pulled out and spilled his seed so that wouldn't happen. When that custom died out, spilling seed still had to be a sin of some sort, and masturbation fit the bill.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby Wii fit man » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:22 pm

VACOOLA wrote:
Ichben wrote:Is what I am doing a sin? Is it killing my soul? And will it kill yours?


It sure is. It sure will. Everyone's gonna burn in hell.

Now shuddup and get back to fapping, or else I'll tell the thought police and my good friend comrade O'Brien to put you in Room 101 where fat stinky rats dressed up as evil clowns will take care of your precious joystick, so that you wouldn't regret abusing it anymore!

You just disturbed me.

lol. There are different ways to "play" with yourself Niels. I was playing with myself since I was 4 :o:wink: (I'll tell you about the "toy doggy" discussion later :roll:)

Now though...in terms of Masterbation, Growing up Catholic I was strayed away from it for a LONG time...high school to be exact. It wasn't until then that I actually 'discovered' masterbation and like Niels it came upon accidently. At first I didn't seem to care and up into college it was something that I rarely did. Until I'd say about 3 years ago :shock:

What happened? Well, after thinking that pornography was a devil's advocate, I actually discovered somehow that....I like it to an extent :o: :oops: Not in like a way that It's on my computer 24/7 like some people. But it's around occassionally, and yes I now masterbate more often because of that as well.

Perhaps knowing that I am getting older, don't have a girlfriend, and have a raging dick that occasionally wants to pop up and say hello....I had to do something. I am Catholic, and it probably is considered a 'sin', but so many other things are worse if you ask me. I honestly don't care anymore.

2 things: First off, Condoms are now beginning to be 'accepted' by the Roman Catholic Church because they do prevent STD's and AIDS.

Second...anyone seen that movie "Miss March" that came out in 2009? Such an awesome movie. Heugh Heffner has a cameo. :P


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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby Zazaban » Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:36 pm

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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby evilcupcake72 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 2:14 am

KennyKicksAss wrote:It's only a sin for men as women have no seed to spill, plus God likes to watch women getting off.

this.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby M00ndragon69 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 7:36 am

Well, I like movies that have hot chick with guns, wearing very little, cause I think bad ass chicks are hot..But that picture of Sarah Palin isn't hot, her face is f*cking creepy. She looks f*cking mental.


Here are some more thoughts on masterbation. I already said I don't think there is a thing wrong with it, but I mentioned my assh*le ex roommate looking at porn on my computer. When by the way, I even told him, he could only use my computer with my permission, and NO PORN, and he promised to behave. For him, I think masterbation is a problem, even though he should not date because he has issues that could harm some poor girl, and what if he got someone pregnant. That thing should not reproduce. But the reason why I think masterbation is a problem for him is he thinks it is bad. Just like other things he likes, but considers bad. Like drinking, and sex, and drugs, and rock, and horror movies, and a lot of other things. He likes them, but he seems to have had a lot of Christian brainwashing in his back ground, that he didn't tell me about til last year, and because of that, he has to turn things like masterbation into a problem for eveyrone else. Because he thinks he is being evil when he does it. Just like how he has to hit on everything with a vagina, and how he is scared hanging out with me will turn him back into a drunk, because occassionally I like to have one drink with dinner. No wonder the assh*le lives at AA now..Literally. He lives at The Oxford House, which is a house AA owns that addicts can go live in for 300 dollars a month. I guess he had better stay there, cause he is f*cking brainwashed into having no free will of his own, and should he do anything they consider taboo, he is going to take it too far and be an assh*le like he was to me and Daniel, because he believes he is doing something bad, so he might as well be really bad.Yeah, I am still pissed at him...Really pissed, cause I feel like he pretty much lied to me about who he was, for a long time.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby VACOOLA » Tue Mar 08, 2011 8:33 pm

M00ndragon69 wrote:Well, I like movies that have hot chick with guns, wearing very little, cause I think bad ass chicks are hot..But that picture of Sarah Palin isn't hot, her face is f*cking creepy. She looks f*cking mental.

Totally! Plus a lil bit fake, if you ask me. :wink:

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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby BRMBug » Tue Mar 08, 2011 9:45 pm

M00ndragon69 wrote:...But that picture of Sarah Palin isn't hot, her face is f*cking creepy. She looks f*cking mental.

I love it. It always makes me laugh. Mostly because of the look on her face. It's also a really good shoop too.
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby evilcupcake72 » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:25 pm

bators gonna bate
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby Pip Tweek » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:19 am

evilcupcake72 wrote:bators gonna bate


I lolled.

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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby triplemultiplex » Wed Mar 09, 2011 10:14 pm

VACOOLA wrote:Here: A bunch of hawt bad ass chicks with guns for you and everyone who likes them some hawt bad ass chicks with guns. No Sarah included.


Why do I get the impression that a LOT of people are jacking it as much to the guns as they are the chicks?
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby Zazaban » Thu Mar 10, 2011 12:34 am

triplemultiplex wrote:
VACOOLA wrote:Here: A bunch of hawt bad ass chicks with guns for you and everyone who likes them some hawt bad ass chicks with guns. No Sarah included.


Why do I get the impression that a LOT of people are jacking it as much to the guns as they are the chicks?

Because this is America?
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Re: Is masturbation a sin? Is it bad for your soul?

Postby M00ndragon69 » Thu Mar 10, 2011 3:28 am

That video was pretty hot..I bet Palin wishes she was half as hot as any of the girls in the video.
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