Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby AngusMcTavish » Mon May 02, 2011 4:16 am

Mopie wrote:Clearly, Osama should not have used his real name and address when he signed up for his Sony PlayStation account. Oops!

LOVE IT!!

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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby GrandTheftAutoHater » Mon May 02, 2011 4:20 am

I remember episode 509, and I remember its ending. Now it's the real deal! VICTORY IS OURS!!!
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon May 02, 2011 4:25 am

Just gonna leave this here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsaTElBljOE

Oh, and this, too. (This one is better.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Big-Will » Mon May 02, 2011 4:50 am

South Park did it already!

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Damn, if only they had waited for bin Laden to die for real. :lol:
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby RianaLD » Mon May 02, 2011 5:09 am

Big-Will wrote:Damn, if only they had waited for bin Laden to die for real. :lol:


I bet M&T are kicking themselves. :lol:

Maybe we could at least see Osama in Hell with Satan or something....
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby mo303564 » Mon May 02, 2011 5:12 am

When I first heard I thought he died of natural causes lol.

Just happy we finally know that he is dead :)

Geuraldo Rivera was kinda the first media person to break the news :shock: lol figures since we know he's a real "investigative reporter" :roll:
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby James--76 » Mon May 02, 2011 5:25 am

Excellent News :D
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Zazaban » Mon May 02, 2011 5:29 am

Now, I wonder how this is going to be twisted into 'Us Bad, Bad Americans' this time.
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Big-Will » Mon May 02, 2011 8:21 am

Osama bin Laden buried at sea. A Muslim tradition that allows us to not prove that we've actually killed the guy. A skeptical world would demand proof.
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby zzyzx 1 » Mon May 02, 2011 8:29 am

And now will come the conspiracy theories: No body, no proof that Osama is dead :(

What's that? We have his DNA? Prove it. Show us the body. Now that's something the conspiracy theorists might say :(
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby James--76 » Mon May 02, 2011 10:24 am

Osama bin Laden buried at sea. A Muslim tradition


He does not deserve to be " burried" at sea, what they should do is have his buring body outside Times Square or Ground Zero for the world to see and a big celebration. :twisted:
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Barack_Obama » Mon May 02, 2011 10:48 am

Sorry, fellow citizens. I tried to get him taxidermied and mounted with a noose around his neck and have it hang from a golden gallows at the top of the new Freedom Tower currently under construction, but we opted not to as to avoid another target for terrorists. Same applies for why he was not kept and buried in any specific place. We don't want a shrine or holy place for sand negro terrorists to worship.
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby James--76 » Mon May 02, 2011 1:09 pm

Kyle: Why? How could you do this? There are people starving in Alabama and you give Cartman a million dollars?

Cartman: Line? Lines! I HATE LINES!!!
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby DMGFreddy » Mon May 02, 2011 1:18 pm

yeah
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon May 02, 2011 1:25 pm

James--76 wrote:This song has to be played today.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD1uGPkx ... ture=share


Nice selection, James. :lol: By the way, on another message board forum I go to, the attitude of unification lasted for seven hours before it descended into the usual clusterfuck of partisan bickering. God, I can't stand how people insist on being idiots.
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