Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Roshambofatality » Mon May 02, 2011 2:05 pm

Only thing we need now is a War-movie that concludes another american war. It'll be about these guys who killed oba.. Osama.
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon May 02, 2011 2:53 pm

Roshambofatality wrote:Only thing we need now is a War-movie that concludes another american war. It'll be about these guys who killed oba.. Osama.


I see what you did there. :lol:
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Catfish23 » Mon May 02, 2011 3:38 pm

Finally, something on the news that makes me happy to hear.
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby cynthia325 » Mon May 02, 2011 4:02 pm

RianaLD wrote:
Big-Will wrote:Damn, if only they had waited for bin Laden to die for real. :lol:


I bet M&T are kicking themselves. :lol:

Maybe we could at least see Osama in Hell with Satan or something....


Why would they be kicking themselves? Isn't it obvious that M&T are psychics?
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby triplemultiplex » Mon May 02, 2011 4:30 pm

Ah, I'm gonna enjoy this. Among our international conflicts, we ain't going to have a definitive moment of accomplishment like this again. Hells yeah!

They should give his corpse the Hitler treatment:
douse it in gas and burn it, then dump the ashes in the sewer. That's what the Soviets did with him. Or is that too good for Osama bin Dickface?
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon May 02, 2011 4:40 pm

triplemultiplex wrote:Ah, I'm gonna enjoy this. Among our international conflicts, we ain't going to have a definitive moment of accomplishment like this again. Hells yeah!

They should give his corpse the Hitler treatment:
douse it in gas and burn it, then dump the ashes in the sewer. That's what the Soviets did with him. Or is that too good for Osama bin Dickface?


Nice post, triplemuliplex. And to answer your question, we dumped him into the sea. Why do we "honor" the wishes of our enemies? THEY'RE OUR ENEMIES! Instead of making sure he's buried within twenty-four hours of his death, WE SHOULD MAKE SURE IT'S HIM AND PARADE HIM AROUND WITH A FIFTEEN FOOT STICK UP HIS ASS SO WE CAN TELL THE WORLD, "SEE? THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PISS US OFF AND ATTACK US! WE EVENTUALLY FIND YOU AND PUT A CAP IN YOUR ASS!"

/rant (We now return you to our regularly scheduled program already in progress. Also, I'm a Christian who believes we shouldn't desecrate human remains. In other words, I try to respect the dead, no matter how depraved they were in life.)
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Zazaban » Mon May 02, 2011 5:05 pm

I think it's just good they removed the physical presence from the situation. It would a target for retaliation, or worse, veneration. No need to have martyr relics for his fan base lying around.
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon May 02, 2011 5:12 pm

Zazaban wrote:I think it's just good they removed the physical presence from the situation. It would a target for retaliation, or worse, veneration. No need to have martyr relics for his fan base lying around.


Eh, fair enough. I still say turnabout is fair play, but what do I know? (Oh, yeah. I'm a Christian who believes we shouldn't desecrate human remains. >_<)
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Pip Tweek » Mon May 02, 2011 5:34 pm

I hate to rain on the parade, but what does this change?

Is terrorism suddenly going to stop? Is "the war on terror" finally over? Are innocent people going to stop being killed? Is quality of life in America going to cease its decline as the richest 1% get richer?

That said, sea burial was too good for bin Laden - they should have paraded his corpse around times square with an American flag sticking out of his ass.
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby angeldeb82 » Mon May 02, 2011 5:58 pm

Pip Tweek wrote:I hate to rain on the parade, but what does this change?

Is terrorism suddenly going to stop? Is "the war on terror" finally over? Are innocent people going to stop being killed? Is quality of life in America going to cease its decline as the richest 1% get richer?

That said, sea burial was too good for bin Laden - they should have paraded his corpse around times square with an American flag sticking out of his ass.


Well, some 9/11 families have pointed out that bin Laden's death will never bring closure.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42853787/ns ... _bin_laden
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon May 02, 2011 6:05 pm

angeldeb82 wrote:
Pip Tweek wrote:I hate to rain on the parade, but what does this change?

Is terrorism suddenly going to stop? Is "the war on terror" finally over? Are innocent people going to stop being killed? Is quality of life in America going to cease its decline as the richest 1% get richer?

That said, sea burial was too good for bin Laden - they should have paraded his corpse around times square with an American flag sticking out of his ass.


Well, some 9/11 families have pointed out that bin Laden's death will never bring closure.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42853787/ns ... _bin_laden


I realize that, but it should at least ease some of the pain. I mean he was the figurehead of the terrorist organization responsible for 9/11. Having said that, I pray I'm never in their position.
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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Big-Will » Mon May 02, 2011 7:46 pm

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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Ichben » Mon May 02, 2011 7:49 pm

It looks like the Crimson King is dead...good riddence...I knew Obama had a little gunslinger blood in him, well done Mr. President, well done my good sir....but now, what about the rest of the "breakers" and the rats in the rat hole?

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Re: Report: Osama bin Laden is dead.

Postby Mick Bynes » Mon May 02, 2011 8:08 pm

I didn't know the day would come. It's good to know that Osama is finally dead.
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