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Ichben
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Would you rather have lots of money or lots of great sex...

Postby Ichben » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:25 am

...for the rest of your life???

If somebody said they would pay you $10,000,000 if you will not have sex for 15 years, would you accept this offer? Would you be willing to wait 15 years before you can have sex again with a man or woman you love, desire or lust for?

Of course If you to accept this offer and break the contract, you loose the chance to win the money.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby M00ndragon69 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:41 am

It would be easy for me to say I would take the money..I haven't been in a relationship for awhile, the reasons why are complicated. So part of me feels like if nothing is going to change, if there is always going to be some stupid reason why the people I really like and I can't get together, and that the people who have shown interest in me are always going to be f*cked up loosers, then I might as well take the money. But I do still have hope that someone I could be happy with will come along, I would rather have that then all the money in the world.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby NeuroHeart » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:46 am

No way is that enough money. That's not even a million per chaste year, and that wouldn't be enough. It would have to be more than most lotto jackpots for me to even consider it.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Niels0827 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:49 am

I've gone 15 years without sex before, and I can do it again. Besides, you never said masturbation was prohibited.

So...I'll take the money.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Unassumption » Sat Jun 11, 2011 7:00 am

Couldn't this have gone in the this or that thread? It's not much money, but my carnal pleasure of choice is food! Never plan on having sex so unless the loophole Niels saw was wrong this would be an easy decision. Could buy sex suppressed pills if i wanted =I
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Jonny Pepperston » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:31 am

I doesn’t matter! If you have half a brain one would just lead to the other eventually anyways.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:08 pm

I'd take the money, mostly because I have not been that lucky with the girls. Besides, when I get the money I can go hire a bunch of prostitutes and buy a large amount of anti-biotics.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby GeminiShamrock » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:33 pm

Ichben wrote:life or great sex???

If somebody said they would pay you $10,000,000 if you will not have sex for 15 years, would you accept this offer? Would you be willing to wait 15 years before you can have sex again with a man or woman you love, desire or lust for?

Of course If you to accept this offer and break the contract, you loose the chance to win the money.


What if you've yet to have sex when you receive said offer? Can I just have the money anyway?

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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Unassumption » Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:30 pm

If I go back in time with you 15 years can my younger self make the deal? I'm certain he'll manage abstinence that long at least >_>
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby mo303564 » Sun Jun 12, 2011 4:38 am

Show me the money! :P

Never had sex, and if someone ever paid me $10million bucks not to have it....but,

Then I couldn't have children when I'm 35? :cry:

nah, I want the cash. You said "great" sex, who's to judge the sex you get is "great"? I could just say it was "meh" or "okay" and you'd lose sucka! :mrgreen: :wink:

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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Unassumption » Sun Jun 12, 2011 6:24 am

You could have kids without sex if you jackoff into a syringe and inject the special lady? Not sure if that counts as sex :I or just adopt
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby NeuroHeart » Sun Jun 12, 2011 8:18 am

Hmm. I feel like I might be the only sexually active poster here...

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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby triplemultiplex » Sun Jun 12, 2011 10:22 pm

$10 million for only 15 years without? Deal.

Statistically speaking, that ain't going to hurt my average too terribly. I'm not exactly hitting above the Mendoza Line. (Lotta fly ball outs.)

And because you said "sex" I'm going to assume that only means penetration. So there's a lot of wiggle room in there.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby BRMBug » Mon Jun 13, 2011 5:38 am

triplemultiplex wrote:And because you said "sex" I'm going to assume that only means penetration. So there's a lot of wiggle room in there.

What-what?
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby furrybutch » Mon Jun 13, 2011 12:59 pm

Ok,people just for the record virgins shouldn't be posting here,for obvious reasons.
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