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Ex1lepr0
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 12:01 pm

^Most likely not. Lots of people see this thread, not just registered users, so there's probably someone who is creeped out by this thread, but is just not saying anything.

Anyway, Ichben, if I can masturbate and watch porn, I'd do it. But for the next 15 years, I would not get much opportunity, at least 5 of them would be spent in the navy...
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby cynthia325 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:29 pm

That is a large sum of cash. I could probaby do it! I have will power and determination!
And I don't see why this thread is "creepy". I enjoy open-minded honest discussions. We're all human, afterall!
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby NeuroHeart » Thu Jun 16, 2011 4:58 pm

Ichben wrote:Would you really want to give up this: http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?v ... ed30c52eec

for 15 years for 10 million dollars???

That, specifically? Since the majority of that vid looks like no fun to me...
I presume, though, that since the subject refers to "great" sex that we would be giving up our own ideas of great sex. So, still no. Having a partner is way more fun than I'd be willing to give up. And in the next 15 years (if the majority of articles on the subject are to be believed) I'll be getting into my sexual 'prime' so I'd have even more trouble with it. Perhaps I'll be more willing to chose money over sex in my sixties or something :lol:
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Rachel88 » Thu Jun 16, 2011 5:10 pm

Great sex
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby triplemultiplex » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:45 pm

Ichben wrote:Updated rules:

1. You can masturbate and you can look at porn.
2. Oral Sex is not allowed(besides wouldn't she get tired of doing that? Oral sex may please you, but it sure as hell won't please your partner. He or she will probably go somewhere else for sexual pleasure).

Thoughts?


What about hand jobs?
What about using your hands on any potential parters?
What about anal?
What about titty-fucking?
What about masturbating with another person in the room doing whatever?
What about foot-jobs?
What about non-penetrative genital contact?
What about sex toys?

There is a LOT of wiggle room in this arrangement as it stands.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Ichben » Sat Jun 18, 2011 5:24 am

triplemultiplex wrote:
Ichben wrote:Updated rules:

1. You can masturbate and you can look at porn.
2. Oral Sex is not allowed(besides wouldn't she get tired of doing that? Oral sex may please you, but it sure as hell won't please your partner. He or she will probably go somewhere else for sexual pleasure).

Thoughts?


What about hand jobs?
What about using your hands on any potential parters?
What about anal?
What about titty-fucking?
What about masturbating with another person in the room doing whatever?
What about foot-jobs?
What about non-penetrative genital contact?
What about sex toys?

There is a LOT of wiggle room in this arrangement as it stands.


You can do hand jobs on yourself
Can't do hand jobs on partners
Can't do anal
You can masturbate with another person in the room.
No foot jobs
No Non-penetrative genital contact
Sure you can use sex toys
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Unassumption » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:24 am

This is a specific example of a more general question; how much more is sex with another person worth than masturbation?

Is the cost under, or over, a lot of money for the rest of your life? For me it's under even with the smallish figure presented, hell lower than the opportunity cost of the time it takes to complete. It'd be money for something i was planning on doing anyway ;)

Masturbating is a waste of time, if i was paid not to do it then i'd have a good incentive to use my time on more productive things, above the obvious. It'd be a harder sell without masturbation but I'd take it (possibly on the proviso I could take sexual surpressant pills or something with the money).
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby NeuroHeart » Sat Jun 18, 2011 6:39 am

Unassumption wrote:This is a specific example of a more general question; how much more is sex with another person worth than masturbation?

20-30 times more, in my personal experience.

No, I'm not just making up data, I have an actual numerical value I'm basing this on.
I actually don't think I could put a price tag on it. They say everyone has their price, but I just don't think I could do it. Hormonal systems are powerful things, and they can drive one batty if they don't get what they want, which makes it very hard to focus or get anything done. (This is true in all things, btw, not just in sex. Hunger is greatly motivated by hormones, just as an example.)
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Wii fit man » Mon Jun 20, 2011 12:45 am

1. You can masturbate and you can look at porn.


Pfft that is SOFTCORE.

Money, easy.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Unassumption » Mon Jun 20, 2011 8:02 am

Some people are more or less influenced by different hormonal systems than others it seems, I'm a very food oriented person (which can be bought legally with dollars) and need to be constantly full to think, while I rarely think about sex. Putting one figure on it is probably impossible since different people are worth different amounts, an average might be useless for that same reason. Masturbating's value compared to a nice ice bun depends on how hungry and horney i am at that moment, it's very situational. I'd usually put the bun above the masturbating, so food is probably above sex for me and even if it's not, the cost is way too high for my miserly ass in terms of actually exerting energy (it's like exercise!)
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby HellasMacedonia » Tue Jun 21, 2011 12:31 pm

Of course !!! Thank God i have my hands !!!!!!! hihihi :unhoodedkenny:
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Brendle » Wed Jun 22, 2011 8:30 am

I agree with Unassumption.

Masturbation is one of the biggest wastes of time in the history of human activities. It's an evil curse on us all. I know I sound like a Christian (I am not Christian)...but it's how I genuinely feel.

I don't care if YOU masturbate or not...but I care that I've wasted hours of my life doing it. It's f*cking pathetic.

Nothing ever is produced/created/achieved by it...nothing except filthy porn videos and smut.

...Yet I do it. Because I have to. It's an addiction, and it can't be fixed. I wish I could turn my need off...

I actually want to do something with my life. Maybe write a good book or something...not just become another regular, run-of-the-mill wanker. But for now I am one.
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:24 pm

Brendle wrote:I agree with Unassumption.

Masturbation is one of the biggest wastes of time in the history of human activities. It's an evil curse on us all. I know I sound like a Christian (I am not Christian)...but it's how I genuinely feel.

I don't care if YOU masturbate or not...but I care that I've wasted hours of my life doing it. It's f*cking pathetic.

Nothing ever is produced/created/achieved by it...nothing except filthy porn videos and smut.

...Yet I do it. Because I have to. It's an addiction, and it can't be fixed. I wish I could turn my need off...

I actually want to do something with my life. Maybe write a good book or something...not just become another regular, run-of-the-mill wanker. But for now I am one.


Well, I can definitely see where you're coming from, but we humans are mammals, and all mammals need some type of pleasure. The way I handle it is to do it during certain times, specifically when I'm taking a shower. That way it doesn't disrupt me or my schedule for the day. But I think not doing it is worse, because thoughts during the day can distract you and make it even tougher. But if you want to do something with your life, then do it. It's as simple as that. Do it. What the hell are you waiting for? DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!!
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby cynthia325 » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:27 pm

Brendle wrote:I agree with Unassumption.

Masturbation is one of the biggest wastes of time in the history of human activities. It's an evil curse on us all. I know I sound like a Christian (I am not Christian)...but it's how I genuinely feel.

I don't care if YOU masturbate or not...but I care that I've wasted hours of my life doing it. It's f*cking pathetic.

Nothing ever is produced/created/achieved by it...nothing except filthy porn videos and smut.

...Yet I do it. Because I have to. It's an addiction, and it can't be fixed. I wish I could turn my need off...

I actually want to do something with my life. Maybe write a good book or something...not just become another regular, run-of-the-mill wanker. But for now I am one.

Funny you say that. There have been times where I'm like "omg I gotta have my fix!" And I do it. And it feels good. And it feels right. Then at the end I'm like "That was a waste of time. I could have been watching tv or taken a nap."
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Re: Would you rather have a lot of money for the rest of you

Postby Ex1lepr0 » Wed Jun 22, 2011 2:53 pm

Can't we all just get along?

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