Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

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Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby Ichben » Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:41 am

If somebody paid you $10 million to make a sex tape with your mother and post the video on pornhub.com would you do it? Me personally I'd rather try and free solo a mountain(for the $10 million) than have sex with my mother, I just can't bring myself to do that, no matter how desperate I may be, I simply don't think I could do it.

Now I'm sure many of you wouldn't do it as well but what if your mother actually WANTED you to make a sex tape with her? What if you(or she) really needed the money? Would you bite the bullet and make the sex tape? Would you do it to help your mother and your family?

I know money is the root of all evil, but can money be this powerful enough to make you do something this disgusting and this wrong??? Would you at least be tempted??
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby BigGuy101 » Mon Aug 29, 2011 1:20 am

No way dude. Not if my mom is going to be in it. Not even myself. But I'm pretty sure there are some users here that would though. Out of every one user on this BBS, there are probably sixteen who would (don't ask how I know).
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby Ichben » Mon Aug 29, 2011 2:11 am

BigGuy101 wrote:No way dude. Not if my mom is going to be in it. Not even myself. But I'm pretty sure there are some users here that would though. Out of every one user on this BBS, there are probably sixteen who would (don't ask how I know).


I feel ya man, I don't think I would EVER look at my mom the same way again if I was desperate enough to do the sex tape. Hell I don't think I'd ever be the same again. I'd probably have to use some of that money on therapy.

So you really think there are people on this board that would be brave enough to make the sex tape huh? Well all I can say is more power to them.

But on a more serious note, I'm really sorry about your daughter Big Guy, I hope you and your partner are feeling better.
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby Mamont » Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:23 pm

If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said: "Have sex with your father, or else I'll kill your mother while having sex with you!"... I woud have sex with myself.
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby GeminiShamrock » Mon Aug 29, 2011 4:38 pm

Um, I think my dad would have a problem with that. I know my mom would, too. There are other factors, but based on that, I'd refuse.
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby triplemultiplex » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:14 am

To whom would that be worth $10 million, though? I know this is hypothetical, but that stretches my suspension of disbelief too much. For $10 million, a person could get some much better looking people to screw and a lot more of them.
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby Ichben » Tue Aug 30, 2011 2:55 am

triplemultiplex wrote:To whom would that be worth $10 million, though? I know this is hypothetical, but that stretches my suspension of disbelief too much. For $10 million, a person could get some much better looking people to screw and a lot more of them.

triplemultiplex wrote:To whom would that be worth $10 million, though? I know this is hypothetical, but that stretches my suspension of disbelief too much. For $10 million, a person could get some much better looking people to screw and a lot more of them.


Think about it like this Triple. Do you like the smell of your own urine? Would you consider drinking your urine on a daily or weekly basis? Some people may find this disgusting but there are others in this world who find it completely normal(a famous boxer drunk his own urine in preparation for a big fight his name was Juan Manuel Marquez).

What about S&M? Would this be something you and your partner would be interested in doing? Some people may find S&M disturbing but others may find it completely normal. As well as swinger parties.

I know your suspension of disbelief has been stretched thin, but if there are people who like the taste of their own urine, engage in S&M bondage and took part in swinger parties do you think there are some sick people in this world who get turned on by mother/son sex? This person is probably not rich and probably not a part of a large and powerful corporation.

But pretend you are a part of a science fiction novel and pretend this was the case. Pretend somebody offered you this amount of money for their satisfaction and pleasure and pretend your make-believe mother in this make believe story, in this make believe world begged to to take the offer and begged you to sleep with her.

I know it's disgusting and I know it's sick, but think about it a little and see if it will shorten your suspension disbelief a little. Take a look at my story it'll probably give you a better idea of what I am saying. If not, oh well I tried.


Melmoth-son
Deviliscious-Mother

Melmoth(son) walks into the kitchen. Deviliscious(mother) is sitting at the table twiddling her fingers, looking distressed.

Melmoth looks at his mother, concern slowly spreading across his face. Something is wrong he thinks, something is terribly wrong with my mother.

He goes to the refrigerator to get some milk.

Mom is still twiddling her fingers nervously, looking worried looking scared.

Melmoth drinks the milk. He finishes, puts down his class and sits at the table across from his mother.

“What’s wrong mom?” he ask.

Oh nothing sweetie, it’s nothing.

“You sure mom?” Melmoth ask.

Melmoth reaches across the table and gently grabs her hand.

“Come on mom I know something‘s wrong. Now tell me what’s on your mind” he pleads.

“Nothing sweetheart, I'm fine really?” She says

“Oh come on mom don’t give me that” he says. “I know something’s bothering you. So tell me what it is, let me help you mom, let me try and make the pain go away.”

Mom looks at her son than at her fingers. She looks at her son again and looks away dejectedly almost ashamedly.

The son pleads with his mother. “Mom, please tell me what’s wrong. I can take it.” He says.

The mother sighs. “Okay hun, I wasn’t sure how to break this to you, but…um…I…”

Son is eager “Come on ma, spit it out!!!!”

“I want you to f*ck me” says the mother.

Silence fills the room. Melmoth is somewhat confused and stunned.

“Wha…What?!?” he says.

“I said I want you to f*ck me” the mother repeated.

The son stands up “MOM!!!!” he exclaims. “You can’t be serious!!! Please tell me your joking!”

“I’m sorry baby but this ain’t no joke and I ain’t kidding”

But why momma?? Why would you ask of such a thing? Why the hell do you want me to…to…jesus Christ… I'm your SON?!?”

“The money sweetheart. We really need the money.”

“Wha—What money? What are you talking about?”

“$10 million dollars” she says.

Again the son is stunned into silence than regains his composure and listens.

“Son a group of powerful people are offering me $10 million dollars if I make a sex tape with…well…with you.”

“But why me ma, why me?? Why a sex tape? What kind of sick people are behind this?”

"They call themselves the Can-toi" she says.

"Can who?" ask Melmoth.

"Can-toi, Melmoth, they're low men in yellow coats, they work for a corporation called Sombra and their boss...um...their king, I think that's what they call him, well he wants this sex tape and he want us to do it."

"But why us? What possible pleasure is he going to get out of this? What is he going to gain?" Melmoth ask.

“I don’t know child, I just don’t know. I know it doesn't make sense, but I begged and pleaded with them to choose someone other than you, but they refused and I accepted.”

“You mean you are actually going to go through with this? Mom
I can’t believe you would agree to this. I can’t believe you would…I’m your son ma, YOUR f*cking SON!!!!

“I know baby I know” she says breaking into tears.

“But we really need that money Melmoth” she says sobbing.

“We really do, or we’re out on the street”.

The son walks back and forth in the kitchen. Anger ridden on his face. Fist balled, teeth clenched.

“When I get my hands on these low men I’m gonna….”

“No Melmoth don’t do it. You don’t want to mess with these people.”

“Oh so it’s okay to mess with us but not with them? bullsh*t ma…f*cking bullsh*t!!!”

“Sweetheart please, let’s just do it and get it over with. I don’t like it anymore than you do but this is a once in a life time opportunity. If we pass this up, we’re done, we’re through!!”

“I DON”T GIVE A f*ck!!! I ain’t doing it, WE aren’t doing it!!” Melmoth yells. We aren't that desperate, WE ARE NOT THAT LOW!!!!

“But baby….”the mother says “Try to understand….”

“I don't want to understand and don’t you f*cking call me baby” says the son. “Don’t you EVER call me that again!!!” he says as he grabs his coat, and walks out the door.

He gets in his car. He is angry at the situation. Angry at himself at how he handled the situation. How he talked to his mother. Angry the confusion building in his mind and angry at his mother’s desperation.

He drives the car.

He’s angry at his inability to take care of his mother. Angry at the men in yellow coats and the Sombra Corporation. Angry at the King with the sick mind. The boy is angry. Melmoth is mad and he is driving his buick 8 down a road full of fog and hate, vengeance and disgust.

He drives faster and faster unsure of what to do. He drives and he's mad, he drives and he's sad at the state of his life, his situation, his misery. Melmoth drives, he loses control, his buick 8 crashes into a wall of chaos and suddenly….suddenly….

He is lying down on a bed. Not a hospital bed but a normal bed. Relief washes over his face. The nightmare is over. The bad dream is gone. Or is it.....
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby Big-Will » Tue Aug 30, 2011 3:20 am

one month ban for motherfucking.

(no, I would not be tempted, but I can ban him for even suggesting that anyone else should be)
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby Brendle » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:43 pm

Probably the dumbest thread I've ever read on here.
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby BigGuy101 » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:13 pm

I wonder why this thread hasn't been locked.
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Re: Fellas, would you at least be tempted???

Postby Big-Will » Wed Aug 31, 2011 9:21 pm

No reason. :)
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