How Will You Survive the Fallout?

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Re: How Will You Survive the Fallout?

Postby triplemultiplex » Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:02 pm

Here's another post-apocalyptic survival strategy:
become somebody's minion.

Every post-apocalypse movie has the bad guy (well sometimes it's a chick, right Tina Turner?) and then a bunch of dudes who do his bidding. So once sh*t goes down, buddy up with any charismatic person who seems to be ordering everyone around. There might be some killing of innocent people, but hey, that leader dude is going to kill you if you don't, so sorry, bitch, it's either you or me. The earlier into the apocalypse you get in with that charismatic leader, the better. If you know them before the apocalypse even better. So befriend anyone in your area that might make a good war lord.

Now the minions never fare well against the hero in those movies, so if a ruggedly handsome guy starts causing trouble after your boss has been in charge for a while, that's a good time to call in sick. Be prepared to switch loyalties at a moments notice, which shouldn't be too hard as I'm sure leader dude will have beat you a little at some point. But don't be too quick to side with the rugged newcomer. After all, this isn't a movie and rugged dude's insurrection against leader dude might fail. So keep your options open whenever possible.

But don't become leader dude's right hand man. You don't want to be the best man leader dude has. Because when rugged dude comes for leader dude, he's going to go through you and he's going to win. Stay on the edge of leader dude's inner circle.

If you can put up with a little degrading treatment every now and then and don't mind having leader dude's sloppy seconds, you can probably make a pretty comfortable life after the apocalypse. Just don't fuck up so bad that leader dude kills you in a fit of rage. Delegate, man. Let someone else take the ass whoopin'.

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Re: How Will You Survive the Fallout?

Postby Unassumption » Thu Jun 21, 2012 10:48 pm

Having too much ambition often gets you killed by giving you stuff people will kill you to get, but having too little puts you in harm's way by not having stuff you need. Don't be a redshrit minion!
It's not just heros who want to kill you, everyone wants to play the evil desert raiders so you'll have competition from other evil folk D:

The sooner you know about the apocylipse, the better you can be prepaired for it. Who knows about it before the guy who causes it? My advice is to cause armogedon, then you'll know how to deal with it :D
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Re: How Will You Survive the Fallout?

Postby GeminiShamrock » Thu Jun 21, 2012 11:00 pm

I don't think I'll be here when that happens. I'll be dead. (I figure I'll be one of those who gets killed before the whole thing really starts anyway.)
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Re: How Will You Survive the Fallout?

Postby Unassumption » Fri Jun 22, 2012 12:58 am

It's unlikely any apocylipse would be truely global. Searching for places it hasn't reached would be important, though they'd probably want to keep me and the apocylipse i bring with me out, and if i got in i'd probably ruin it by bringing the end of the world with me. But I'd try anyway, since my survival is all that's required to win this challenge :P
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Re: Simply Put Watch Casa Bonita lmao

Postby shaquir » Fri Jun 22, 2012 1:38 am

Season 7 Episodes 11
Haha Just watch it and itll explain all your concerns :D

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