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Everyone queue up your training montage music.


(Because obviously part of the movie will be Luke teaching Rey some Jedi sh*t.)
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I thought it was okay.
But boy, do I feel betrayed by those trailers. They led me to believe that this was going to be more psychological and ethereal take on the nature of the Jedi and the Force. And while there was some of that in this movie, it feels like Rian Johnson was being nipped in the butt Disney and Lucasfilm, because there are moments where the film is creative and exploring new territory and others where they go "come back".
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Seriously, what the fuck was that? I get it, Luke is totally off the grid now, but goddamn!!
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I am so pissed off that Snoke died. My favorite parts were of Snoke and DJ though.
It did feel weird watching the movie with Carrie Fisher dead in real life.
I hope Snoke will be back for the next movie but I am thinking that will not happen. I kind of knew that there couldn’t be three Siths, so either Snoke or Kylo Ren would have to die.
Luke dying was kind of cool. I did think of him disappearing like Ben Kenobi. Still Luke did not that much but project himself onto the battlefield as a distraction. Snoke didn’t do much but his scenes in his lair were some of the best footage in the film and they f*cked up by not having some more of it and for not allowing Snoke to do more, like fight. How did Snoke die? He said he controlled both Rey's and Ren's mind but they or one of them was able to fool him into not seeing the future and Ren killed him. Kylo Ren was suppose to be a weak fighter and weak at mind tricks but he fools Snoke? I was really hoping to see Snoke do some cool sh*t.
I’m on the team now wanting Snoke back, I’m not sure who that puts me with but I hope he can return.
So it seems an other slave boy was seen in this movie at the end of it who had force powers. I wonder if he will be used at all in the next movie?
A problem is that now Kylo Ren is the master and he needs an apprentice. So this leaves Rey to be the apprentice or will Ren realize he should find someone else? Rey will want an apprentice, there is Leia but Carrie died so I’m not sure. I think Leia may help Rey somehow in old footage but she will have to die, right? I wonder if that slave boy will be the new apprentice of Rey's?
One thing common in Star Wars is a Sith master never really tries at all to meet and spend time with the person they are going to have as their new apprentice. I mean we know the Sith apprentice always tries to recruit a Jedi but the Sith master just chills out. So now that Ren is the master who will he pick? Like before Sidious just chilled and people put him with Anakin so Sidious was like okay cool I'll have you be my new apprentice. Also Snoke was invited all the time to chill out by Luke to be with the new jedi's and that is how Snoke picked Kylo Ren. So its like Kylo Ren will get invited into the Rebels side by Rey or Leia and Kylo Ren will then be able to guide Rey’s apprentice or one of them, into joining him.
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That scene was cool. It totally caught me off guard and gave me something new and weird that made me feel like the Star Wars universe was interesting. I would drink that things milk and eat it too.triplemultiplex wrote: ↑Thu Dec 21, 2017 2:36 amAnyone else thirsty?
Seriously, what the fuck was that? I get it, Luke is totally off the grid now, but goddamn!!
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I don't think anything in Star Wars will ever be as funny as the space manatee milking if there are 100 more movies.
Why? Because it's meta.
In this scene, Luke is the audience and the space manatee is Disney. You will chug what we put out.
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REVERSE THE POLARITY OF THE NEUTRON FLOW! (Proud Doctor Who fan.)
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Which could play into the next movie's favor as my expectations are quite low.
A quick word on Solo; it was a forgettable experience giving me unnecessary backstory on an otherwise good character. A character that was good because of his mysterious origins, mind you. The whole movie felt like some jumbled fan-fictions about Han Solo written by psuedo-nerds of Star Wars who care more about the minutia of that fictional universe than having a good movie. They crammed so much explanatory crap in there that it made me not care about the plot, such that it was. Ret-con makes for bad entertainment. f*ck your fictional universe; this is like Star Trek: Enterprise spending two episodes trying to explain to me why Original Series Klingons look like humans with beards while Next Generation Klingons have the walnut heads. Who cares?
Solo was a 2 hour checklist of unneeded exposition for a movie from 40 years ago. It succeeded only in diminishing the mystique of probably the most beloved character in the Star Wars canon. f*ck you Disney. And f*ck you Ron Howard; I thought you'd at least be able to salvage an interesting movie out of a bullsh*t premise.
People like me saw this coming years ago when Disney gobbled up Star Wars; bad movies ruining good characters for blatant cash grabs. We warned you, people of Earth.
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