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This is the age old question.
Who would win:Chuck Norris, Stevan Segal, Jean Claude Van Damme, or Mr. T?
I vote Stevan Segal.

It's between the first two but Chuck studied with Bruce Lee.

Yeah.
I saw on an old kung fu film where Chuck and Bruce went at it.
They were both like 20 years old and in the end, Bruce snapped Chuck's neck.
It was pretty cool.
I think it was on Youtube.

I pity the foo' who don't root fo' T! UNNNNH!!

First off, Stevan Seagal and Van Damme don't know any real martial arts. They just star in a lot of Action movies.

Second, Mr. T is just a body-builder and there is a big difference between a body builder and a fighter.

And Thirdly, Chuck Norris is the only one who actually knows martial arts. Plus, not just that, He was like a Karate champion. And he also sparred with Bruce Lee. And Since Bruce Lee is the best fighter and martial artist that ever lived, Chuck Norris wins by default.

Sereth1217 wrote:First off, Stevan Seagal and Van Damme don't know any real martial arts. They just star in a lot of Action movies.

Second, Mr. T is just a body-builder and there is a big difference between a body builder and a fighter.

And Thirdly, Chuck Norris is the only one who actually knows martial arts. Plus, not just that, He was like a Karate champion. And he also sparred with Bruce Lee. And Since Bruce Lee is the best fighter and martial artist that ever lived, Chuck Norris wins by default.

bullsh*t. Steven Seagal may have exagerated a lot of his background (to put it lightly), but he is a legitimate black belt in aikido, so really it's between him and Chuck Norris.

Steven Seagal is younger and is a blackbelt in a more effective martial art than karate. Chuck Norris is more elite at his particular discipline and well, he did indeed study with Bruce Lee, which I imagine helped, with Lee's pragmatist approach to martial arts.

So in short I really couldn't say. Neither one has actually competed in some sort of legit match in decades probably. If I had to take a wild guess I'd go with Seagal (Segal?) though, since aikido > karate, and I've never heard of Chuck Norris learning any sort of grappling or submission.

its not even a fight im mean come on chuck norris is the deadlyiest thing on the planet

Can anyone remember who Seagal was married to at one point? I'm sure if you ask her, she'll tell you from experience just how much of a punch he packed.

Chuck knows ancient chiness secrets!

AngusMcTavish wrote:Can anyone remember who Seagal was married to at one point? I'm sure if you ask her, she'll tell you from experience just how much of a punch he packed.

Seagal kicks ass!
He is so cool! He can beat the f2cking army of ninjas

Chuck Norris, because his name is Chuck! (Inside Joke)