Would You Do Your Past Self?

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If you could Time Travel, and meet yourself, would you sex your past self?

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Would You Do Your Past Self?

Postby Rebecca_Cutswald » Sun Apr 22, 2007 6:35 pm

I was reading the Time Traveler's Wife, and at one point the time traveler has sex with his past self, and that got me to thinking... *cough*

I would. Hahah. But only my older-than-16 self, because I don't think I was cool with sex until around then. :roll: Not saying I was pure until then, but to say I didn't even really wanna kiss another person until I was 15- so I was a late bloomer and I wouldn't want to traumatize/molest/rape my past self. That would be un-cool...

And coming from me as a 20 yr old, I'm not sure I'd be cool with sexing my 16 year old self- even if my 16 yr old self would be cool with sexing me, just cause I was a shrimpy little thing at 16. O.o

Otherwise... yeah I would totally be cool with having sex with my future self. That would be the best. Like if my 24 yr old self suddenly showed up and was like "Let's get wasted and smex!"
I'd be all "Omg awesome! OK!"
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Postby Nommel » Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:54 pm

I'd f*ck myself.
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Postby MaxwellsSilverHammer » Sun Apr 22, 2007 8:59 pm

haha. i was asexual back then, i'm asexual now. i'm not sure that'd work.
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Postby deathandecay » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:20 pm

Well, last time i checked i didn't look like this:


So my answer is no.
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Postby O'Brien » Sun Apr 22, 2007 9:25 pm

Since I'm heterosexual, I wouldn't be inclined to f*ck myself at all.

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Postby Rooster_Costume » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:26 am

No, even though I have a super-hot ass. 8)
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Postby Tweeks_Coffee » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:29 am

Sure, the old me could've used a good lay.
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Postby BSenter » Mon Apr 23, 2007 3:54 am

Probably not actually have sex with myself. But, I might masturbate watching my past self have sex w/ one of my old girlfriends while sniffing my past self's underwear in the closet.

Man...that'd be totally hot... :P
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Postby BRMBug » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:02 am

MaxwellsSilverHammer wrote:haha. i was asexual back then, i'm asexual now. i'm not sure that'd work.


There is a 10% chance I'd do my 16/17 year old self. I was that hawt.
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Postby ClydesGirl » Tue May 01, 2007 11:30 pm

No, because I don't believe in reincarnation.
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Postby Sizzling Lynn » Sat May 05, 2007 2:37 am

Maybe...that'd be kinda kinky but also pretty pointless.
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Postby jjmac12345 » Sat May 05, 2007 3:18 am

BRMBug wrote:
MaxwellsSilverHammer wrote:haha. i was asexual back then, i'm asexual now. i'm not sure that'd work.


There is a 10% chance I'd do my 16/17 year old self. I was that hawt.

Asexual icon! lol
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Postby Jay C » Sat May 05, 2007 4:12 pm

Sizzling Lynn wrote:Maybe...that'd be kinda kinky but also pretty pointless.

Everything kinky is pointless. :lol:

And... I seriously doubt it. For a ton of money, probably, as I'm a gigantic whore.
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Postby love*metal » Sat May 05, 2007 4:17 pm

Hell no, I was an ugly kid.
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Postby vexille » Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:13 pm

That sounds like good sh*t you were smoking when you started this thread, Rebecca_Cutswald.

I don't think I would f*ck my younger self. But if I did have a time machine, then one thing I would do is go back to when I was in high school, punch myself in the face, and impress upon that little son of a bitch that he has a lot of potential and he's pissing it all away and he had better shape up pronto. Other than that, I would use time travel to kill Jesus and Muhammed before they took on messianic or prophet-like pretensions. Yeah f*ck the laws of causality.
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