Douchiest Event in the Universe

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Douchiest Event in the Universe

Barry Bonds' 756th homerun
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33%
Live Earth
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Iraq Troop Surge
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An Inconvenient Truth wins Academy Award
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33%
Democratic takeover of Congress
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7%
 
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Douchiest Event in the Universe

Postby Big-Will » Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:34 am

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Postby BRMBug » Wed Aug 15, 2007 12:25 pm

Hmm, I'm gonna have to think about this one.
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Postby swellman7 » Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:09 pm

Barry Bond's homerun record. What a douche.
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Postby tweekedkenny » Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:46 am

The new homerun "record".
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Postby SuperMaids » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:25 am

So many Douchie events... so very hard to choose!
I'll go for the political comeback vessel that not only managed to wriggle it's way into classrooms around America, but into critical and comercial aclaim as well.
Baseball sucks anyway, it just detracts from the fame rightfull owed to the nation's one true sport; Baseketball.
The 'Surge' comes close, after hearing FOX blab on about it like it's more than a PR guy's cleaver way of hiding the fact that America's new strategy for Iraq is to flood the country with so many troops the insurgeons'll drown.
As for the democrats filling the house; that's just rule by the rabble. Love it or go live in Iran.
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Postby Thunderhorse » Thu Aug 16, 2007 3:34 am

Barry's Homerun record. I think that was ridiculous that this 'roider steals the record from a real athlete. I'm not a baseball fan, but I know Bullsh!t when I smell it.
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Re: Douchiest Event in the Universe

Postby S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K » Fri Oct 05, 2007 3:03 am

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Re: Douchiest Event in the Universe

Postby WhatevaIWaunt » Sun Dec 30, 2007 6:41 pm

Democratic Takeover of Congress. A Republican takeover of congress would be the most retarded event in the universe, but democratic is the douchiest. Remember?

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Re: Douchiest Event in the Universe

Postby gtaca2005 » Sun Jan 06, 2008 7:16 am

I wont quote S-O-U-T-H-P-A-R-K for obvious reasons, but I agree.
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Re: Douchiest Event in the Universe

Postby Nightbringer347 » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:07 am

well, i dont like barry bond's home run record. he took steroids and didnt really "work" for it. however, i didnt vote for that. the douchiest event EVER was:

inconvenient truth wins academy award.
why, you might ask? because that movie was so full of BS it wasnt even funny. for exampe, when al gore said that a fourth of the polar ice caps (or something like that) melted in 30 days, i was pissed that people actually bought that.

look. we cannot control the environment. the earth doesnt get pissed over litter. we cut down trees, make paper, and then litter the paper. where does the paper come from? TREES! same with wood, rubber (rubber comes from a certain type of sap), and just about anything else! we litter stuff that came from the earth to begin with.
if you think im a douche for saying all this, listen to an act by comedian george carlin called, "the planet is fine. the people are f*cked." here's a link:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=eScDfYzMEEw
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Re: Douchiest Event in the Universe

Postby Kelly MacCornmac » Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:31 am

I'd say Inconvient Truth...because the inconvient truth is that manbearpig is more reasonable than global warming
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