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AIDS or Cancer?

Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 8:34 am
by chel
Do you prefer 'retro' or 'current'?

Re: AIDS or Cancer?

Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:30 pm
by superiorsavior
I'd prefer to have AIDS than cancer, it gets less sympathy for a reason; you live longer. I'm not going to catch it either, I always use a condom. Super AIDS might get me tho :(

I've got quite a modbid fascination with the Human Immuno Deficiency virus ever since we had to study it in Biology. It really is nature's little KILLER. There's nothing we can do to stop it, it has some of the most ingenious weapons among pathogens (it turns DNA inside out and breaks down the protiens that make up our muscles!) and it's nigh on unstoppable.

Plus, there's SUPER AIDS to contend with, which can fly through the air, because of it's evil wings.
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Re: AIDS or Cancer?

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 12:20 am
by Mr. Hat_DX27
I have some family and friends who've been f*cked up with cancer, so I do take that one a little seriously. AIDS is the funnier one. I'd probably prefer that over cancer any day.

Re: AIDS or Cancer?

Posted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:49 am
by BRMBug
superiorsavior wrote:I'm not going to catch it either, I always use a condom. Super AIDS might get me tho :(

Erm... well, unless regular bottom teaspooning is like, your thing... then maybe.

Re: AIDS or Cancer?

Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 4:27 am
by chel
AIDS is funnier.
and when you add 'super.'
it's super funny.

Re: AIDS or Cancer?

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 9:58 pm
by triplemultiplex
I suppose it might depend on what kind of cancer and whether or not we can catch it before it spreads in this hypothetical.

For example, I'd choose testicular cancer over AIDS if it was diagnosed early enough and I only had to lose one nut. That sounds like the wrong choice but look at it this way:

1. I'm not going to give a chick cancer by f*cking her.
2. I'd still be alive.
3. I'd be owed one incredible f*ck from any woman I chose. You know how guys say, "I'd give my left nut to tap that ass"? Well having already pre-paid the requisite one nut, if I ever met a chick like that, I she'd have to fulfill her end of the bargain.
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Re: AIDS or Cancer?

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:03 pm
by Indigo Rose
Probably cancer, since it's more mangable if detected early. It would depend on how severe the cancer is and where it was localized. If I could choose those things, then definitely cancer.

Re: AIDS or Cancer?

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 5:13 am
by polymorph
I'd rather have AIDS, because then I could most likely blame someone for my Ilness.