SP Battles! Week 3, Division 2, Kyle vs Kenny!

[ShaneHaughey]

SOUTH PARK BATTLE ARENA

Division 1: W-L
Stan 2-0
Wendy 1-1
Token 1-1
Cartman 0-2
Division 2: W-L-T
Kyle 1-0-1
Tweek 1-0-1
Craig 1-1-0
Kenny 0-2

Onto the third fight!

Kyle versus Kenny!

Kyle's fight against Tweek left him battered and bruised severely. A fractured skull sent him to the hospital, and though he has been released, it is doubtful that he will want to take blows to the head. The pulled muscle is less painful, but will still restrict his mobility. Despite this, Kyle is still strong, vicious, tough, and is not that slow yet. If he can avoid taking serious damage to his forehead, Kenny will be in trouble...and Kyle is intelligent.

Kenny has not been a powerhouse fighter, and that has been proven in both fights, one against a weakened enemy. However, he is in perfect health. He is scrappy, but will that be enough?

FIGHT!

My vote: Kyle. He is stronger than Kenny and tougher than Kenny, and Kyle is intelligent enough to stop Kenny from landing the right blow.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

Oh come on, Kenny is perfectly healthy and Kyle is badly wounded, Kenny has the avantage in this fight and is likely to win.

[miracle123]

I say Kyle, he's always seemed tougher than Kenny to me and has more fighting experience, even with the bad bruises I think he would be victorious.

And of course Kenny has the bad karma lol, the only one with whom I'm probably gonna give him a chance is against fatty XD

[aparsons]

I'll go for kyle. Even though he's weakened, he can still do some serious damage. Yeah, he's not 100% but i don't think kenny would be quick enough to deal the fatal blow before kyle stops him and i've seen it before where even though someone's injured, that doesn't mean they don't have a chance of winning.

[big kenny]

KENNYYYYYY!!! I LIKE KENNY

[Wii fit man]

A skull fracture is a medical emergency, so Kenny.

[Kelly MacCornmac]

*looks at the polls* One of you two didn't vote.

[Wii fit man]

I know I did.

[Pip Tweek]

Kenny. Kyle may be good at dishing out the beating, but with restricted mobility and a fractured skull, Kenny, in perfect health, will take him down. It seems that Kyle has a low threshold for pain tolerance (his hemorrhoid) , and Kenny has managed to run (hop) for his life with both his arms an a leg cut off.

It's Kenny FTW!

[ShaneHaughey]

Kyle wins, 6-3.


Kenny charges at Kyle in an attempt to take advantage of his wounds. Kyle stands still. Kenny throws a punch...
Kyle takes Kenny's arm and uses itto throw him off balance and to the ground while still holdig the arm. He then applies pressure, snapping the arm at the shoulder. He turns Kenny over-and Kenny throws a punch that impacts on Kyle's forehead. Kyle does not feel the effects immediately...
Kyle rains blows upon Kenny until nothing remains but a battered corpse.